a bunch of things people have said that struck me as funny (well, they did at the time), interesting, weird, making fun of 3dfx's dying efforts/intel's lazy P4 efforts, making fun of crappy anime, or just plain worth saving. i try to keep them in chronological order. i started collecting in earnest on irc in early summer 2000 sometime. i'm in here quite a bit too. like shinji, i regurgitate past good times to keep myself happy in the present. ;) j/k, more like i'm compatible with my own sense of humor. duh.

some prodding and much assistance by lise has resulted in an html version! it's a pain in the ass to update by hand, so i'm not sure what's going to happen from now on.. enjoy this while it's here though.

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What about Eddie? He has to rebuild his destroyed Kingdom and find a way to live without the love of his life. He also has to find a way for people to take him seriously as a King. ;) That's the biggest challenge I've ever heard of.
-dallas, re: ff4

I was over at Gordon's yesterday and he let me use the Internet. Man, was it ever cool. I think this Internet thing is really going to catch on.
- Dallas Gow 12 August '98

>>"The Jedi are extinct. You are all that remain of that ancient religion."
>Maybe Chris Adams will find your lack of faith disturbing ...
Heh. Yes, watch me do the ancient choke-hold of the Druids. Go on, I promise a real show.
-Chris Adams, Re: Wicca in AD&D

1. Dancing the spear
2. Embracing -saidin-
3. Gentling your false Dragon
4. Leashing your -damane-
5. Binding the Dark One (/ Naming the Dark One)
6. Summoning the Heroes of the Horn (/ Sounding the Horn of Valere)
7. Battling the Forsaken
8. Angering the Ogier
9. Breaking the White Tower
10. Tying off your weave
11. Channeling unaided
-Dallas' WoT euphemisms for (male) masturbation

... Wanton slaying of non-combatants is considered vile and dishonorable. This rule often falls prey to the problem that nearly everyone is a trained fighter.
-Blake Hutchins, Tribes literature, The Fifth Tenet of Harabec

It's the FiringSquad way: when in doubt, get more hardware. If it doesn't solve the problem, you still end up with more hardware.
-00.06.02

<Raziel-> ok, so how the hell do I make Photoshop display the cursor position in pixels instead of inches?
<Raziel-> this is a pain in the ass for making the image map
<Mrdini> raz, in Photoshop prefs
<gaijindog> inst that in the preferences?
<Raziel-> ah great, thanks
<Mrdini> yup, in the preference...Units iirc
<Raziel-> it was so wierd, I was never very good with Photoshop, then last night I was just messing around and it was like I had gained "Photoshop Clairvoyance: or something
<Raziel-> I could do almost anything I wanted with it :)
<MPU> anything... except change the measurement units

I have to admit that I have been conned into doing a lot of things that I initially disdained. Eating vegetables, watching Pokemon on TV, and listening to Korean pop music - all of that gets filed under "never thought I'd ever do that." Well, the K-pop thing wasn't such a tough sell actually - some of those girl groups are pretty darn cute. But getting me to play Counter-Strike was different. There were no cute pop stars to help convince me.
-Firingsquad CSb6.6 review

<pope_san> cuteness is universal translatable.. unlickily..
<pope_san> unlickily should have been unluckily, but in hindsite i rather like the word.
<Leliel`> =)
<dragon_tatsu_translating> hindsite?
<Leliel`> popelish(tm)
<dragon_tatsu_translating> lol!
<pope_san> if (time > 3am) popelish = english - time.

<tena73> sorry shadow Z I dont know you
<Shadow_Zero> Oh wait, I'm going with Lise already, eh?
<tena73> does lise know of the romance?
<Shadow_Zero> I'm a man of mysteries :D

<MidBlue_CB3> Ruby: I've never ever had any problem with CD's skipping in my car
<MidBlue_CB3> maybe I just don't go dune jumping enough or something

* Cyc-NOT-Shinji wonders what the Angel attacking music from Eva is called...
<Leliel> cyc: 'angel attack'
<Cyc-NOT-Shinji> -_-
<Cyc-NOT-Shinji> shoulda known :)

<Mihailis_working> That'd make an interesting cosplay skit, I tell you. :)
* Mihailis_working mumbles something about "the Chicken Skit".
<mizu> what is this "Chicken Skit"?
<Mihailis_working> It's a somewhat infamous skit that occurred at either last Katsu or Neko (never can keep those two straight).
<Mihailis_working> ...having to do with some of the cast of Bakuretsu Hunters and chickens. :)
<Mihailis_working> I didn't see it, but I've been told the story by several eye-witnesses (including Pocky).
<Mihailis_working> The gist of the story goes: Two cosplayers are on stage, either Chocolate or Tira and Dotta.
<Mihailis_working> Dotta runs up and says "Oh, my God. I can't believe it. It's Marron, he's in the back...doing something to chickens..." (pantomiming humping motions).
<Mihailis_working> She runs off-stage and comes back with some unidentified white substance on her hands.
<Mihailis_working> "It's Marron and the chickens and there's this stuff all over the place!"
<Mihailis_working> She then begins slinging the stuff (I think they said it was shaving cream) all over the place.
<Mill-Chan> i didn't think skits like that were allowed
<Mihailis_working> The reaction from the cosplay director was just a stunned "That's not what they did in rehearsal."

<Mrdini> aok, d/led 270MB over a 56K modem :-)
<BigFire> Mrd: ouch.. that's bad.. hee hee
<Aokakesu> Mrdini : Painful ! You must've been determined to get that file
<Mrdini> hehe...ask akari, he know what i d/led
<BigFire> Escaflowne Movie
* Aokakesu winks knowingly at Mrdini
<Mrdini> yup
<Aokakesu> so you were the guy who was doing that over the past couple of days
<Mrdini> aok...uh...was that yer server?
<Aokakesu> Mrdini : no. Just that akari mentioned someone d/l'ing it via 56k.
<Aokakesu> 'determined' was the description used

<Leliel> mrd: red hair? didn't wear many clothes? large breasts?
<Leliel> 'very dangerous yo..'
<Mrdini> oh, the ninja?
<Leliel> no! :)
* Leliel wonders if anyone else knows who he's talking about
* Leliel baps mrdini
<Sailor_Otaku> Leliel: No, but I'm betting a number of them want to :)

<dr_anime> smoke: nothing much just talking about pubic hair and what not, just general conversation material :-)
<Sir-Smoke> any bloodletting?
<Sir-Smoke> I must feed soon
<dr_anime> smoke: not yet, you know anything on that topic you'd like to discuss with us :-)
<Sir-Smoke> quite simple, extract blood from victim or doner, and feast on it :)

<Shinohara> hmm, sounds like a good premise for a Diablo clone.. the Evil One is trying to take over the world, but to succeed his priest must bathe in the blood of 1000 virgins, you're mission, should you choose to accept it is to make sure there aren't 1000 virgin's left alive in the kingdom.. how you solve this is left to the user's imagination

"My theory on ID4 was that they never uploaded the virus. When the Mac tried to interface with the aliens, both machines locked up."
-Dwayne McDuffie on Macintoshes and ID4

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen Roberts

"God is like Coke - He's the real thing"
-Jason Nelson

"Isn't preventing STDs by abstinence a lot like preventing food poisoning by not eating?"
-Kelly Pedersen
Student, Megalomaniac, Aspiring All Knowing Being.

Marriage? That's not a word, that's a SENTENCE!
-Macky@cwix.com

I have the upmost respect for FTM they were together the day i got this game should be a great match :)
-Carnage
it would help if you put some punctuation marks there carnage ;)
-Cancer
PredictIt board, Evil Clownz challenging Fuck the Mainland on RD and SB, 00.7.15

Can Can Bunny is different from a lot of the others. I can't really call it erotica, it is more a comedy with sex. Around here we've called it "Oh My Fucking Goddess" because it reminds us of OMG with sex.
-megazone

<Danj> the great thing about win2k is, you don't have to pay for it.. you can just request an evaluation version from m$ and convert it into a full version
<Raziel-> I should do that
<Raziel-> not becuase I particularly want win2k, just to get something from the man for free :)

<Leliel> "Due the large amount of pre-rendered artwork - backgrounds, character, and monsters - we find that [640x480] is the optimum balance of hard-drive install size, system specs, and number of CDs."
<Leliel> blah
<Jon|Boy> lel: what was that for?
<Leliel> jon: d2, of course
<AgtFox> Lel: people are too engrossed with eye candy these days...it's all eye candy and no gameplay, sad that we have come to this
<Leliel> fox: gameplay is good, and d2 has it.. but i don't care about finer detail in d2's graphics, i just want to make them smaller.. then i can see more stuff onscreen and not as many pixels
<Youkai> yea
<Youkai> i would like that too
<Youkai> like in fallout 2
<Youkai> i cant even play it because the pixelation flips me out
<AgtFox> Lel: I see that, but I don't see Blizzard making any attempts to come out of 640x480, although WC3 may be different
<Youkai> on a 19 inch monitor each pixel is like a mm wide
<Youkai> thats huge
<Jon|Boy|Mall> funny how every blizzard game rocks but they are only 640X480
<Youkai> blizzard is a good company
<Youkai> you never hear about big names like at id
<Leliel> fox: i know nothing about programming, but it seems to me it wouldn't be that hard to simply use a higher res and draw more stuff.. 2d games like subspace did it, i'm sure the doods at blizzard could
<Youkai> its all the company
<Youkai> hhe
<Youkai> heh it could potentially very hard to find a dropped ring at too high a res
<AgtFox> Lel: I'm sure they could, it's just that you should expect 640x480. If you have a problem with it, don't buy the game (yet people still buy it)
<Leliel> youkai: that's what holding down 'alt' is for :P
<Youkai> did that alt thing work in diablo 1
<Leliel> fox: i bought it knowing full-well the graphics represent 1998 :)
<Leliel> you: no
<AgtFox> Lel: exactly :)
<AgtFox> as someone once said, "You didn't play Civilization for the graphics, you played it for the game"
<Leliel> fox: true, but i still think d2 could run in a higher res with smaller graphics with little or no problem
<Jasconius> mmmm i like pixels
<Leliel> i do NOT think it's outside the scope of a patch (especially for those blizzard wizards. :)
<AgtFox> Lel: hehe...that talk was around when StarCraft came out...they never did anything about it
<Leliel> fox: nor do i expect them to now.. but the point is that they COULD
<Dragonbeast> Lel: Actually, it is. Everything would have to be resized, otherwise you would end up with an everquest-type solution.
<Dragonbeast> (outside the scope of a patch)
[not a ha-ha funny conversation, but this is from 00.7.18, about one year before the expansion came and did just that]

<hen-ryuu> target demographic for Utena? anyone who's willing to have their brain taken out and stomped on ;)

<Danj> to call tong a "perv" is like saying concorde is "a thingy that flies"

<euc> windows just shut itself down
<euc> I think it's jewish.. when I pressed the button to uninstall hebrew text support it just shut down

<carpboy> i used to put mp3s on md to play at the radio station
<carpboy> that was the only way i was able to play that alternate megumi version of Tamashii no Rufuran on the radiO :)
<carpboy> unfortunately, no one noticed *sigh*
<funaho> the old hoontech card with the digital out for my md has been my harddrive to car savior
<carpboy> i think a guy in the station at the time came in the room and said "huh? what's this"
<carpboy> "a song"
<carpboy> "oh ok"

<Yasuke-kun> BAKA FINGER
<JimCat> Sounds like a martial arts attack...ROASTED CHICKEN STYLE BAKA FINGER ATTACK

<Danj> so if you WANT to be branded as a moron who can't even spell somebody's name, then sure, spell it wrong :P
* BF_Away is already been branded as a perverted who can't spell anything right
<Danj> yeah but you have an excuse, tong
<Danj> your first language is not english
<Danj> besides, your spelling is not too bad most of the time
<Danj> it is the grammar you need to work on
<BF_Away> grammar...
<Mihailis> We know you can't spell, Tong. But you're everybody's favorite little foreigner. :)
<Mihailis> Kinda like Balki. :)
<Danj> just think of the words having sex with each other.. but if you don't put them in the right order they can't have sex because the holes are not the right shape
<Cavis> Dan: or they can end up going in the wrong holes ^_-

<jcollis> premiere sucks at non-uncompressed audio.
<Leliel> jc: "compressed"? :)
<jcollis> lel--that too =)
* Leliel smites jc with the power of redundant smiting

<Youkai> all evil laughs start with a muh

*** Rishis (Rishis@ppp357.visuallink.com) Quit (Quit: God's in his heaven, and i'm here sitting in my chair watching evangelion to remember the rest of this line)

<Scarrow> Heh, we saw someone drinking grape Fanta in Canada, only we saw the french side and I thought it was raisin Fanta.

<red-paladin> but I thought divx was illegal cause it contains code from microsoft
<jcollis> it does.
<hen-ryuu> prove it ^^

* DVD_AniMania used to be a Vax administrator in a previous life..
<DarkSong> my condolences
<DVD_AniMania> It's was punishment for Bad Karma, but I've moved up now...
<DarkSong> yeah, now you run a web page for otaku. big progress there. ^_^
<Mikage-chan> heh
<Mikage-chan> hey..kev is kewl
<Mikage-chan> he wants to start an anime company =)
<DarkSong> I never said he wasn't cool
<DarkSong> he just has odd karma

* hen-sleep listens to a bit of the utena movie soundtrack (the car bit ;) before heading off to class
<hen-sleep> once again i feel sorry for whatever orchestra had to play this ;)

* hen-sleep remembers his senior year playing Circus Overture... me and the timpanist were the only ones that made the tempo jump ;) in the end we wound up playing the ending 20 bpm less than slated because the flutes and clarinets couldn't keep up ;)
<Jon|Boy> damn flutists
* hen-sleep smacks Jon|Boy, he IS a flutist :P
<hen-sleep> well, at the time I was a bassoonist ;)
<Jon|Boy> cursed basoonists :)
* hen-sleep whips out his bazooka disguised as a bassoon and blows Jon|Boy up
<Leliel> ooh
<Leliel> does it toot comically when you shoot rockets? :)
<Jon|Boy> at least it is not a rocket launcher concealed in a guitar case ;)
<hen-sleep> haha

I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
-Chinese proverb (by way of Chick's Hardware)

<hen-ryuu> funaho: my entire family seems to have inherited the 'who the hell are you' syndrome or something... none of us can attach names to faces, so we're used to figuring out who wants to talk to whom when we hear all of our names called in order ;)
<hen-ryuu> funaho: its gotten worse since my aunt (mother's sister) moved in with us, I come home and I have no idea which woman I'm talking to :P
<funaho> hen--they just go in order until there is some response?
<hen-ryuu> funaho: more or less
* funaho sticks a "hello my name is HEN-RYUU" tag on hen
<hen-ryuu> funaho: it takes my dad about 2 tries on average, and thats if he remembers not to call us by the names of the pets ;) my mother is better, she only takes 2 at the most, at least she remembers which names go to human males :P
<Leliel> sure, hen-ryuu means something to us, but would that help his family?
* DVD_AniMania also puts on a "my name is HEN-RYUU tag" just to confuse people more.. heheh
<hen-ryuu> no ;)
<funaho> hen-- i've called tony by the cat's name before
* Yasuke-kun sticks a "Hello my name is HEN-RYUU. Kick me" sign on hen's back
* Merliwolf sticks a "hello I like yaoi" on hen's butt
<hen-ryuu> funaho: yeah, but it gets old after a few years of being adressed as 'John, Sparky, oh, Fred!' :P

