New Viruses based on Ranma 1/2 A Spamfic by Lawrence Chu A Product of My Imagination Based on characters by Takahashi Rumiko. Don't sue, I'm broke. *** Ranma Saotome virus: Whenever it finds a program on your hard drive, it copies it and refines it. Also makes sure it's the largest program running in your memory. Akane Tendo virus: Keeps the Ranma Saotome virus within operating limits. Nabiki Tendo virus: Searches for all the tax archive files on your computer and keeps copies for itself. Kasumi Tendo virus: Mostly harmless. Soun Tendo trojan horse: Every time you perform an action, a loud sobbing noise comes from the speakers. Genma Saotome trojan horse: Talks about how noble it is to rid the computer of viruses, but never actually does it. Tatewaki Kuno virus: While programmed in Assembly, acts as if using COBOL. Kodachi Kuno virus: obsessed with tracking down the Ranma Saotome virus and reproducing with it. Also shorts out the sound card. Shampoo virus: If you're running a text parser with broken phrases, nothing much. Otherwise, your computer becomes unintelligible. Mousse virus: Constantly mistakes one file for another. Ryouga virus: Constantly moves files to different directories subconsciously. Consistently attempts to make itself larger than the Ranma Saotome virus. Hinako Ninomiya virus: Occasionally drains energy from other computers on the network and relocates it to you. Kouchou Kuno virus: Your computer develops a really weird Hawaiian accent. *** Looking for someone to do an Ukyou virus. Post other suggestions up, if Tybalt allows... This has been a Product of My Imagination chu_bear@hotmail.com *** And this is what I've gotten from other people so far (thank youuuu)!: *** Jim Lazar (jimlazar@earthlink.net) Ukyo virus: Randomly flips CD-ROMs in your CD-ROM player. *** Chad T Pitchford (pitchfc1@stream.mcs.muohio.edu) Ukyou Kuonji virus: Hunts down the Ranma Saotome virus in an attempt to irradicate it, only to stop when it comes in contact. It then sets up in the same directory and feeds the Ranma virus what it needs to grow larger. Tsubasa Kurenai virus: Disguises itself as a desktop icon and hides in the same directory as the Ukyou Kuonji virus, attempting to attach itself to it. Neko-ken virus: When it comes into contact with the Ranma Saotome virus, it causes it to destroy massive amounts of data. This effect can be countered by the Akane Tendo virus. *** Shakudo Seikigi (shakudo@hotmail.com) Ukyo Kuonji Virus: Sets up a partion in the hard drive just large enough for it and the Ranma Virus. Hikaru Gosunkugi Virus: Creates benign copies of the Ranma Virus and secretly fragments them. Plus, tries disguiseing the trash can as an I\O port to trick the Ranma Virus. I think the "Nabiki Worm" works better. Happosai Virus: Overloads your computer every time you visit the Victoria's Secret Website. *** Freemage (freemage@HOTMAIL.COM) The One-shot Character Virus: Pops up on your system, does something really silly for awhile, then goes away forever, with no lasting effects. The Happousai Virus: Takes over your Web Browser to search for Hentai Sites, then leaves lots of evidence that you were the one doing it. Can be stopped (temporarily) by the Ranma Saotome Virus. The Cologne Virus: Attempts to link the Shampoo Virus to the Ranma Saotome Virus. Periodically turns the Mousse Virus into a duck-themed screen saver. The Pantyhose Tarou Virus: Keeps the Ranma Saotome Virus in check. If any attempt is made to name it in a Search command, it destroys vast amounts of data. Follows the trail of the Happousai Virus. *** Tempus Skylorn (sgonhue@silvernet.net) The Asusa virus: Finds cute little programs, graphics, etc, renmames them (using French names), then takes the files. Will also get rid of the Ryoga virus unless the Akane virus is in your computer at the time. *** KaraOhki/PiraOhki (karaohki@snet.net) Jusenkyo Guide Virus: It wipes out all of your virus protection programs, and sits there watching. When you contract a virus, it announces its arrival, explains the virus' history, and ends with "very tragic story". Dr. Tofu Virus: Repairs damage to all Ranma viruses on your computer; however, if Kasumi Tendo Virus is present, destroys all of them, due to lack of focus. *** Chad Walker (cw1test@hotmail.com) The Mikado virus: will try to link to half the files on you computer, especially the Akane virus and the alternate format of the Ranma virus. Will crash if it actually succeeds. *** Ben Reyes (bsreyes@netpci.com) The Mallet Virus: Often generated by the Akane Tendo virus when it catches the Ranma Saotome virus attempting to link to either the Shampoo, Ukyo Kuonji, and Kodachi Kunou viruses (or so the Akane Tendo virus will think). Is also used to keep the Ranma Saotome virus within operating limits. Gambling King Virus(I think that's what it's called): Will take over your computer and challenge you to any casino game. If you lose it will all your files and laugh insanely saying "I never lose!" *don't know much about the gambling king, so bite me* Jusenkyo Virus: Is harmless until another virus attempts to infect it. The infecting virus is then affected in such a way that its nature will change when hit with the Cold Water Virus. There are many variations of this virus, each having a different effect. (For example, changes the Ryoga Hibiki Virus into the P-chan virus) *note: All Jusenkyo Virus names begin with "Spring of Drowned" followed by their property.* Jusenkyo Guide Antivirus: Attempts to keep other Ranma 1/2 viruses from infecting the Jusenkyo Virus. Unfortunately, it isn't very effective. Cold Water Virus: Changes the nature of viruses affected by the Jusenkyo Virus. Extremely common. Hot Water Virus: Temporarily counters the Jusenkyo Virus... *** Jason Liao (jasonl@hun.k12.nj.us) Gosunkugi virus: Uses advanced stealthing techniques. Fortunately, the programmers of this virus made a mistake; this virus has major flaws that render it mostly harmless. Shampoo2 virus: cat is made more efficient. pcat is modified so that any attempts to run it will result in the words 'Shampoo no like pig-boy, pervert author!' printed to the terminal. Destroys partitions. Happi.exe trojan: An email trojan that runs grep on the directory structure, with the words 'bra', 'panty', and *censored* as arguments, and stores the result. It will then touch the files listed every hour. Fiancee virus: Attempts to mount any drive named Ranma. If it fails to do so, it crashes the system.