<MIll-Chan> and vigina candies
<MIll-Chan> Vagina
<MIll-Chan> oops:P
<carpboy> i hope that's not a typo
<Leliel> i hope it IS
<Leliel> :)
<MIll-Chan> VAGINA
<MIll-Chan> lol
<MIll-Chan> I dunno what the chinease name for them is
<Merliwolf> vagina candies??
<Yasuke-kun> vagaina....candies...?
* Leliel hopes that's the shape and not the flavor. :)
<MIll-Chan> Vagina candies AKA gel cups
<MIll-Chan> they are in little cups.. and you suck them out
<Raziel-> hey, I've had those
<MIll-Chan> and they have fruit chunks in them.. I jsut get lycee cause thats the best
<Raziel-> my friend refers to them as "sheep zygotes" :-P

* Yasuke-kun beats Leleil with the Bat of "SHUT UP! ALL CCS OPENINGS RULE-ness"
* Leliel defends against said bat with the shield of good taste in music

* carpboy should write the dialogue for bad kung fu dubs
<carpboy> Your Flying-Lemur technique is no match for my Two-Fisted Mayonaise style! I shall defeat you and then go to the park!
<funaho> carpboy- " ah but you have forgotten the sacred tree of power whose bark if chewed can give me tenfold strength"
<carpboy> can it be? the sacred tree of power? in your possession? No! I must still defeat you!
<funaho> carpboy-"you are only a child!go home and sit with the women-i fight only men here"
<carpboy> such insolence! when one such as you has the audacity to address me in a tone like that... I must defeat you! For my honor!
<funaho> carpboy- " a pig -handler such has you has no honor! go pick up rice grains off the street do not beg here!"
<carpboy> ok ok you win funaho :)

* Mikage-chan dances the dance of seven veils for funaho
<hen-ryuu> seven veils? isnt that where the dancer is wearing only 7 veils and takes them off one at a... OH MY GOD *rips eyes out X_x

<bludstone> i cant wait to move out of this friggin place
<bludstone> i cant exactly go pick up a chick and take her here
<bludstone> i mean, my parents live here:)
<pope_sama> bludstone: better than living with 4 other guys.. if i want to take a girl home, i have to share. :P

<Danj> the UK pokemon DVD is gonna be widescreen and anamorphic
* Danj cackles evilly
<Mihailis> Umm...so?
<Danj> heh
<Danj> I just get a kick out of seeing R2 UK dvds which are way better than their R1 counterparts
<Mihailis> Dan: Better? They're both Pokemon...ergo they're both going to suck. :)
<Mihailis> The only way the R2 would be better is if it had a different show on it. ;)

<Mihailis> I thought you hated GW.
<DS_sleep_now> no, I like it
<DS_sleep_now> I just dislike 4 of the 5 pilots

<Cavis> gee I have a lot of confidence in the T2 DVD
<Cavis> there's an insert within the package
<Cavis> says the following
<Cavis> "Dear DVD fan: Due to the advanced features utilized in the creation of this DVD, some players may experience minor navigational difficulties. This should not effect your enjoyment of the feature program in any way."
<newbs> yeah, I saw that Cav :P
<Cavis> newbs: boy that's bloody wonderful :)
<Mihailis> Cav: Navigational difficulties? What, you hit the wrong button and end up in Murmansk? ;)

*** Aya-sickie-sleep is now known as Aya-sickie
<Leliel> sickie?
<Aya-sickie> I am sick
<Leliel> aya: so i have determined. with what?
<Aya-sickie> hehehe
<Aya-sickie> I like the word sickie better than sick
<Aya-sickie> it is more fun
<Leliel> "'sickie' -- making 'sick' sound cute"
<Mihailis> Aya: Yeah...plus you wouldn't want to get confused with Tong, would you?
<Leliel> mihail: who, "sicko"? :)
<BigFire> Dave: hey.. hey...
<Mihailis> Leliel: Heh heh. :)
<Aya-sickie> milhailis: yes
<Mihailis> "I can't come into work. I'm sick." "You don't sound sick." "Okay, I'm here porkin' my dog. Does that sound sick enough for you?" ;)
<Aya-sickie> hahaha
<Danj> lol
* Mihailis makes a notchon his pistol as he successfully kills another conversation. ;)

<Leliel> blah.. yesterday sucked for me
<Leliel> too bad you're all still there. :)
<Lisendral> Leliel: couldn't you have warned us that today was going to suck?
<Jon|Boy|Away> lise: he did
<Leliel> lise: if you want another tip from the future, go to bed early and don't stay up 'til 2:30am hoping for the day to improve -- it won't. =)
<Lisendral> Leliel: oh, I already knew that one
<Leliel> lise: well, you could have told *me*.. it's 2:30 and here i am. :)
<Lisendral> Leliel: well, if you stay up past midnight, what happens is the suckiness of yesterday leaks over into the morning. Increases the probability of today sucking as well
<Leliel> lise: if i stay up longer, will that increase or decrease tomorrow's suckworthiness? i could make the argument that i am using up the last of the day's suckage, rather than saving it for tomorrow.
<Lisendral> Leliel: the probability remains constant, but keep in mind that sleep deprivation will increase suckworthiness immensely
<Leliel> lise: it is also increasing the odds of me missing my useless first class at an exponential rate. ;)

<Jon|Boy> I can you the series when I burn them all if you want?
<Jon|Boy> hmmm... for some reason the "mail" is missing from that sentence
<Leliel> i interpolate. :)
<gaijindog> lets see how many sentences we can write without verbs :P
<Jon|Boy> I thought it was the mystical bond between family ;)
<Danj> no you put the verbs at the end, you see
<Danj> I you the series when I them all if you want can mail burn
<Leliel> i all sentences good so i don't verb. :)
<Danj> eheh
<gaijindog> lol
<Leliel> 'verb' actually looks like a 'verb' although it was a noun before i dropped the original verb in the sentence. :)
<Danj> these days it is permitted to verb your nouns
<Leliel> may i noun my verbs?
<Krellion> No, that's totally illegal... :)
<Leliel> curses
<Danj> well nouning your verbs is already acceptable
<Danj> you can also adjective your verbed nouns

<tena73> Buy.com sent me 15 email messages telling my by BGC 3040 DVD was shipped
* Bremmi things Priss will be looking mighty old in 3040.

<Cavis> hmm must decide what to do with 9/19 pre-orders... it's down to whether or not to get Gasaraki or not basically
<Raziel-> get Gasaraki!
<Cavis> sure Raz it's such an easy decision :)
<ADVatar> Definitely Gasaraki.
<ADVatar> Worship our beautiful transfer!
<Cavis> ADVatar: thanks for the suggestion from the employee of the company releasing the disc ;)

*** somethingerother (daljava@129.252.26.172) has joined #animedvd
<Danj> hello somethingerother
<somethingerother> hi!
<somethingerother> it thought all of u were bots
<Danj> no, most of us are just idle
* Leliel is a bot
<Otaku> I'm a bot!
<Otaku> Lel is a faster bot though :I
<Leliel> more efficient scripting, no doubt :)
* Otaku cries on his coding, held together by spit and glue

* hen-ryuu wonders how one cosplays a verb like "tentacle rape" :P

<bludstone> i have an intel celery processor.. its crunchy

<jcollis> i think people wanted [Macross 7] to be more of a thinking anime.
<Leliel> jc: i thought "wow, this sucks"

<Dragonbeast> Just like Lain, you need to sit and watch it with an open mind.
<Dragonbeast> NOT that Lain and M7 are related or anything ;)
<Leliel> yeah, lain turned out kinda cool. :D

<Jon|Boy> DannyCat: hmmm I know mens for sure... proabably a womens too but dont quote me on that
<DannyCat> "...dont quote me on that" - Jon|Boy

<DS_busy_at_work> DS helping out incompetant coworker
<DS_busy_at_work> DS losing his temper, too
<cron> DS_busy_at_work: hope your not explaining a mouse to the user ;)
<Leliel> cron: you mean the footpedal? :)

<Scarrow> I had money to burn, and better burning money than CPUs. :)
<Scarrow> If I wanted to overclock I'd still buy this and just try to overclock it from here. :)
* wolve reminds himself to never ride in Scarrow's car

<Raziel-> poor DS, you just have the worst luck with sickness lately
<DarkSong_GW3> it's my karma, I swear. :)
<DarkSong_GW3> I musta been a mass-murderer serial-rapist in a past life
<DarkSong_GW3> either that, or I invented Dragonball. :P

* jcollis fwaks Mihailis with a baka hammer
* Mihailis is unfazed as he is protected by a Baka Shield. :)
<Mihailis> Guaranteed to withstand the Kansas Board of Education, or your money back. :)

<Danj> it's like people think that cars with go-faster stripes go faster than cars without them

<MPU> synchronized diving... it's amazing.... they make it appear as though objects of different mass actually fall at the same rate... incredible

*** Cavis is now known as Cav_reading_OMG_manga
<Leliel> cav can read? omg!
<Leliel> oh wait
<Leliel> read that wrong. :D

* Jasconius does the actually having bandwidth dance
<Jasconius> we finally have a DS3 line
<Danj> so are you gonna set up an encrypted ftp server or somethin?
<Jasconius> i believe i will ^^

* hen-neko can't do any of his homework because he 1) doesnt know how, 2) doesnt remember the phasor stuff they taught us a year ago and 3) doesnt have the book from a year ago ;P
<Jasconius> hen: that sounds like fun
<ADVatar> Hen: They come in three sizes and blow stuff up (or stun people). ;p
* hen-neko throws pointy j-omegas at jasc and ADVatar
* ADVatar counters with a sharp eigenvector
<Jon|Boy> woo eigenvectors
<Jon|Boy> do you guys ever wish you were a Laplace transform?
<Danj> uh, no
<ADVatar> Not particularly.
<Jasconius> rofl
<Jon|Boy> man I guess I am the only one :)
* hen-neko would rather be an inverse laplace transform, those are harder to do, and being able to give s-domain equations to myself and getting out the original would be usefulk
<Jon|Boy> hen-neko: you rule :)

<Cavis> hbar-sama: um no. Benoit won the match but Foley reversed it again. then Rock who basically just got the crap beaten out of him for 30 minutes does the Rock bottom and wins just like that
<Dragonbeast> Cav: Wrestling's not real.

<Youkai> its like an you must be at least dorky to go on this ride sign before you get on IRC
<Youkai> at least this dorky even :P

Oh, and whenever I'm on Battle.net, I'm Burl.Ives, telling people to have a holly jolly Christmas when I send six Dwarven Demolition Dudes into their town. (I love blowing things up.)
-Adam Cederblom

<BigFire> Dave: you know the MOST frustrate thing about Hentai in Canada?
<Cavis> ... can't get it up cuz it's so cold? :)

3dfx Voodoo 5 5500 AGP: Deep Voodoo
-an article headline at techreport.com

For those in the know, potrzebie is truly necessary.
-Bryan J. Maloney

*** #tribalwar topic- 'Tribalwar.com : Our forums are slower than fraggle in a marathon.'

A3D three-dimensional sound chipset manufacturer, otherwise known as the company that "bravely caught Creative with its pants down then got killed when Creative looked up and noticed" has been saved from bankruptcy and will be rescued by -- Creative Labs. Creative bought out its beleagured rival for some $28 million in cash, plus stock.
-Sharky Games beatdown #25

* Varkias stays away from whatever you people have been drinking
<hen-neko> Varkias: its the water! dont drink the water!
* Varkias notes to brink his own water to drink while in the channel
<Varkias> It's just like going to a foreign country!

<Leliel> jon: so we have the new research students coming in
<Dragonbeast> "research" students? :)
<Dragonbeast> like bait? :)
<Leliel> db: kenkyuu-ryuugakusei
<Leliel> and yes, i realize you can't read that yet :)
<Dragonbeast> Hang on :)
<Leliel> wonderful things, dictionaries
<Dragonbeast> research..
<Dragonbeast> :)
<Dragonbeast> student..
<Dragonbeast> Okay, why am I not surprised? :)

<Merliwolf> dark side is always the good side duh :P
<Merliwolf> well except the evil dark side

<Merliwolf> db:typing sux0r :P
<Dragonbeast> Merl: Yes, but you should probably attempt to master it.
<Merliwolf> no!
<Merliwolf> I will type minimum words!

<Merliwolf> p3's are not that much cooler at high temps

<Merliwolf> man
<Merliwolf> there were games with 20 dicks [sic]
<Warpticon> merli: hentai games? :P

<Leliel> if quantumaxtor was going to still be called quantum, i'd probably still support them, but they're maxtor. hence, i will be switching. :)
<Dragonbeast> Leliel: What if they just take Quantum's drives, and label them Maxtor? :)
<Leliel> db: that would put me in quite a dilemma, but i'd probably switch anyway. :)
<Leliel> db: that's what's fun about being irrational :)
<Dragonbeast> Leliel: You're insane. :)
<Dragonbeast> Leliel: And if your favorite brand of cereal changed name, you would also drop it?
<Leliel> db: if they changed the name to maxtor i might. :)

* DannyCat puts Yasu in the Giant Shotgun Barrel Pointed at the Ladle Next to the Wooden Bucket Sitting Just Outside the Plane of Existance.

You can't be a figment of my imagination, I'd've done a better job
-Alan Kellogg

<Tempy^> if episode 11 of FY doesn't cause epileptic attacks I don't know what will
<hen-neko> Tempy^: keep watching :P
<hen-neko> Tempy^: or dont, if youre epileptic

After all, isn't God basically just the World's Biggest DM :)
-Kreidian

Opinions and beliefs are difficult to influence, especially if they are linked to one's ethos. Disagreement with the official line leads to rebellion, rebellion leads to exile, exile leads to whatever penalties get levied against non-adherents ...
-Matthew Shelton a.k.a. Xeno
Until that last bit I could have seen Yoda (frank oz) saying it...
-Cerberus AOD

What happens when you ship a year late in a market with a six-month product cycle? You get something slow, expensive, and not at all compelling.
-SharkyExtreme V4500 article summary

<Leliel> i have to write about how something's important to our everyday life
<Mihailis> Soap! :)
<Leliel> heh, i can't talk about soap for 800 characters my friend.
<Mihailis> If you've ever been to a con, you know how important that single thing is. :)

What's hard is remembering exactly what day the anniversary actually is, because - and trust me on this - if you're aren't Johnny On The Spot with that magic number, her head will open up and fire will come out. I'm not trying to be sexist or make sweeping generalizations about women, because it isn't always fire. It can also be lava or spiders.
-Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade news, 00.10.16

<Tempy> how many minutes of actual new footage does each FY episode have on average? :P
<Leliel> tempy: roughly five
<Leliel> part of its charm :)
<Cav_homework> part of the charm would've been if Miaka was brutally eaten by flamingos at some point along the way :)

<Rubin> is it just me, or is gasaraki going to end up like a more realistic eva?
<Warpti> rubin: it's just you. you're going to end up like a more realistic eva.

* kazenoyoru sticks gun in mouth
<kazenoyoru> gum sorry
<Jasc-translating> wow
<Jasc-translating> now THAT is a typo ;P

I'm not trying to say that AMD is fault-free. However, if you're going to get screwed one way or the other, why overpay for it?
-someone on Tom's

Hey now, there's nothing wrong with old chop-socky flicks. I love them. Especially the 3 people from Hong Kong doing the dubs. :) You know, 2 guys to do all the male voices, and the 1 girl to do all the female voices. Or maybe it just seems that way. :)
-tenton

<Danj> I did a search for barcode scanners and google comes up with this category
<Danj> Business > Industries > Retail > Technology > POS Hardware

<Varkias> It's definitely better to be featuring live people than dead people... not MUCH call for dead people...
<DeadMilkman> hey now...
<Makoto-> Vark - and if there WAS call for dead people, would anyone really wanna know? :)
<DeadMilkman> some of us are entertaining

<Scarrow> Heh, I just had a password I couldn't recall e-mailed to me. qzouthsgge
<Scarrow> No wonder I couldn't remember it.
<Scarrow> Is that some ancient Cthulhu mythos god?

Your ass must be sore, mine would be if I pulled so many numbers out of it.
-aman5 to malleus_male on tom's

I don't really know if you want to know this, but Steve got [H]ard with a bunch of 6th and 7th grade school kids yesterday...for about 8 hours. I did not know he had it in him. Seriously, your newsmonkey and trusty sidekick, took the entire day yesterday to help out his local school district. Steve went into the classroom with his 1300MHz Beast and showed it off to the kids. Along the way they talked about thermodynamics, 3D modeling and light reflection and refraction, and stressed the importance of a solid basic edumacation and how the kids would need it to ever help make a hella cool vid game. Dunno if he used the word "hella" or not... Three cheers for Steve taking a day out of his schedule to do that. I think I am gonna cry now.
-a blurb on hardocp, 00.11.10

Confidence of creating deliciousness.
This tastiness can not be carried even by both hands.
-the fine print on a Lotte Custard Cake

"There is nothing in a 7-Eleven store worth sacrificing an employee's life for."
-7-Eleven executives

<ADVatar> What the heck is a .pct picture format?
<Lise|cookin> ADV: a compressed format generally used for export to a photo/image editing program to be put in .jpg or .gif format
<ADVatar> Lise: Wonderful. Can you turn one into a .jpg for me?
<Lise|cookin> ADV: I sure can, fork it over :)
<ADVatar> One moment.
<JimLazar> You're not goign to use it as an overlay, are you Avatar? ;-)
* ADVatar overlays Jim's face with Jim's rear

<Lisendral> I think I'm going to go back to the shower before bed to go to sleep, shower in morning to wake up thing tho
<Varkias> Isn't it bad for your skin to shower that much? Robs it of it's natural oils or something and dries your skin out...
<Lisendral> Varkias: not up here in winter. It's so dry... And I moisturize constantly anyway
<Varkias> ...although in the winter my skin gets super-dry anyway :P
* Varkias notes that he DOES shower once a day regularly, just not twice a day :P

* hen-neko looks at his box of unwatched DVDs, then at his pile of fourier transforms, and sobs.
<Jon|Boy> heh fourier sucker
<tena73> what are fourier transforms?
<Jon|Boy> tena73: you dont want to know :)
<hen-neko> tena73: in practical applications theyre what makes mp3s go ;)
<tena73> tell me anyway
<tena73> ahh
<hen-neko> mathematically, theyre what you get when you integrate a signal function*e^-i*w*t dt from -inf to inf (generalized transform)
<hen-neko> where w is some frequency i dont understand, and i dont understand the rest of it ;)

3dfx likes its gamers.
As you can see from their financial state, they're not in business to make money =)
-Jarzi

* Leliel pushes ht around, just to prove that ops aren't necessary
<Leliel> <push>
* Mihailis pushes Erich around too.
<Mihailis> This is kinda fun.
<Humanoid_typhoon> <whaps Mihai, and punches Krel>
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<Krellion> :)
<Mihailis> =)
<Krellion> Don't ask me why I did that to myself...
<Krellion> It's Monday.
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[3dfx] has therefore decided to outsource its board manufacturing to third party manufacturers and to sell its Juarez, Mexico facility.
-SAN JOSE, Calif., Nov. 15 /PRNewswire/

<Cavis> a) I don't hate Gasaraki
<Cavis> b) I'm enjoying SMJ right now thank you very much :)
<raz_gasaraki2> well, I can see how the first 4 eps would be hard to get into
<Cavis> Raz: glad you noticed that too :)
<raz_gasaraki2> they introduce a lot of characters all at once
<Cavis> raz: and not one of them is very interesting :)
<raz_gasaraki2> and it's hardly any action until ep 4
<Cavis> only one I remember is the naked girl in the test tube :)
<raz_gasaraki2> but disc 2, man...
<Mrdini> cav, that's Lime

MM might show up and bring back his argument that 6000 is the "best bang for the buck". And since 0/0 is undefined, no one will be able to prove him wrong.
-Geeforcer

<raz_gasaraki2> ack, WPI taking over the channel again
<KaziKamiKais> heh
<KaziKamiKais> we're everywhere
<raz_gasaraki2> no, you're not everywhere. You're all in here :)

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<Fireye-> Well, it's a hentai rpg, so don't expect much dialog anyway, not that she could keep anyone interested for more then 2 minutes...
<Warpticon> I always manage to come in at the most interesting times.

<ywwg_laundry> /dcc SEND niall_d /dev/laundry
<ywwg_laundry> ah... /dev jokes. is there no end to the fun?

Maybe a year ago, I walked into a store at the mall and found a Voodoo2 selling for around $300; this would have been a rather inopportune time to be drinking milk.
-FiringSquad deals guide, 00.12.1

<Leliel> at least you have choices
<Leliel> i miss choice
<avariel_> yeah,.. i can choose this course.. or i can choose all these other courses which i can't choose cause they conflict.. lots of choice. :P

<Leliel> i guess the university depends on when it is, but i still think i'll be in school for june no matter what
<Leliel> omg
* Leliel beats his japanese-grammar-filled head against the keyboard
<Leliel> "the university depends on when it is"

<TheDave> We could turn Krell chibi and mail it to you. :)
* Krellion is an "it"?

<TheDave> "You know what you're going to get next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So whenever you don't feel appreciated enough, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

hey, i have all the ram i need... :)
-TNT2OCER
I know what those words mean but that sentence is non-sensical. =)
-Owen Glendower

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<AgtFox> I would guess they used a pipe bomb or something to blow it open
<AgtFox> when I read it, they didn't go into much detail in how it was done
<NeoAlus> Much better application than the Colorado incident
<AgtFox> just had a picture of the hole
<Otaku> this qualifies as one of the top ten "things to hear when you enter a channel"

<Lise|ally> Crypt: now that all depends on who you ask... Most people in the US think we're part of Russia, ppl not in the US (ex. Canadians) think we're part of Canada
<Cryptnotic> most people in the u.s. are stupid.

<wolve> lol... VoodooExtreme is just not the same on pornolize.com ;)
<weasl> Rogue "Mistress Anal" Entertainment's Peter "Plugin" Mackcuntlicked his .plan titty fucks sex fighting with a sucking fix for those screwing scats with the cocksucking American McGee's Alice demo on Matrox G400 fucks. Here's what he has to say:

* cron shakes his head at his email today
<cron> "Anyone know where i can get candian unix shells? The exchange rate is a
<cron> killer."
<Danj> canadian unix shells?
<Danj> in what way are canadian unix shells different to any other unix shells?
* cron shrugs helplessly at danj
<TheDave> Dan: I think the prompts automatically attach an ", eh?" to everything you type. ;)
<cron> danj: think the person is refering to the price of the shell
<Otaku[asoko]> canadian unix shells have stronger .dlls
<Otaku[asoko]> none of those watered down american dlls

* carpboy remembers the DC screensaver
<carpboy> light show when we played CDs :)
<carpboy> actually, it was pretty funny
<carpboy> we hooked it up at work when our cd player was busted so we could listen to cds
<carpboy> and for the hell of it, the first cd we put in was the Pokemon Best Collection
<carpboy> well, uhh, if you've ever used the DC CD player function, you know what their CD looks like on the screen
<carpboy> so we were like "what the hell? how did it know it was pokemon?"
<carpboy> we were baffled for a day or so
<carpboy> (we're not very bright)

<TheDave> I may have to...appropriate...a copy of Alice and try it out.
<DS_playing_with_Alice> Dave - download the demo and try it out
<DS_playing_with_Alice> 78mb, it'll tell whether the game is your style, or not
<TheDave> DS: heh...nowadays the demos are nearly as big as the games themselves.
<TheDave> Might as well get the real thing the first time. ;)

<Danj> "According to the Nihon Keizai Shimbun (The Wall Street Journal of Japan, basically), Sega is the single least profitable company in Japan, narrowly edging out a shoddy milk company that poisoned children.

* Lise cuts the power supply to LordRichard's house
*** LordRichard (LordRichar@209-239-212-71.lax.jps.net) Quit (Quit: ¤)
<Lise> Stop with those generators, already!
<Db_nap> Lise!
<raziel-> lol Lise!
<Lise> Wow
<Lise> I'm mighty

I do not appreciate being attacked on fabricated grounds.
-Dan G.
No jousting on Astro-Turf then, I take it?
-Owen Glendower

Yeah. You have to pour gasoline on your Radeon and light a match to get the colors brighter there. =)
-Chas

Lokks like NVIDIA is stealing yet again more from 3dfx!
-Malleus_Male
Yes. First they steal Brian Burke, then they steal HSR. the bastards.
BTW, who stole your ability to think?
-aman5

You wouldn't recognize the truth if it came up and tried to overclock that unoverclockable beast of yours.
-Chas, to MM

<DannyCat> "Clinton Visits Vietnam: He Talks of Future Beneath Bust of Ho" - Headlines

*** Mihailis (ayanami@ddavenport.dev-alum.louisville.edu) Quit (Quit: God may be your copilot, but Darwin's my gunner.)

I predict that tommorow the sun will rise AJ, I expect an apology from you tomorrow when that brazen prediction comes to fruition. :o)
-C0RN

Highs
* Well, it doesn't hurt as much as the real thing. In one sense anyway
Lows
* So thoroughly uninspired and unentertaining that you almost suspect they made an effort to make it this bad for some reason
-Sharky Games' quick take on High Impact Paintball, 15.12.00

Yuh-huh. Just like they rose up with the Pyramid 3D to challenge the Voodoo Graphics. =)
-Owen Glendower (re: "Bitboy's XBA, to defeat Nvidia monopoly?")

Dude, you'd fall into a barrel of tits and come up sucking your thumb.
-rontero, to Malleus_Male

<Fireye-> One of the better snes Gundam games
<carpboy> yeah, but that's like saying "that poo doesn't stink as much as that other poo"

<Avatar[ADV]> Hm. Let's think of series I hate more than Mac 7... maybe Kakugo no Susume.
<Dragonbeast> Avatar: What's Kakugo no Susume?
<Avatar[ADV]> DB: Styled "Apocalypse Zero" by Media Blasters. We call it "the train wreck" at the club.
<Dragonbeast> Avatar[ADV]: Ahh, yes, I think that sounds vaguely familiar now.. :)
<Avatar[ADV]> DB: Don't ever watch it.
<Dragonbeast> Avatar: think it would ruin me to anime for a while? :)
<Avatar[ADV]> DB: Yes. You'd be struck impotent too.
<Dragonbeast> Avatar[ADV]: How long is it? How can it be so potently bad? :)
<Avatar[ADV]> DB: Well, given that we destroyed the tape after the first episode...
<Avatar[ADV]> DB: And I do mean -destroyed-.
<Avatar[ADV]> DB: Well, the 40-foot-tall tumor-covered woman, 4000 lbs, naked, with swordlike labia dentata which she uses to pulp schoolgirls... <shudder>
<Avatar[ADV]> DB: ...is still more attractive than the main characters. ;p
<Cavis> Avatar[ADV]: NANI?!?!
<Dragonbeast> Avatar[ADV]: OMG. I know too much! ;)
<LR|> Avatar: What on earth is THAT?
* DarkSong looks at Avatar. NANI ?!?!?!
* LR| wishes BF was here for commentary
<Avatar[ADV]> I told you guys, it's the worst anime I've ever seen.
<Dragonbeast> So it's hentai? :)
<Avatar[ADV]> No, just gross.
<DarkSong> what is this horrid thing?
<Dragonbeast> I was thinking it'd have to be, to be that bad, but..
<Cavis> it's worse then Final Fantasy? :)
* Sayhaya blinks at the screen
<Sayhaya> which anime is this?!
<LR|> which anime is this so i can send it to people i don't like?
<Dragonbeast> Fear bad publicity/any publicity.
<Cryptnotic> ohh... I think I've seen that anime... it was evil... the anime club in Santa Barbara showed it two years ago...
<Avatar[ADV]> Seriously, I was trying to remember the name at ACen, couldn't... until I was talking about it and happened to glance at the flyer table, upon which a promo flyer sat from MB. "Holy SHIT, somebody paid money for this!"

* wolve listens to guy, who sounds like a girl, singing Mononoke Hime theme

<Big_Fire> let's reverse the SSA
<Big_Fire> hee hee
<blud|work> bigfire; k.. ASS!
<blud|work> wahshawhhwohwohwoahwhawhawhaw :/

* Warpticon is busy having sex.
<Leliel> warp: *rock*
<DarkSong> and you're typing too? :P
<AnimeFANatic> Warp: Wow, I didn't know a person can have sex and type at the same time.
<Warpticon> anime: well, i don't type with my penis.
<AnimeFANatic> Warp: I still find it difficult. =P
<LR|tipsy|bath> warp: i dunno about you but i'd be concentrating on other stuff...
<Warpticon> i multitask well.
<Leliel> os/2 warp? :)

<Shinohara> wow, seti@home's broke 500,000 years of computer time...
<Shinohara> just think, if all of that CPU power had been used for rendering..... the FF movie could be done by now....
<Krellion|writing_code> I've attributed over 4000 hours to that... :)
<Shinohara> krell: I'm probably about at that, haven't been running it for a while though
<Krellion|writing_code> I've turned in almost 500 units to them... :)
<carpboy> and you haven't found aliens yet?
<carpboy> jesus
<carpboy> slacker

<Rubin|X_x> rr doesnt cable your dsl.
<Rubin|X_x> er cap
<Rubin|X_x> your cable :)

<Otaku[asoko]> weasl-disconnect-kun: in Japan otaku is a very derogatory word (in the sense we're using it)
<blud|work> from the japanese perspective, i am not otaku. from the amerikan perspective i am.
<weasl-disconnect-kun> Fireye-: true but considering the words out of repsect for the japanese culture, and then we bastardize it
<weasl-disconnect-kun> blud|work: from the american persepctive if you watch anime you are otaku
<raz_htmling> only americans could be proud to call themselves something derogatory ;)
<Mihailis> raz: The French call themselves "French" don't they? ;)
<blud|work> MIHAILIS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<raz_htmling> Dave: lol
<Dragonbeast> :)
<blud|work> you asshole! i just laughed outloud in my cubicle!
<Fireye-> lol
* raz_htmling falls over
* Mihailis bows.

<LR|tipsy|bath> when will the rest of esca be released by?
<DarkSong> another year, probly
<LR|tipsy|bath> wait a minute, isn't escaflowne our title?

* Sorcerous_Stabber_Raz sorcerously stabs LR

<Chris_Beveridge> 6 years of french and all I know how to say is "Would you like to go to bed with me" and "shit"
<Leliel> chris: what else would you possibly need? :)
<DrWyrm_at_parents> chris: well, that's the important stuff.
<dragon_tatsu> CHis: isn't that all you need to know? :)
<LR|> CB: oh, so you learned the essentials
<Krellion> Chris: Isn't that all you need? :)
<raz_fy2_disc1> Chris: well, you can't say you didn't get something worthehile :)
<Chris_Beveridge> Leliel, nothing, which is whyi'm okay with it :)
<LR|> this is rather frightening that 8 people just thought the same thing about chris's statement
<Chris_Beveridge> LR|, isn't it tho? :)
<Leliel> lr: if we all think it, it must be true :)
<Krellion> LR: You should see us at gatherings... ;)
<Andy_Pease> LR: more than that, I had the same thought, just couldn't type it fast enough :)
<Yasuke-kun> LR: well everyone DOES have apoint
<raz_fy2_disc1> LR: there's a single unifying thought here :)

"According to that troll, nvidia is gay."
He propably arrived to othat conclusion when he saw the way Nvidia raped 3dfx.
-Jarzi

Im really good at dedating. As you have found out. Im also a very smart guy.
-MM
Says it all right there.
-Spiffylube

What are you talking about? If hearing second hand information from an unknown third hand source isn't the same as doing it yourself, then I don't know what is
-aman5

Prime95
Chip sites talk about this all the time. Have your computer try to find the next prime number. Sure, it won't find it, but it gives the system a good workout.

<LR|kittyc|DL> if i can ebay them for $150...
<LR|kittyc|DL> i can keep 2 and make $50 profit! :D
<LR|kittyc|DL> err no wait... that's -$50 profit
* LR|kittyc|DL notes that this is why he isn't in the aerospace engineering program anymore

* wolve bounces on Merliwolf
<Merliwolf> um
<Merliwolf> I am not a trampoline to bounce on :P

* DarkSong pulls out the AK-47 of Justice
<DarkSong> "ok, next one of your clowns that does that, I'm gonna put a cap in yo ass"
* DannyCat pulls out the Eggnog of Tomorrow
* LR| whips out the Becks German Beer of Happiness
* Andy_Pease wonders if the Eggnog of Tomorrow is really just the Milk of Last Year.

<euc> wow.. I'm on day 614 of my 30 day evaluation period ;D

<Danj> tests are lame for assessing stuff, they just show how good you are at doing tests
<Ichigo> but.. I'm good at tests..
* Reikun tests Ichigo for STDs

<NeoAlus> grinch looks too gimicky, they should have stuck to the original text more
<euc> the movie would have been 10 minutes long, neo ;D

<Cryptnotic> LR|Coffee: IRC is founded on the idea that confusion makes for great fun, if not the best communication.

<DannyCat> Lise: Dunno if you've offended me, but I am the sort of cat who will not roll, tide, roll...
<DannyCat> Just roll.
<Jon|Boy> DannyCat: you are one weird dood :)

* LR| calls in Dr. Laura
<Merliwolf> um
<Merliwolf> dr. laura needs to die
<LR|> Dr. Laura.... sometimes gives good advice... sometimes you ahve to wonder...
<Merliwolf> dr. laura, queen of the asshole bullshit liars :P
<LR|> Merli: don't hold back, tell us how you really feel ;)

<LR|NARC> ok, i definately need to get broadband, there's some cool titles i want
<LR|NARC> err i mean report

Get the DV500 video capture card. I have it and it's pretty good. Mind you, I'm not really into video capture. I got it on the advice of my friends who are. I have no complaints with it at all.
-stormblade
you spent $1000, are not into video capturing (let alone editing, assuming), and purchased it on a friend's advise? buy me one, please.
-ibismojo

I have a PIII 650E @866. Either MM doesn't know his shit or he thinks that I have OCed a 450MHz CPU to 866MHz. I mean, it's hard to imagine someone not being able to use 192MHz FSB :)
-Geeforcer (on whether his Pentium III has SSE)

* AvatarADV is agnostic
* Makoto- is zoroastrian
* AvatarADV hits Makoto over the head with a Persian rug
<Makoto-> AvatarADV - hey! Don't defile rugs that way, or else I'll sick that bad guy god of my religion after you...uhm. Mercedes-Benz or whoever...
<AvatarADV> Ahriman.
* AvatarADV is an educated agnostic ^_^
<Makoto-> Oh, Mercedes-Benz is the good guy?
<Makoto-> :)

<Sakura_Kinomoto> I think this is more logical than christianity, ne? =)
<Makoto-> Sakura_Kinomoto - self-flaggelation is more logical than christianity most times. :)
<AvatarADV> Guys, c'mon, "it's more logical than Christianity" is like saying "the dub's better than Baoh". ;p

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<raziel-> are we sure he's worth enough to bandai?
<wolve> Raz: hmmm... good point...
<raziel-> hey LR: if we were to kidnap you, do you think Bandai would be willing to give us jubei-chan shirts in exchange for your safe return?
* LR|Express smells an interesting discussion
<LR|Express> if you were to kidnap me they would laugh and hire someone else
<raziel-> damnit, I knew it

Normally I'd challenge someone to a death duel for such effrontery, but I'm reluctant to take on Sharkey in combat. I have the unpleasant suspicion it would be like that bit at the end of Zelda II where Link had to fight his own shadow, and not only was that part tedious and tiresome, but I always lost a lot.
-Toasty Frog

Then Sega had the great idea of creating a perfect Flash-based demo for the game on the Net, but negated any point of purchasing the actual Dreamcast game by accidentally including every level in the free demo. Sneak peek for 2001: Sega's next exciting marketing strategy will be to murder their customers.
-probably also Toasty Frog, but Cavis posted it

Kid Icarus & The Battle of Olympus
The Japanese get their hands on Greek mythology and make a bigger mess of it than "Clash of the Titans" and "Disney's Hercules" combined. And that's saying something. Highlight: KI's Eggplant Wizard, whose magic ability is to turn intrepid adventurers into walking eggplants.
-Toasty Frog

Final Fantasy
The sordid history of the spell "Holy" begins here. Yes, Holy, the single attack spell possessed by the white mage, the most powerful weapon against the undead, the purifying power of prayer... right? Alas, Nintendo decided to change the name of the spell from Holy to FADE. "After all," they thought, "Christians might get mad if we suggested their god was capable of destroying evil."
-Toasty Frog

But we're still waiting for the "remove Act III" patch.
-Firingsquad re: Diablo II on their best games of 2000, 01.1.13

* Sakura_Kinomoto needs to lose 10 lbs
<Sakura_Kinomoto> must hit 120 lbs
<yookAi> damn sakura.. i could bench you no problem
<Tomoyochan> 120 lbs? how tall are you???
<Sakura_Kinomoto> 5'8ish
<Sakura_Kinomoto> maybe 5'9"
<Sakura_Kinomoto> haven't checked lately
<bludstone> sakura; thats how tall i am o.o;
<Tomoyochan> why do you need to LOSE weight?
* Sakura_Kinomoto really needs to lose weights
<Sakura_Kinomoto> I'm fat :(
<Mako-Hardcore> Tomoyo - he can't quite ride the wind well enough maybe. :)

<Jasconius> man star: there are sporadic old stats dating back to march last year
<Jasconius> um
<Jasconius> -man
<Jasconius> how did that get there o.o

The way I see it, doing it in a love hotel saves yourself from falling down the stairs, getting "something" caught in the elevator door, and having a dog hump your leg in the park.
-Vash (on aodvd forums)

Samsung Electronics Develops Affordable Rambus DRAM
-headline on Anandtech, January 17th, 2001

<gaijindog> cable sucking today
* LadyFae-workin has a bizzarre mental picture now of gaijin sitting on the floor with an ethernet cable in his mouth

*** DannyCat_of_FRIDAY|inPants is now known as DannyCat
* DannyCat (but still in pants)

* hen-neko points out that Leliel` is USING twisted.ma. :P
* hen-neko makes mental note to not whois leliel again :P
<Leliel`> hen: no? feel free :)
<hen-neko> Leliel`: ANSI command characters in your name field muck with text irc clients :P

<hen-neko> stupid notes... forget to throw away a note that says call soandso and you call them over and over ;P

<LR|Sick> ROFL, i can't even say the title of #238 on channel
<Dragonbeast> LR: And why not?
<euc> fucking amal?
<LR|Sick> ok well i guess i can
<Dragonbeast> LR: I guess it's because you don't know how to reproduce the symbols on the A's? ;)
<LR|Sick> that's for you to watch and find out
<Dragonbeast> LR: In short, we don't have any censorship or "language" rules.
<sagechan> LR-no ban on language... we just don't use it very often :)
<Ryos> which makes euc's comment more humorous;)
<Dragonbeast> LR: so long as it's not entirely in bad taste.
<sagechan> yeah saying "db is a fucking ass, bastard motherfucker who needs his goddamn bastard ass kicked" is a little out of line :)

<the_pope> jamz is #1 on ogl lel. :P
* the_pope didn't play..
* the_pope was eating wangs.
<Leliel`> wings?
<the_pope> yes
-01.01.24

<Shinohara> dont kill pidgons
<Shinohara> never hire donkys to do your taxes
<Leliel`> shin: why all the sound animal-related advice?
<Cryptnotic_away> Shinohara: rules to live by?
<Shinohara> crack kills crackheads
<Shinohara> sure
<Shinohara> gah, roommate was playing with my laptop while I was working on dinner...
<Shinohara> and he's stoned
<Shinohara> which explains the lucidity
<Nocturnal_Neko_of_the_Night> If you want to brush your teeth, don't use a WWII-era torpedo, such as those used by the US Navy.

<Warpticon> I've beat every KOF from '96 on, but never '95 or '94. or '00, so scratch that first part. :P

<Warpticon> jut says you're looking in the wrong place.
<Warpticon> jut says you're looking in the wrong placeS.
<Warpticon> juSt says you're looking in the wrong placeS.
<Warpticon> damn that S button.

<Dragonbeast> Aya: Can you truthfully tell us you don't work for any law enforcement organization, or report to them, now or in the future? O.o
<Aya-chan> umm
<Aya-chan> I wish I did
<Dragonbeast> Aya: .. awesome answer.. ;)
<Aya-chan> I'd make a lot of money ^^

<Shinohara> I want my teenage years over again, I'd make sure I wasn't such a religious wuss and get laid whenI had the chance

* hen-neko must be destined to do laundry now
* hen-neko has exactly the right number of quarters
* hen-neko 's laundry was foreordained ;)
* hen-neko runs before kamui cuts him up

Few things compare to spelling out "Fems suk this!", if you drink enough to get all the letters :-)
-LIGTYMN (on taking a whiz while standing up)

Now I will be the first to admit that I am a horrible speelleir but if I ever start my own a multi billion dollar communications network I would suck it up and drop some green on a freaking dictionary. So already they have lost any confidence I might have had in them. If these idiots don't know that U follows Q how are they gonna fix my DSL issue?
-Gabe's rant, 00.1.29

<ZenAmako> I remember showing the Utena movie at the local anime club, and afterwards saying "Now we're going to watch something weird!" and popping in FLCL. ^^

<blud|work> [Mill-Coloring PING reply]: 1hr 4mins 52secs

* Tamachan|sick|shopping grabs Merli's tail and inserts it into a SCSI plug
<Merliwolf> I am not a hard drive

<Tamachan|wet> Crypt: are we allowed to call vietnam? O.o

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
-Lance's sig, Broken Pixel forums

<Nexus> Has anyone here ever heard of Dance Dance Revolution?

<Sakura_Kinokupo> kissing cousins rule too :P
<Makoto-> Sakura - I thought you were from California, not Louisiana.

* DarkSong pulls out his .88 magnum and preforates Shin
<DarkSong> "bringing a sword to a gunfight. pathetic"
* Shinohara watches the bullets bounce off the anti-HT field
<Shinohara> nice try
<DarkSong> nothing Hentai about the gun
<DarkSong> just the wielder. :)

I tried running 3DMark 2000 on my old P100, and the damn thing crashed. Three times in a row.
I just guess there are some computers that weren't meant to be benchmarked.
-Phirenzic

Ok, it's only one tiny little benchmark on a Dual Athlon 1.2GHz rig .. but there was this tiny stirring in my loins that I just couldn't help :) (Apologies to all if this has been linked elsewhere .. not reading much these days)
-_PRIM8
I would have preffered you apologizing for telling us about the stirring in your loins. Heh heh
-iRONic

* omniplex slaps Danj_sleep around a bit with a large trout
* Tamachan misreads that as danj sleeps around a bit with a large trout

<SirMoogle> I swear these live stats are the coolest thing I have ever seen. :D
<SirMoogle> This could keep someone busy for, well, hours. ^^;

* funaho yells that noone has rated her yet
* Tamachan|MT sticks a NC-17 sticker on funaho

<Tamachan|MT> wolve: actually, no O.o for some reason i am attracted, much like the male black widow, to dangerous women O.o

It would be helpful if I got some advice on how to run a campaign with two ninjas and a bushi.
-JY
Well, I've always heard that a ninja in the hand is worth two in the bushi. :-)
-Robert Baldwin

<raziel-> I just have to look at Black Heaven to see how bad animation really can be ;)
<raziel-> thank god that show is a riot
<Andy_Pease> someone said that Black Heaven would be what AIC's future projects look like
<Cavis> hey Black Heaven rocks :)
<Cavis> unfortunately though yes the animation is nothing to write home about
<Andy_Pease> Cavis: I'd write home about that animation: "Dear Mom. Black Heaven's animation sucks."

* Danj thinks about going to the ATM and getting some cash, pizza-purchasing-for-the-purpose-of

<Sapphire|pizza> I've been accused of being a cocaine addict in the past
<Sapphire|pizza> Fit far too many of the criteria
<blud|work> sapphire; hyper? :)
<Dragonbeast> Sapphire: Just accused.. or convicted? :)
<Sapphire|pizza> Hyper, losing wieght, plays with nose too much
<Sapphire|pizza> Just didn't get nose bleeds
* blud|work plays with sapphire's nose
<raziel-_> hey, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose
<Sapphire|pizza> off my nose now!
<Leliel`> raz: no? :)
* blud|work eyes sapphire's nose
<raziel-_> lel: sadly, nope
<Leliel`> raz: this is truly a great loss for you
<Leliel`> but i beg to differ
<Sapphire|pizza> blud I'm warning you . . .
<blud|work> sapphire; o.o
<raziel-> lel, what are you getting at?
* blud|work grabs sapphire's nose and runs off
<raziel-> did that policy change?
<blud|work> at least sapphire doesnt smell anymore! (badoom ching!)
<Sapphire|pizza> first my brain runs off and now my nose gets stolen
<Leliel`> raz: witness bludstone right now
<Leliel`> pickpocketing sapphire's nose.
<blud|work> i will care deeply for this shnozz
<raziel-> hmm, I guess there's just no place in this world for someone who follows the old code
* raziel- wanders off into the night

<Shinohara> Microsoft is a cross between The Borg and the Ferengi. Unfortunately they use Borg to do their marketing and Ferengi to do their programming.
<Shinohara> <[null]> Simon Slavin

I use a S3 Virge 4Mb video card,,i would like to know how to adjust the framerate (Fps) currently im runnig at 5-fps,,i would like to adjust it to 30-fps..how do i do that???
-some absolute genius on Usenet
(probably happier without me bothering to record the name)

<Db_nap> So.. like.. get a grip peoples. : )
<weasl> Db_nap: no we must overreact to everything

527 nVidiaOwnzYourFuckingAss Avenue, right on the corner of NextTimeReleaseYourShitOnSchedual Street
-mtlzombi, re: 3dfx's address

With luck, six months of pharmaceutical development will provide medication for your illness. But of course, with the cost you will have paid for the P4 system, you won't be able to afford your pills. I see lots of rocking and laughing in your future. I suppose you would consider this getting the last laugh.
-SuperDarkmage, to Malleus

<Leliel`> hmmm, there would appear to be no way to remove the lid on this jar
<Leliel`> thus liberating the yogurt contained within
* Leliel` pushes down
* Leliel` pulls up
<AgtFox> Lel: put some dynamite on it :)
* Leliel` makes no progress whatsoever
<Leliel`> oh shit
* Leliel` makes progress
* Leliel` wipes yogurt off ;p
<AgtFox> heh
<Leliel`> it's this glass pot
<Leliel`> and it had a cardboard lid basically embedded in the neck
<Danj> apply knife to cardboard
<Danj> cut cardboard out
<Danj> access yoghurt
<Leliel`> i applied thumb to cardboard
<Danj> simple really
<Danj> no, thumb does not have enough cutting power
<Leliel`> but by pushing down on one side of the lid, the other side was raised
<Leliel`> the central, non-moving part was a fulcrum, if you will
<AgtFox> bbiab
<Danj> ah
<Leliel`> yogurt challenge #2: find spoon small enough to access yogurt
<Leliel`> ok, small disposable spoon
<Leliel`> this has been a task of disproportionate difficulty
* Leliel` eats
<Leliel`> blargh
<Leliel`> not even very good
<Leliel`> well, i'm saving the pot afterwards ;p

<Danj> I also think I'm bored out of my head on account of parcel(s) failing to arrive today
<Leliel`> i would have to footnote your statement with "(1) Danj is always finding new superlative heights of boredom."
<Danj> yes, this is true
<Danj> I have been amazingly bored this week
<Danj> considerably more than usual
<Leliel`> heh
<Leliel`> "(2) see above"

<Jasconius> merli can sux0r it :)
<DarkSong> if he does, his [purity test] score will go down!

The easiest way to remove a DVD from a Scanavo is to smash it with a hammer, remove all the pieces from the case, and carefully glue them back together. Allow glue to dry before attempting to play movie :)
-Greye

<Db_cereal> Yeah, I don't think anyone cares to buy SMJ from Ebay.. especially for $35. :)
<Db_cereal> but, we could be bastards and force wolve to his max bid. =)

MS makes more off of their monopoly than they lose to pirates.
-Ozymandis
Monopoly? Feel free to use only Linux if you wish.
-Barnstormer
Hey Dave, if someone was getting screwed by the water & sewer company, would you tell them to use an outhouse instead??
-telliot4

Talk about something from way back. I suppose I could try my hand at an alternate angle review for the site. Hmmmm, wonder if I gave an ADV title a bad review if I'd find myself locked out. :o
Of course if I gave it a good one nobody would believe me. :)
-David Williams

A note to spam mailers: I dont want a hot business opportunity :)
-CB64 docs

<Tamachan|> well tsunami is retarded, i'm getting lag of 30+ seconds from the closest user :P
<Leliel`> 30s lag isn't all bad.. teaches you patience :)
<blud-work> yes, but mill's lag of 6 mins is baaad!
<raziel-> lag of 30 teaches me RAGE!

Well I voted for #1, but you might like to reword the question... ;o)
-V1MFUEGO, re: Which of the following theories of man's creation is closest to your views? (evolution/creation)

<cron> agtfox: still i mean your place of work is not a daycare center... well unless it is =0

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<AvatarADV> All hail the great demon Cthul... wrong channel. ^_^;
<Fatora-> It is? hmm.
* Fatora- puts away The Necronomicon

<DarkSong> every time I see "funakupo" on the screen, my brain says "funkapoo"

<Reikun|Work> danj: ms answer database is useless?
<Leliel`> reikun: rhetorical question? :)
<Reikun|Work> leliel: sometimes, you hit the lottery :)

<Makoto-> Hey, these pics aren't oh nevermind, they are.

<jcollis> chris: why are you bleeding from the nose?
<Chris|Reviewing|Tenchi7> jcollis, you only get nosebleeds if you've never gotten lucky before.
<jcollis> tamachan, why are you bleeding from the nose?

<Makoto-> Db - yeah, that's a tame page, which is why I figured it'd be ok to link...some are pretty uh. Yeah. :) hehe. I think you're right about the C...I don't think she's any bigger than that, not from the dvds anyways. :)
<Dragonbeast> Makoto: She's on DVDs? :)
<Makoto-> Db - yup, Miho Nomoto - Cherry Blossom Spring or something like that ^_^
<Makoto-> It's high-class acting fraught with drama and intrigue.
<Dragonbeast> Makoto: I see. :)

* CountryWesternCat|AMV decides to stop downloading for now...
<CountryWesternCat|AMV> (this decision brought to you by "421 Server shutdown. Goodbye.")

<Hercules Prophet III 529.99>
Hmm..maybe at that price they should change the spelling just a bit and call it "Hercules Profit III"
-Fallout

I must admit, I did laugh out loud when he threatened to come down to Atlanta to beat me up. I can see his 165 pound ass, swinging punches at me, but none of them landing because he is 15 yards away because his depth perception with one eye is all fucked up. LOL
-Squire

I agree, without the occasional idiot to stir things up it does get a little slow around here.
-Greg
We've secretly voted that YOU are to be the next "idiot" to keep things going for a while. Just temporarily, of course. :)
-Barnstormer
I appreciate the honour that's been bestowed upon me, and I will endeavour to live up to this honour. I forsee my biggest problem is that I can spell, that and you usually only have to beat the 'right' answer into my head 2 or 3 times, but I can work harder on my own ignorance:~)
-Greg

mmm...3 fps.
-Rutnick, re: "finally, real "Toy Story" graphics on PC"

That picture is about as far from Toy Story as I am from enlightenment.
-Dave B (powervr freako), same thread

Ear cleaning is a part of this and considered to be an intimate act between two people. Guess it is like saying "I love you so much that I will even remove that yellow, waxy buildup in your ear". :)
-sprak (Luis Cruz)

I saw it, Greg saw it, and others have as well.
-Dave
Goddammit Dave how did you know my name? Bastard!! you must have hacked my account!! The great white north is mighty pissed at you today!!
-Greg (the MM hacking affair)

<gaijindog> we just need to create some kind of business
<the_pope> we'll start a gay porn site.. i'll admin, the rest of you guys are actors.. k?

<Tamachan|GGX|beatingcrapup> argh this sucks, i forgot my pink vibrator in the office

<Tamachan|fueling|GGX> i couldn't find my nuts ;_; but i got some corn chips

<Tamachan|bed|GGX> ok, i need to find a real life jam kurodoberi and have mad nookie with her and make little baby jam turtles

* bludstone has ecchiconsensualtentaclesex with bestprices.com
<bludstone> dont like tentacle rape ^^

*** Lise|afk is now known as ise
* raziel- hands ise an L

<ShinsenGumiFan> but they are not TRUE shinsen Gumi
<ShinsenGumiFan> I would kill ne who talked to me
<ShinsenGumiFan> in the Aku, Soku, Zan style
* ShinsenGumiFan I think I am crazy or wathed to much anime
* ShinsenGumiFan realizes that he is a fanboy slut to the Shinsen Gumi
<Sapphire28> the name kinda hints at that

<cron> wierdest spam
<cron> From: "News from Italy" <14818126@random.random> Subject: ITALY - NEWS NEWSLETTER

<hen-neko> hahaha this is good stuff... CONFIG_CMS_FS: Read only support for CMS minidisk file systems found on IBM mainframe systems. Only the basic format is supported so far. If you don't know what CMS is _you probably don't want to know any more._

*** Shoujowolf (freak@freak.org) has joined #animedvd
* Shoujowolf freaks

<Jasc-lunar2> hmmm
<Jasc-lunar2> i find it interesting that this boss's attacks are somehow unifluenced by either physical OR magical defense

* Mrdini grumbles...someone should ban the nick "danj_sleep"
<Cryptnotic> Mrdini: Danj_sleep could probably do it, seeing as how he's an op.

<Sapphire28> Maybe the darkness keeps tossing Tama off the channel
<AvatarADV> I am -not- "the darkness". ;p

* Mill-Chan is trying to find white cross clock
* NeoAlus|toomuchpizza makes a white cross clock out of play-doh for Mill-Chan
<Mill-Chan> Aww thanks :P
...
* Mill-Chan desperately tries to find info on the ccs clow card magic game
* NeoAlus|toomuchpizza makes a ccs clow card magic game out of play-doh and gives it to Mill-Chan
<Mill-Chan> lol neo
<Mill-Chan> your mighty handy with playdoh

This plot revolves around a low-level female PC. There can be other members in the party, but this plot focuses on her.
-net.book of adventures
(the bit about other members permitted makes me chuckle: gee, *thanks*)

Now that you have been publicly humiliated by me.
-mm
...in the way that a monkey's owner is publicly-humiliated when it begins to hump his leg...
-bmo

Dave. Basicaly im a real clever guy. Im really hard to fool. Im not saying its not possible. But it will be VERY difficult. The saying is really true. When you lose a good chunk of one of your senses. Another one works double time to compensate. I lost my vision in one of my eyes at birth. But my perception increase by 10x. Im a very good at seeing things the way they really are. I can spot a theif a mile away. I can sense a lie or a half truth almost as fast as you can think one up.
-mm

I looked it up, and "Malleus" means "he who cheats" in Latin...
-bmo
Is that PIG latin? ;-)
-dave
I'm not sure. The reference wasn't clear whether it was an infamous cheat who became known as "Malleus", or there was a "Malleus" who became known as an infamous cheat. But the connection between Malleus and cheating was very clear.
-bmo

a tragic fucktard who should never be allowed near pointy objects or animals with orifices.
-v1mfuego, re: mm
my, you certainly have a way with words:)
-fallout

But don't forget, that $75 US dollars, is like $11,000 where Malleus lives... hehehe
-dave
That's the price you pay for using a "high-end" currency...
-v1mfuego
My god man, you almost made me pee my pants.
-c0rn

Which reminds me, it's a little known fact that computers run on blue smoke. It's true, because whenever you let the smoke out of your computer, it stops working.
-largo, mt rant, 24.4.01

To pass the time until his next egregious solecism, let's amuse ourselves with thinking up some MalleusNicks�E..
HIGH_END_ASS(LOW_END_BRAIN)
ICANSEECLEARLY(NOWMYBRAINHASGONE)
OK4ME(FRAUDULENT4U)
HIGHENDWIFE(STILLINRETAILBOX)
-v1mfuego

"Indeed, my CPU and Video card are like the rabbit and the hare - The CPU is practically napping while the video card is pushing itself to keep up."
-soul-crusher
You mean the turtle and the hare, as opposed to the rabbit and the hare, as they are basically the same animal.
-ace-user

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989.
by way of someone's aodvd forum sig

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ima shibaraku o-machi kudasaimasu you o-negai moushiagemasu.
-the far-too-polite message on my keitai when they were doing mail server maintenance

Is that a Z-buffer bug or are you just happy to see me?
-firingsquad 3d primer article, second part, 01.8.2

<the_pope> bring me a nice japanese girl!
<junzo> no way :P
<the_pope> doh
<the_pope> haha
<gaijindog> japanese girls tend to cost more than 560 yen :P

I've never bought into any of the (what are essentially) Internet Age rationalizations for taking things that don't belong to me, i.e. "the things want me to take them" or "creative works can't be considered things." Trying to reconcile those two bankrupt concepts with reality is much more difficult than simply owning up to the fact that I do things which are illegal and enjoy the results. In other words: I think the legality is extremely tenuous, but that never keeps me from shaking the Sugar Tree.
-tycho, penny arcade 01.8.22

"A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: 'Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.' Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: 'First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they ar leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: #1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. #2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, `that it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,` and we take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, the #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.'"
-Anonymous

Customs is usually pretty cool, as long as you don't piss them off. Like:
Customs Agent: "Do you have any firearms or explosives?"
Barny: "What do you need?"
-Dave(squire)

---- gap where i lost a bunch between sept 1 and dec.14 cause i was dumb >_<
they'll be back later when i reread logs someday

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
-Billy, age 4, quoted off someone's blog, 12.12.01

*** lelD2 is now known as Leliel`
*** kisa-editing (jasc@user-1120d2k.dsl.mindspring.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
* Leliel` reads scrollback
* kisa tacklepounces lel
* Lise loves on Leliel
* gaijindog returns
<gaijindog> yo
* Big_Fire pokes Gdog's bum
<Big_Fire> How is Jay?
<gaijindog> heh
<gaijindog> lel gets love....i get tong....
-01.12.14

<yookai> man women can be so confusing sometimes
<yookai> theres this girl at school, who i was talking to the wednesday before last
<yookai> and the class i have with her is only on wed
<yookai> she seemed all interested in me and stuff
<Jinnai|Shigoto> she shot you didn't she?
<Jinnai|Shigoto> damn school shootings
-01.12.14

<Tama|bath|sleep> i don't want a woman who's like 3 feet tall, or one that's like too tall
<Tama|bath|sleep> they have to be within the Tama Threshold
-01.12.14

* Danj thought Solar Winds was an old Epic Megagames shareware thing
<Mihailis> Danj: Before last week, I thought it was just a stellar phenomena. :)
-01.12.16

*** Seung_Mina (elminster@123.san-francisco-03-04rs.ca.dial-access.att.net) Quit (Quit: zzzzzzzz riki karaokes and tama is slayed by ds on stage as a background act while kisa ddrs everyone to death with leliel getting xianghua nookie =p)
-01.12.17

* Kazara thinks back to high school shop class... The teacher asked a girl, "What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a rail?" The girl answered, "I've never been railed."
* Kazara notes the original joke went, "I've never been bolted."
-01.12.19

<carpboy> so somehow
<carpboy> standing in line for lord of the rings tonite
<carpboy> surrounded by people playing Magic: The Gathering
<carpboy> or flying balsa-wood planes
<carpboy> i stood reading my Penny Arcade book that finally got to me today
<carpboy> and i STILL felt dorky
-01.12.19

*** Lise (lise@accs17-17.ttu.edu) Quit (Quit: And I left Alaska why? Oh yeah... My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips)
-01.12.19

<duckroll> Miyazaki has an unhealthy obsession with pig/hog creatures
<Konoha> nad airplanes!
<Konoha> don't forget the airplanes.
<duckroll> yeah
<duckroll> Miyazaki loves the sky and pigs
<duckroll> Porco Rosso must have been his dream come true
<duckroll> pig IN sky!
-01.12.22

<weasl> christmas is the 25th right?
-01.12.24

<Jinnai|Shigoto> because there's that Japanese myth about the fox, the badger and the other animal I forget and when a lot of characters do something mischevious they go deformed with ears and whiskers and it's a reference to that
<bludstone-halfday> jinnai; tanooki
<Jinnai|Shigoto> it's not tanooki
<bludstone-halfday> ITS NOT A TUMOR
-01.12.24

<ann-chan> I just made a payment for my father
<Spacer> how many to go before he is yours?
-01.12.25

<Konoha> hehe, Yuzuha's description of Apocalypse Zero....
<Chris_Beveridge> lol
<Chris_Beveridge> that description is better than the show was.
-01.12.25

<Mrdini> leliel, nuke them
* Leliel` has no nuclear capability
<Mrdini> lel, I meant microwave!
* Chris_Beveridge thanks god for leliel's lack of nuclear capability on a daily basis. especially after he's been on a bender.
-01.12.26

* AvatarADV beats Krell around the head and shoulders with a feather duster. "Shoo!" ^_^
* Krellion whaps AvatarADV.
<Krellion> If I had my Op status right now, I'd show you what for. :)
-01.12.26

<Jon|Boy> good ol via... if there is a problem with some hardware they will be sure to find it :)
-01.12.27

<Jinnai|Sleep> duckroll: my favorite is running into cars with the firetruck until they catch on fire, then putting them out. then pushing them into the ocean
<bludstone-bored> jinnai; gta3? o.o
<Jinnai|Sleep> bludstone-bored: no, i do this for fun every night downtown
-01.12.28

<raziel-> I wouldn't ask sapphy, she's too opinionated
<Db_cleaning> Isn't that good, when you're looking for an opinion?
<Db_cleaning> But I guess I know what you mean :)
<carpboy> db: well sapphire has a tendency to like everything that she likes a little too much :)
<carpboy> so do i but not as much i don't think
<Tempy|RiskySafety> ~fanatic
<Tempy|RiskySafety> :)
<carpboy> well i wasn't gonna SAY it :)
<Tempy|RiskySafety> well..not nearly as bad as duckroll
<carpboy> duck: basically, if you like the show, you'll like the manga
<Db_cleaning> carpboy: It must be the south-european gene. :)
<carpboy> south-european gene?
* carpboy tries to discern his roots
<carpboy> irish and danish, i think
<carpboy> but thems several generations back
<Db_cleaning> carp: Yeah, you know. Spain, italy. Those. :)
<carpboy> db: ahhh... the "hot-blooded" types :)
<Db_cleaning> carp: Oh, btw, I meant for Sapphire, not you.
<Db_cleaning> carp: I didn't say that exactly. :)
<carpboy> cover your ass :)
<carpboy> hehee
<Db_cleaning> Exactly.
<carpboy> ok
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*** carpboy is now known as carpboy|showaa
<Chris_Beveridge> speak of the devil.
<Db_cleaning> carp: Good timing.
<Tempy|RiskySafety> speak of the devil
<carpboy|showaa> well speak of the devil
<Tempy|RiskySafety> mkay
<carpboy|showaa> BWAHA
<Sapphire-tx|sleep> uh oh
<Db_cleaning> heh
*** Sapphire-tx|sleep is now known as Sapphire-tx
<carpboy|showaa> see it wouldn't have been so suspicious if only ONE of us said it :P
* Chris_Beveridge snickers.
<Sapphire-tx> ¬.¬
* Db_cleaning said nothing :)
<carpboy|showaa> sapphire: we were only talking about ummm... how pretty you are
<carpboy|showaa> it was all like
<Chris_Beveridge> or as they sayin texas, purty.
<carpboy|showaa> <duck> aww snap, sapphy aint all that and a bag of chips
<carpboy|showaa> and then
* Sapphire-tx continues to look around suspiciously
<carpboy|showaa> <Tempy> man, you best be trippin. she be fine, yo
<carpboy|showaa> <carpboy> true dat
<carpboy|showaa> i swear that's how it went
* Db_cleaning clubs carpboy in the back of the head.
* carpboy|showaa rubs his wound
<carpboy|showaa> anyways
<carpboy|showaa> i'm in the shower you guys can't hurt me
-01.12.30

<gaijindog> i dont think my bro has it
<gaijindog> hes been playing non expansion
<Leliel`> why? ;p
<gaijindog> most likely explanation: he doesnt have the expansion
-01.12.31

<Merli|Vanbaka5> that's how to get people to stop watching censored stuff..attract em with nekkid grrls..
-01.12.31

<Danj> and it's not on THE list
<kisa> WHAT list
* kisa looks at dan oddly
<Danj> the list that begins with T and ends with getting banned if you're caught telling anyone about it?
<kisa> you can msg me or something if it's the list-of-which-we-are-not-allowed-to-speak
<Danj> well yeah, it is
<carpboy> titties/
<carpboy> ?
<Danj> no carp
<carpboy> well then it's a crappy list
<carpboy> *rimshot*
-01.12.31

<cabbit-abe|2002-ing> my moms curses like a sailor
<gpearson> cabbit-abe|2002-ing: What, "I'll Keelhaul em!" "Filthy Landlubber!" "Shivver me timbers!" ? ;)
-02.01.01

* ann|tofu writes a spell on merli chest
<Merliwolf> spell?
<Merliwolf> is that the asian character thing?
<ann|tofu> hm?
<ann|tofu> no
<ann|tofu> it just shuns away evil girls
<Merliwolf> evil girls? lol
<hen-neko> but merli wants evil girls ;)
<Jasconius> evil like sapphy and aya or the other evil girls? ;P
* Merliwolf likes evil girls ;_;
<ann|tofu> merli no kissing evil girls on the tree tops
* Jasconius looks ª.ª
<Skywise> you mean non-evil girls exist?
<ann|tofu> merli is ann's too
<Merliwolf> o_O
* hen-neko gives merli a sword that glows blue whenever an evil girl is nearby, so he can find them ;)
-02.01.01

<moskun> go see the damn movie ;)
<Jasconius> mosky: buy me a plane ticket to japan or singapore :P
<moskun> ask ducky
<Jasconius> ducky would rather just go see the movie himself (plane ticket cost)/(movie ticket price) times
-02.01.01

I think T1 was the only game that was worth playing on a shitty connection with shitty fps and shitty sound and shitty everything. :|
-Sift, Tribalwar forums, 02.01.01

* gpearson just wants to meet someone he gets on with
<gpearson> ACH. bad choice of words
<Lise> gpearson: nope, excellent choice of works :)
-02.01.02

<AvatarADV> But they're massively multiplayer - which means that people wouldn't play with in real life are playing, and you can't stop them.
<AvatarADV> I mean, honestly, Duck, I'd rather shave my balls than play an RPG with you. ;p
-02.01.02

<Auld|Work|LaLuna> honestly, though, its just really easy to fake cheerfulness online...
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<ann|pizza> that is true
<carpboy> bleaargh
<carpboy> morning folks
-02.01.04

<duck|Manga> the soundtrack will be mono due to forestfires destroying our jungle outpost/dub studio
-02.01.05

<PatrickD> When I took algebra, the teacher said we could use any letters in solving our problems... So I'd always pick letters so I could spell out stuff like "Screw This" if the teacher actually looked at problems 1 through 9. ;)
-02.01.05

<Tempy> you don't want to be in a situation where she says "WARPT I WANT YOUR HOT MEAT INSIDE OF ME" and you don't have any condoms with you
<Warpti> I don't expect to trip and fall in a vagina, so I have little need to carry a condom.
<Warpti> And...she would never call me warpt. :P
<Warpti> I don't want YOU to call me warpt, dammit. :P
-02.01.07

<Warpticondomless> And I've never been from the "did it move? screw it!" school of operation, so I prefer it tha twat.
<Warpticondomless> Wow. That wasn't Freudian at all. :P
-02.01.07

<gpearson> I still think building a big trebuchet or catapult and firing yourself there could work
<gpearson> Just land on something soft
<LadyFae|work|sigh> it's a one hop 3 hr flight!
<jnik> gpearson: Typical Brit...underestimating distances.
<gpearson> nono, a *big* catapult :)
-02.01.07

<Avatar|HT3> gp: Hey, compared to the stuff Snake has to go up against later, that tank's kinda wimpy.
<jnik> "Snake, you have to take on the SDF-1....with this dartgun"
<Avatar|HT3> Jnik: My money's on Snake.
<jnik> well, I'm thinking SV-23. With the tranquilizer darts.
<jnik> Okay, here's the descripton of the SV-23: "This gun is used to control lab rats."
<jnik> From The Hacker's Guide to Sin: "The dart gun fires either needle darts or tranquilisers. Neither of which are very effective. Don't bother with it."
<jnik> LOL: "If my enemy was less then a foot in length, and in a cage, this gun *might* be useful"
-02.01.07

Face it, Intel's touted 400fsb does not mean shit.
-Squire_SCA
sure it does. it means we have to work faster because we are taking three steps back for every 5 steps forward due to branch mispredictions. it means, if i throw enough data at the processor, something is eventually gonna stick. it means, if i keep guessing fast enough, i'm gonna guess something right eventually. you know, the old "infinite monkeys" bit. *)
-Nucking Futs, 02.01.11

* gpearson caught some flak a couple of days ago when his damn parents found he had GTA3 >_<
<bludstone-overworked> why? gta3 is a great game
<bludstone-overworked> is it the fact that you can set nuns on fire? :)
-02.01.12

<LadyFae|foundNeo> blud: considering you have a JOB, you shouldnt complain. there are alot of people right now who are worse off than us :)
* AvatarADV is watching anime right now - I still complain
-02.01.12

<funakupo> hell i don't think there's a person besides patrick that i use their legal name to speak to them
<PatrickD> Actually, my real name is Steve. PatrickD is just my online nick. ;)
-02.01.12

* PatrickD wishes he had a nickel for every time he has heard, "Who's Chibi U.S.A.?"
* PatrickD would have ten cents.
-02.01.12

<funakupo> oh gah tony is playing tonyhawk3 and made a charcter that looks like jesus
<funakupo> he is laughing that he got the blood of christ all over the wall
-02.01.12

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
-spotted on Greg Lee's sig, 02.01.12

<duckroll> i want Yuna cosporn
* ^Keys^ keeps seeing that as "popcorn"
-02.01.13

<Tama|sleep> you know whats funny i don't kil myself cuz i'm scared that dying is painful
<Cant|> and what if you remember at the last minute that the cat needs out
<Cant|> boy wouldnt you look quite the fool
-02.01.13

"While MM has a tendency to lie"
-waldo
That's like saying the mint has a tendency to print money.
-starvenger, 02.01.13

<Pissedoffticon> I just turned 25.
<Tama|RagnarokSetup> warp is YOUNGER than me?
<Pissedoffticon> I'd be the oldest virgin I knew if it weren't for you, tama. :p
<Tama|RagnarokSetup> thanks
<Tama|RagnarokSetup> i think
<Pissedoffticon> we've been through this before, tama. I didn't suddenly leap ahead of you in age. :p
<Tama|RagnarokSetup> that's so weird
<Tama|RagnarokSetup> i've always thought warp was similar if not older in age, because warp is so wise
-02.01.14

<Tama|RagnarokSetup> i'd have to look at the context (video) but at first it read like "You don't like my name do you, making a face like that"
<Tama|RagnarokSetup> wait a minute
<Tama|RagnarokSetup> am i helping out a fansub lol
-02.01.14

<Mike_Toole> Vacationing. Seoul's a nice town. Clean, fairly picturesque in parts, and DIRT-ASS CHEAP.
<DarkSong|Full_Metal_Panic> third world countries are like that
<PatrickD> Mike: Sounds like Canada.
-02.01.14

* Lafiel|sleep pays teh innkeeper to tell her where Auld is sleeping
* Lafiel|sleep kills auld.. BWHAH thats what you get for sleeping at the Inn of the Red dragon FOOL
* Lafiel|sleep takes auls bed
* PatrickD examines Auld's corpse.
* PatrickD takes the gold.
<Auld|Work|Dead> what gold?!?
<Auld|Work|Dead> I had gold?!?!
<PatrickD> 2 pieces
<Auld|Work|Dead> oh, thats pyrite
-02.01.14

<kaapusan> ok hmm
<kaapusan> read the last 30 or so pages of the 2nd Gundam book
<kaapusan> or
<kaapusan> work on xmas cards
<Weyrlady> Late much? ^_^
<kaapusan> you have no idea
-02.01.16

* Ashuraou pushes out the new DLW Sandwich.. on a big cart. He then puts a silver marble on the sandwich and it rolls down onto the floor. "New from.. ADV Burger... Burgers with a vision. -_- Our next burger will be designed by Shoji Kowamori.."
<kaapusan> so long as it isn't the syd mead burger
<kaapusan> it'll have an upside-down moustache
-02.01.16

<Warpticon> I started downloading RO, but I ran out of dick space. :/
* Warpticon sighs.
<Warpticon> There I go again.
<Warpticon> DICK space.
<Warpticon> er...DISK space.
-02.01.16

<Lise> What are the two words that blind men and virgins hear during sex?
<Lise> "Wrong hole! Wrong hole!"
<Whapticon> I'm pretty familiar with that particular region.
<Whapticon> And I'm not going that deep ito it.
<Whapticon> Er...BAD choice of words.
<Whapticon> I mean, I'll add no more to that topic. :P
-02.01.16

<Ashuraou> I think your pron name is like your middle name and your street name.
<Whipticon> My porn name would be...Michael 34th. :p
<Ashuraou> See, now. Mine's horrible. It would be Nathaniel Swallowcrest.
-02.01.16

<Lise> He said "I think you've blown a seal" I said "Fix the darn thing and leave my private life outta this, okay pal?"
-02.01.16

*** wolve (maaya@hsa029.pool009.at001.earthlink.net) has joined #animedvd
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o wolve
<Sapphire28> so - on the one hand, I was a virgin until college, OTOH, I was still in HS
<Sapphire28> and WHAT a line for wolve to join the channel
* Sapphire28 kills herself
-02.01.16

* koiboi frowns at merli's anti-ms post
* Kazara notes it wouldn't be a normal day without Merli bitching about something which concerns MS
<koiboi> right i know, i know
<koiboi> he complains about MS donating software to schools to help kids learn computers and how it's a "hostile takeover of our computers through the kids"
<koiboi> ...isn't that what apple's done for nearly 20 years?
<Leliel`> yeah
<Leliel`> but apple didn't kill his whole family
<koiboi> god knows, i didn't use a non-apple computer at school until grade 10
<koiboi> haha
<koiboi> merli's parents were trampled by a herd of people racing to get Win95 on opening day
<koiboi> since then, he's burned with the flames of vengeance
-02.01.16

<bludstone-coffee> ragnarock is a viking mythos. its the battle that destroys the world.. between gods, humans and demons
<Auld|Work|FF-Potion-CD> the world is remade afterwards, actually
<duckroll> actually 2 humans surviveed
<bludstone-coffee> wow TWO!
<duckroll> to repopulate the world
<bludstone-coffee> i sure hope duckroll is one of them
-02.01.18

*** Tama|work|faedrone is now known as Tama|work|secret
<Tama|work|secret> wait maybe this is already announced
<Tama|work|secret> is there a list of already announced titles?
-02.01.18

<duckroll> no you can't really learn anything
<duckroll> except "do not send 2 deltaforce squadrons to die"
<carpboy> oh, DON'T do that
<carpboy> ok
* carpboy writes that down
-02.01.18

<kaapusan> if there's one thing i know about, it's illegal photos of men on the internet
-02.01.19

<hen-neko> I explained him for about 10 minutes how to remove and reinstall the networking. He said he'll call back soon. ten minutes, he calls and says that he still can see the files over the network but not on the other machine. I told him that he needs to check the cables because the files are stuck somewhere in the middle. And then I hear him say "Damn, anyone has a drill?"
<raz|work> lol hen
<raz|work> oh man
<raz|work> [02:06] <hen-neko> I explained him for about 10 minutes how to remove and
<raz|work> reinstall the networking. He said he'll call back soon. ten minutes,
<raz|work> he calls and says that he still can see the files over the network but
<raz|work> not on the other machine. I told him that he needs to check the
<raz|work> cables because the files are stuck somewhere in the middle. And then
<raz|work> geh!
<bludstone-work> oopsy.
* raz|work evascirates self
<Tama|work|LHT> [13:07] <raz|work> [02:06] <hen-neko> I explained him for about 10 minutes how to remove and
<bludstone-work> <Tama|work|LHT> [13:07] <raz|work> [02:06] <hen-neko> I explained him for about 10 minutes how to remove and
<Fireye> [16:09:03] (bludstone-work): <Tama|work|LHT> [13:07] <raz|work> [02:06] <hen-neko> I explained him for about 10 minutes how to remove and?
<Tempy> [22:22] <bludstone-work> <Tama|work|LHT> [13:07] <raz|work> [02:06] <hen-neko> I explained him for about 10 minutes how to remove and
<bludstone-work> :o
<hen-neko> what the heck
<raz|work> good god
* bludstone-work laffs
<raz|work> it'll neve stop
-02.01.19

* Tama|away gets DS drunk and cuts his ponytail off while he's stoned
<DarkSong> Tama - friendly advice. If you EVER were stupid enough to do that, make out your will.
<Tama|away> i know, i've put that on my list of Most Creative Ways to Commit Suicide
-02.01.19

* Mike_Toole just hates how Invader Zim seems to be on about twice a week, yet Spongebob Squarepants is on about 11 times a day.
<gpearson> Spongebob Squarepants? Wassat?
<bludstone-sugar4> gp; dont ask.
<gpearson> retroactively assume that I didnt :)
-02.01.20

* Ainshi stumbles in
<Ainshi> what a dream
<Ainshi> who in the world stocks a huge sub with only 1 minisub escape pod?
-02.01.21

<[NaKaGo]> wata give me like 30 posts at ROW so i have a custom avatar
<[NaKaGo]> :)
<Astra> how about you spam it up and we ban you?
<[NaKaGo]> :(
-02.01.21 quote on ro-world.com

<Tempy> what's a bnc?
<Danj> BouNCe
<Danj> it's an IRC proxy server
<Tempy> what would be "my" bnc?
<Danj> whois tempy
<Danj> oops
<gpearson> Dan: We have been trying to work that out for years ;)
-02.01.21

<Suika-Keiji> Futte mo Harette mo!
<Leliel`> ima wa futteru :/
<Jasconius> lel: hontou? koko wa futtenai ;P
<Leliel`> jasc: mezurashii, mukou =p
<Jasconius> lel: sou dakedo ;P
-02.01.21

* Merliwolf enjoys walking through rain as long as I have nothing on me.
<Merliwolf> wait that sounds wrong
-02.01.21

<StarCreator> enlargements are always problematic
<duck|need_food> heh
<duck|need_food> enlargements are evil
* StarCreator experimenting with different enlargement techniques
-02.01.21

<Tama|sleep> DAAAAAAAAAAAAYO
<Tama|sleep> Daylight come and me wanna go Prontera
<Tama|sleep> DAAAAAAYO. DAAAAaaAAaAaaAAAaaYO. 1 Poring 2 Poring 3 Poring PUNCH!
-02.01.21

<bludstone> when saying battle royale, it must be said with much gusto
-02.01.21

*** Tama|sleep is now known as Tama|home|sick
<Konoha> Tama! It's TMI hour!
<Tama|home|sick> konoha: oh ok
*** Tama|home|sick is now known as Tama|home|jackingoff
<Lafiel_> look out tamas going to blow
* Tama|home|jackingoff squirts on the channel
<IcyDeath00> whoa.
<Lafiel_> Oww my eye
<ann|towning> EWWW!
<IcyDeath00> I got quired on.
<IcyDeath00> sweet
*** Tama|home|jackingoff is now known as Tama|home|smoke
-02.01.22

* Tama|home|smoke kicks ann away from avatar and makes his moves
<Tama|home|smoke> avatar: you are the most beautiful person i've ever laid eyes on
-02.01.22

<LR|RPMHell> $100 - Hug from me, $250 - Peck on the cheek, $1000 - Kiss on the lips, $5000 - French tongue, $25000 - nookie
<PatrickD> Tama: Is that how much you'd pay or how much it costs?
<LR|RPMHell> how much it costs
<PatrickD> Tama: Damn. I was thinking I could deal with French tongue if it paid my rent for a few months. ;)
-02.01.22

* LadyFae|workies dreamed she married merli
<LadyFae|workies> only he was wearing my dress >.<
<LadyFae|workies> I woke up and said "what was that!"
<LadyFae|workies> but he did look cute as a bride ;)
-02.01.22

The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says it's half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says it's so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says, "There is no cup." Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. And me, I say, "Waitress! Refill!"
-sinfest, notes from the resistance, spotted 22nd

<bludstone-coffee> FUCK
<bludstone-coffee> stc; sunday is cancelled
<bludstone-coffee> spread the word
<Rabi_en_Rose> D'oh.
<StarCreator> what happened?
<Leliel`> blud can cancel whole days? o.o
<ardith-sp> he is a viking god
<Leliel`> truly mightier than i gave him credit for
<ardith-sp> i forgot which one sunday was named after.
<Leliel`> the sun ;p
-02.01.25

<tena73> gpearson: that ruling is worse than even some of Singapore's stringent rules, right Skywise? Its not like you can't buy things from other countries there.
<duckroll> since when does singapore have stringent rules :)
* duckroll is still alive
<duckroll> PROOF! :)
-02.01.25

<the_pope> i wonder what would happen if nvidia made drivers for the radeon
<Jon|Boy> or if ati made drivers for the radeon ;)
-02.01.25

<kuponarok> raz- eveyone loves to zoom on my eyepatch
<kuponarok> and comment about archers needing to see
-02.01.25

*** Glittering_Junta (~nlynch@Host-199-234-127-2.StVincent.Edu) has joined #AnimeDVD
<Konoha> Milou/Snowy says something like "when sleeping in a foreign place, it is neccessary to snore like a marmot"
*** Glittering_Junta (~nlynch@Host-199-234-127-2.StVincent.Edu) Quit (Quit: I Hate You)
<Konoha> well then.
<Konoha> someone's glitter has stopped shining.
-02.01.26

<Praseo> or i could name my kids using my nicks
<cabbit-abe|hackingcough> PRAS your dinner is getting cold !
-02.01.26

<Danj> what IS morning musume?
<Danj> I've heard the name before, but I've no clue what it is
<Suika> danj; think the spice girls, but japanese, and with 20 at one time, and the membership is a door that revolves about weekly
-02.01.26

* Mike_Toole remembers Otakon 2000, and Megazone sagely pointing out that girls shouldn't wear short skirts and stand on a balcony with glass walls RIGHT ABOVE the main area.
-02.01.26

<Leliel`> i gave tama +1 cause mozilla ate my japanese comment ;_;
<Merliwolf> leliel:mozilla eats japanese? o_O
* jnik laughs
<jnik> Merli: More like its namesake than you'd think, eh?
-02.01.27

* Kazara gently glomps kupo from behind
<funakupo> lol, that sounds so seductive
<funakupo> gently glomps from behind
<Lise|inferno> lol
<Lise|inferno> for some reason it reminded me of a Poring
-02.01.27

<wolve|phone> I hate being on hold :P
<b00ga> wolve|phone: a local readio station was playing funny hold messages from places.....It wouldnt be so bad if it was like this one place "You're call is important to us.......but so are doooonuts"
-02.01.28

<Otakuman> Danj: NE 24-PITT 17
<Danj> otaku: I care not
* Danj is in the UK, remember
<Otakuman> Ah
<Danj> so I totally don't care about American football
<raziel-> geez Dan, by that logic, you should totally not care about Japanese Animation :P
-02.01.28

* Konoha rolls
* Lise takes Konoha rolls and puts some butter on them and eats them
-02.01.28

<duckroll> you know, i just can't imagine DS as any of the RO avatars
<funakupo> i can imagine him with an axe
-02.01.28

<jnik> my avatar is 0x0 and 0K
<Auld|Work> damn, jnik, you're using my avatar!
-02.01.29

<adv_dp_fan> Ah TP isn't replacing the ID music.... bummer.... ;p
<gaijindog> official confirmation?
<adv_dp_fan> Ken posted.
<adv_dp_fan> Said he was mis-quoted.
<gaijindog> thats a hell of a misquote :P
-02.01.29

<hen-neko> you lack the foaming at the mouth attention getting qualities of duck ;)
<Sapphire28> hen - I don't mind lacking those ^^
-02.01.30

<LR|home|work|rendering> i'm just going to let my bodyhair grow until i look like kyaa
<Suika> Tama: right, that'll attract the fangirls.
* LR|home|work|rendering stares at his arms and wills them to get hairier
<LR|home|work|rendering> what, fangirls don't like hairy men?!
* LR|home|work|rendering cries
* Konoha watches Tama turn into a werewolf
<Suika> do you see hair on ANY boys in Weiss Kreuz, Tama?
<Db_X> LR: You're such a nutcase.
<Db_X> LR: You need some direction in life. :)
<LR|home|work|rendering> db: i pride myself in that :)
-02.01.30

* Leliel` got 67 in keyboarding because he didn't do things the way the teacher wanted, even if he was always done first =p
<carpboy> for somereason
<carpboy> i thought you said skateboarding
<carpboy> instead of keyboarding
-02.01.30

<Sapphire82> damn it, why is Gareth in my underwear drawer again
-02.01.30

<Suika> drink Hawaiian Punch. no shaking needed. just ready-to-enjoy goodness, all the red40 and fruit acids you need.
-02.01.30

* Konoha wonders if a "heh" counter was set up for the channel, if it would explode within the week
-02.01.31

<bludstone-work> hee!
<bludstone-work> During physics class we were studying an introduction to logic. I walked into the class five minutes late and my teacher demanded to know why I was tardy.
<bludstone-work> "Because I wasn't early, or on time," was my response.
-02.01.31

<LadyFae|inaBIND> no, girls 2" shorter is best
<jnik> my mother's 5'10" and I have to stoop over to hug her
<jnik> 10" shorter, IMHO, *sucks rocks*
<Leliel`> jnik: 9" is fine, ime
<Konoha> lel: hehe, dated a girl 9 inches taller? ^_-
-02.01.31 (Leliel is 6'3")

<bludstone-work> she walked in on her masturbating once (which is no biggie, in the scheme of things)
<bludstone-work> but then one night, she woke up to this girl sitting on the floor looking at her while she was asleep, and masturbating
<oglin> i now would like to take back any previous comments imade on this channel about tact
-02.01.31

* Dragonbeast hands Leliel` random adjectives
<Dragonbeast> eh, synonyms.
<Leliel`> synonyms, eh?
<Dragonbeast> Lel: Yeah, like, hmm.
<Dragonbeast> okay, thesaurus.com sucks, I give up :)
<Leliel`> db: at least hand me some synonyms of your own construction ;p
<Dragonbeast> lel: I was going to do that, and then copped out.
<Leliel`> like hey, do you want to play some 'clans' 1
* hen-neko is reminded of the Calvin and Hobbes "In your own words" strip ;)
* hen-neko hands Leliel` synonyms of his own construction: "psswrblt" "warzlwam" "iiiiiiw"
-02.01.31

<bludstone-coffee> "you cant spell ignorance without IGN"
-02.01.31

<LadyFae|APACHEhostage> I'm reading through this forum going, wow, who are all these mods I don't know???
<LadyFae|APACHEhostage> only to realize, I'm in site feedback, not secret lair >.<
-02.01.31

<jnik> I'm going to guess you don't drive to work.
<Auld|Work> actually, I do
<jnik> and you still want snow? nuts....
<jnik> Meijer must have been having a sale of globes of invulnerability last night....every fruitcake on the road thought they had one
-02.01.31

<LadyFae|APACHEhostage> does anyone already have the first ep of the new oav on their ftp?
<jnik> which OAV?
<LadyFae|APACHEhostage> jnik: the new one :0
<LadyFae|APACHEhostage> I have a friend who can upload it to mine, but he's on a 28.8 modem
* jnik notes that there are multiple "new" OAV's out there
<LadyFae|APACHEhostage> jnik: there is more than one new kenshin oav?
* LadyFae|APACHEhostage scrolls up and realizes she left the magic word out the first time
-02.01.31

* dead_Konoha respawns
*** dead_Konoha is now known as Konoha
* Leliel` is telefragged
<Konoha> telefragged?
<OriOhKi> doom term
<DarkSong> someone teleports on top of your position. you go *splat*
<DarkSong> with a lovely sound, too
<Rabi_en_Rose> Thus proving that two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time. :)
-02.02.01

<raz_work> hehe, Linux - The OS of old computers :P
-02.02.01

<Skywise> CRAP. note to self - be more careful when eating at the computer
<Skywise> spilled cocoa into my keyboard.. number keys, shift and ctrl are borked
<hen-neko> Skywise: my old keyboard had all sorts of fuzzy things growing in it, especially after I spilled chicken soup into it ;)
<TheJack> perhaps sacrificing a virgin to the computer gods can resurrect the fallen keyboard
* Tempy looks for virgins
<Konoha> in here?
<TheJack> You can't toss a DVD without hitting a virgin in this channel ^_^
-02.02.01

* adv_dp_fan packs up freebies for Ushicon.
<Mrdini> dlw, if you "Pretend" I'm there..... can I get a freebie? ^_^
<adv_dp_fan> Mrdini: I pretended you were there and that you got the trivia question wrong so no freebie for you.
<Mrdini> dlw, aaahh, nuts! it was such an easy question too >_<
<adv_dp_fan> Mrdini: I really had expected you to get it right... better luck next time.
-02.02.01

*** Konoha (~mac@user-1121kg9.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #animedvd
* Lise tries to remember when during that layover there was time to have sex
<Konoha> heh, interesting line to come in on
-02.02.01

<bludstone> lol
<bludstone> "partly cloudy"
* bludstone looks outside
<bludstone> i cant even see the building across the street
-02.02.01

* carpboy looks at CDJapan email about upcoming anime/soundtracks
<carpboy> here's one i didn't wanna see: WHEN A MAN LOVES A MAN 3 (CDA)
-02.02.01

<Sapphire|work|lunch> duck - you saw CLAMP update right?
<duckundead> NO!
* duckundead impoexldes
* Danj wishes duck would stop imploding or exploding, it's very messy
<Danj> unless he's a vampire or something, in which case it's just very dusty
-02.02.02

<LR|YouGetToDVDRBurning> a poring is cute like sapphire
-02.02.02

* hen-neko notes that if manga licenses X and does a crappy job on the dvds, he's going to have to break the tokyo tower himself ;P
<Weyrlady> Just TV? Not the OAV?
* hen-neko also notes that if whoever licenses it doesn't get the oav, the same will happen :p
-02.02.02

<Tama|work> konoha: just remember, there's nothing wrong with you :) and you're 19 and going through all the things a 19 year old goes through but don't worry too much your a perfectly fine young lady and stuff and i really have to go to bvathroom again
<funakupo> tama giving advice is rather humorous
-02.02.02

<lelX_x> oyasumi
* lelX_x afks to mattressy goodness
<X-Sykodad> I just read "mattressy goddess"
<Atiya> Sounds like an H-title....
<X-Sykodad> and for some reason, a picture of Belldandy jumped into my mind
-02.02.02

*** ann|work is now known as ann`
<ann`> I saw plane fare
<ann`> is there some discount thing going on?
* ann` pokes #animedvd
<ann`> guys?
<Andy_Pease> ann: the only thing cheap here is the humor :)
-02.02.02

* DarkSong evolves to Cerebrate
<Lise> DS: not quite celebrating and not quite celebate?
-02.02.03

<Konoha> hm... my computer could use some dusting.
<Konoha> 740 0
<Konoha> 08
<Konoha> oops
<Konoha> trying to clean number pad
-02.02.03

<Tempy|Kanon1> There's no H in this show
<Konoha|writing> yes there is
<Konoha|writing> in "show" ;p
-02.02.03 ("this" too, if you want to get picky about grammar)

<StarCreator> MT is a major factor in what's "popular"
<StarCreator> and piro doesn't fully realize it
<jnik> piro doesn't fully realize a lot of things :)
-02.02.03

<Warptigone> She's not the sharpest bowling ball in the bag.
<Ashuraou> Bowling balls aren't suppossed to be sharp. x.x;
<Warptigone> that's the point.
<Warptigone> not only is she dull for a non-sharp object, she's not even as sharp as the others in the bag. BUT WAIT! there's only one in a bag! :p
-02.02.03

<Tempy> I like this quote: "Death is merely a shortcut back to town."
-02.02.03

<TempyROK> there are rumors of Big O 2
<TempyROK> but those are just rumors
<Danj> big O2? I thought we already had that in the atmosphere :P
-02.02.03

<ann`> i wonder if i should go back to the con and ask him these questions:
<ann`> 1.) Do you have a g/f.
<ann`> 2.) Do you smoke?
<ann`> 3.) Do you think drink? If so, heavily? Only on occassion?
<gpearson> 4.) Who do all your base belong to?
<ann`> 4.) Do you like chocolate?
<Leliel`> gp: us!
<Konoha> LOL gp
* Leliel` knows that one o.o
<ann`> Hehe!!
<b00ga> Zig, for great justice!
<gpearson> Leliel`: Indeed they do :)
<Danj> 1. no 2. no 3. yes but not heavily 4a. us 4b. yes
<ann`> 5.) What do you think of cute asian girls asking you these questions?
<gpearson> Damn you all! I just wrote 'US' on this CD instead of 'Backups' >_<
<Danj> 5. cute asian girls = good
<Leliel`> gp: BWAHAHAHA
* Danj cackles
<Danj> all your backup cds are belong to us
-02.02.03

<lelAFKkoreanstudyarghargh> who are "they"
<jnik> We are They.
<jnik> We are Them.
<jnik> We are.
<jnik> The Men in Black.
<jnik> oops, just blew my cover.
-02.02.04

<Tama|bed> i swear
<Tama|bed> if i were a guy i'd marry merli
<Tama|bed> he's hot
<Leliel`> you ARE a guy ;p
<Tama|bed> oh
-02.02.05

<bludstone-coffee> skywise; i remember a "Wierdness" contest we had in college
<bludstone-coffee> i won when i said "i watch cartoons target marketed to 9 year old japanese girls."
-02.02.06

<jnik> we show La Blue Girl, it's our collective ass. I mean, I have no problem with that concept.
-02.02.06

<Reikun> that's the perfect reason for me not to be a clow card. I don't want merli chasing me
-02.02.06

<the_pope> i was at a futureshop a while ago.. and couldn't find a makring "X2" on the logitech optical mice.
<the_pope> X2 being that its twice as precise dpi wise.. and also takes images faster.
<the_pope> maybe i should just buy a logitech 2button + wheel ball mouse. :P
<gaijindog> you luddite :P
-02.02.06

<bludstone-coffee> does sapphire have today off?
<Elana|work> Today is Wednesday. Wouldn't she have her show today?
<Konoha> sometimes she's not up until about noon, right?
<Avatar|EX3> IIRC she has no work and just the show today.
<bludstone-coffee> ahh, okay
* Elana|work isn't sure which theatre it is, but Wednesday matinees are traditionally at 2 pm
<Avatar|EX3> Elana, it's rehearsals.
<gpearson> manitees! :)
<bludstone-coffee> gp; sea cows?
<TempyWORK> manatees
<gpearson> blud: Indeedy
<bludstone-coffee> i got to feed one of those
<Avatar|EX3> Tempy: If Sapphire ever hears you mentioned her and "manatees" in the same conversation...
-02.02.07

<jnik> Also try finding a 2TB hard drive.
<jnik> Then try restoring that 2TB drive from backup when it fails :)
<Cavalcanti> jnik: tape?
<jnik> Lots of tape. Lots of time.
<DarkSong> that's a lotta floppies. ^^
-02.02.07

<Leliel`> lise i love you
<Leliel`> my love for you is only exceeded by my love for pizza
-02.02.07

* wolve reads about Warcraft 2 beta test
<raziel-> warcraft 2 beta test, eh?
<raziel-> someone is lagged :P
-02.02.07

*** Aya-D2 (sestina@user-38ldis7.dsl.mindspring.com) Quit (Quit: d2 is a great game, the more the better from act5 normal- act 3 nightmare in 2 hours)
-02.02.07

* Gir reads forum: "Love Scene in Ghost in the Shell Movie?"
* Gir scratches his head
<Gir> man i must be watching the wrong movie
<Merliwolf> ghost in the shell
<Merliwolf> the most touching romance since...grave of the fireflies =p
-02.02.07

* Kazara wonders if he can eat sushi off of Lafiel_'s body oops did I type that, better delete it, good thing I caught this in time oops
-02.02.07

<Gir> ok
<Gir> gir must be the nick of a girl
<Gir> cuz her boyfriend is msging me
<Gir> hrm
<Gir> maybe i should answer him
<Gir> msg boyfriend i slept with your best friend last night
<Gir> msg boyfriend i'm pregnant
<Gir> msg boyfriend the doctor told me i need to tell something to all my partners
-02.02.07

*** Konoha (~mac@user-11208s8.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #animedvd
* Konoha dicks dalnet
<Konoha> kicks!
<Konoha> argh!
-02.02.08

* ann` jumps on nick
* Fireye jumps off
-02.02.08

<bludstone-work> we should have a starcreator throwing contest
-02.02.08

* LadyFae|workies watches a funny expression flicker across her coworkers face before realizing "oh, did you have to go down alot today" could have sounded a bit double edged...
-02.02.08

<Sapphire28> I wanna meat Mizoguchi!
-02.02.08

* wolve is not an ewok
-02.02.08

<Mike_Toole> crypt: Yeah, but not practical. Part of Hitomi's appeal for me in the TV version was that she seemed so damned NORMAL. She didn't have any crazy personality disorders, she was a clear thinker, and she didn't dress like a moron. Oh yeah, and she knew how to RUN correctly. ;-)
-02.02.08

* wolve decides it's time to sleep
<wolve> yep yep... sleep is good
<Praseo> night wolve
*** wolve (maaya@hsa104.pool006.at001.earthlink.net) Quit (Quit: *jumps into bed*)
<Tama|bloated> sleep is for the week
* ReallyElana|Sleep yawns
<Tama|bloated> ah crap
*** Tama|bloated is now known as Tama|bed
* Tama|bed really needs to stop saying "ah crap" everytime elana wakes up
-02.02.08

* ReallyElana|Tired looks, "You were gay space boy?"
* Tama|bed cries
<Tama|bed> i am NOT a space boy
<ReallyElana|Tired> Just gay boy? :)
-02.02.08

Probably, soon after the mentioned above models come out, we will also see GeForce4 Ti 4200 graphics cards equipped with slower graphics memory and slower GeForce4 chips working at lower frequency. So far, we have no idea what working frequencies GeForce4 Ti4200 may have, as there are too few defective chips now :)
-xbit labs gf4 article

<Auld|Work|FuruPlatinumCD> my genius couldn't fit in your head, Pras. ;D
<Praseo|AL18-21> Auld: hmm who is your genius?
<Praseo|AL18-21> there is _a lot_ of empty space in my head, you might be surprised
<Auld|Work|FuruPlatinumCD> yeah, I saw the space for rent signs
<Praseo|AL18-21> not for rent anymore
<duckroll> you sold it?
<Praseo|AL18-21> hot air bought it all up
-02.02.08

<StarCreator> those things are insults to my ears
<StarCreator> I don't say that blindly
<lelNoir12> deafly, perhaps
* StarCreator baps leliel
<StarCreator> seriously. i've never seen such a bad speaker in my life
<lelNoir12> heard?
<StarCreator> whatever =P
-02.02.09

<DarkSong> I think David Bowie is better looking, myself
<newbs> hehe
<newbs> is david bowie the guy in labyrinth?
<DarkSong> yap
<DarkSong> he played the Goblin King
<newbs> his tights were scary in that.
<newbs> I think I had nightmares as a kid.
<newbs> his pants were chasing me
-02.02.09

*** ardith-sp|afk (~ardith@130.229.gdsl.nwc.net) Quit (Quit: ....gone. like a ninja. but without the special skillz.... Okay, so not like a ninja.)
-02.02.09

<ReallyElana|Olympics> But note that the USSR boycotted the Olympics in 1980
<PatrickD|Olympics> Elana: No they didn't.
<PatrickD|Olympics> Elana: 1984.
* ReallyElana|Olympics thought MaryLou was 1980?
<Warptigone> No, Mary Lou was 84.
<jnik> US boycott 1980 for invasion of Afgh.
<PatrickD|Olympics> USA boycotted 1980 USSR. USSR boycotted 1984 Los Angeles.
<jnik> USSR boycott 1984 for 1980 US boycott.
<Warptigone> I was 7. I had no idea who Mary Lou was when I was 3. :P
<ReallyElana|Olympics> So how did we win the Mens Hockey in 1980?
<Warptigone> We beat Russia. :p
<PatrickD|Olympics> Elana: We kicked USSR ass.
<Warptigone> That's, you know, why it was a big deal.
<jnik> uh, was 1980 winter before the invasion?
<jnik> or perhaps not in Moscow?
<jnik> so the boycott had nothing to do with it :)
<Warptigone> jnik: you're not suggesting they took out their frustrations over the hockey loss on Afghanistan, are you? ;)
-02.02.09

<Ichigo> gah
<Ichigo> idiot who I don't want to talk to keeps messaging me!
<Leliel`> /ignore ^^
* Lise|scanning stops messaging Ichigo
-02.02.09

* Sapphire28 points to her milk
<Lise> I am SO glad tama's asleep
-02.02.10

<duckroll> lel is watching -that- scene
<Danj> duck: don't you dare spoil it
<duckroll> where -that person- does -that thing- with -that object- in -that place-
<duckroll> generic event script
-02.02.10

* Tama| watches a trashcan blow by his window o.O
<Tama|> its Slightly Windy today
-02.02.10

*** Lise is now known as Guest10956
* Warptigone shows Guest10956 around.
-02.02.10

<Gir|Dogsuit> girls think mine is holy... they scream Oh My God everytime they see it
<jnik> Gir: "Oh my god, what is that little thing?"
-02.02.11

* Suika|Writing adorns Tama and Wolve with medals declaring "Proud to be the number one cause of Lesbianism!"
-02.02.11

<Kazara> "You know when you get that not so fresh feeling? That's why there's 'Feminine Secret,' for discretionary purposes."
<carpboy> ...
<carpboy> i know i'm not helping any, but i thought that said "excretionary"
-02.02.11

[split/join]
<Kazara> ...and that's why we should kill half the earth's population. Oh, hi, guys.
-02.02.11

* adv_dp_fan is totally blown away but the effectiviness of these noise cancellation headphones..... amazing!!
<adv_dp_fan> I can't hear a think Avatar is trying to say to me! ^_^
-02.02.12

<Suika> "Scientists Find Jurassic Age Dinosaur Vomit"
<Suika> fascinating.
<Suika> I love science.
-02.02.12

<the_pope> if only games had good co-op..
<the_pope> how do we tell them?!
* the_pope votes to firebomb ion storm.
<the_pope> and maybe send a polite note to raven. :P
-02.02.12

<darthmonkey> geese...23..man i remember when i was 23...i was a bout your age
-02.02.12

<darthmonkey> k i'll quote yoda..and yes i know hes a puppet with a hand up his ass
-02.02.12

<Guyfromhe> you sit on the floor?>
<Tama|home> i shit on my bed
<Tama|home> sit
<Lafiel__> LOL
<Lafiel__> LOL
<Guyfromhe> poor bet
<Lafiel__> LOL
<Tama|home> SIT
<Guyfromhe> nbed
<Guyfromhe> gah
<Tama|home> SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cant|> that chould be most filthy
<Guyfromhe> -.-
<Lafiel__> lol I guess it makes it nice and warm for you
<Guyfromhe> i'm putting that in the topic somewhere
<Cant|> *nods* insulation
<Lafiel__> where is the qoute person
<Tama|home> NOOOOOO
<Tama|home> scroll
<Merliwolf> oh my god
<Lafiel__> who stores quotes
<Tama|home> scroll
<Tama|home> scroll
<Tama|home> scroll
* Merliwolf has that in my log forever
<Tama|home> no
<Cant|> <Tama|home> i shit on my bed
<Tama|home> scroll
<Tama|home> shutup
<Lafiel__> someone put that in the topic
* Merliwolf hugs elana
<Tama|home> shutup
<Cant|> :D
<Tama|home> so
<Tama|home> lets have ibm vs apple debate
* Lafiel__ is still laughing
<Tama|home> i think apples are awesome
<Merliwolf> so tama
<Merliwolf> how's your bed?
<Tama|home> and the superior computing choice
<Cant|> tama isnt spoiled by conventional "toilets"
<Lafiel__> <Tama|home> i don't use any of them
<Lafiel__> <Tama|home> YES
<Lafiel__> <Tama|home> bensonneeds hciar too
<Lafiel__> <Guyfromhe> you sit on the floor?>
<Lafiel__> <Tama|home> i shit on my bed
<Lafiel__> ahh
<Lafiel__> lol
<Guyfromhe> *** Guyfromhe changes topic to '<Tama|home> i shit on my bed'
<Lafiel__> too funny
<Tama|home> i do many things on my bed
<Guyfromhe> hehe
<Tama|home> and shitting isn't one of them
-02.02.12

<jnik> I can hold my liquour, too
<gpearson|away> Its just when you drink it that the trouble starts ;)
-02.02.12

You do need (IMO) to do the drills and stuff too though. Otherwise, if you read shoujo fantasy manga like I am at present, you are going to be able to spot the kanji for 'fairy', 'magic', or 'holy' at 50 paces, but may have some trouble with words like 'building'. :>
-quen, 02.02.12

* bludstone-coffee remmebers a bottle of "extreme water" that went for 99 cents.
<bludstone-coffee> i had to buy it, because it was so ridiculous
<Kaneda-kun> blud: what's extreme water?
<bludstone-coffee> kaneda; normal water in an "extreme" bottle
-02.02.13

* jeffcoloma woke up this morning having only 6 donuts left... ;_; rotten family....
<hen-neko> jeffcoloma: move out. they are clearly using you to obtain donuts, and have no consideration for your feelings and needs.
<hen-neko> jeffcoloma: move in with me. bring donuts ;)
-02.02.13

<Ichi|Survery> what's a little known skill or talent I have.. merli?
<Merliwolf> hmm
<Merliwolf> selling your body
<Ichi|Survery> naw
<Ichi|Survery> that's well known around here
-02.02.13

<Aya-D2> I think I would die if I was allergic to cats
<Aya-D2> I wuv kitties so much
<Aya-D2> they are very cute
<Aya-D2> except for evil kitties
-02.02.13

<Warpticompletelynaked> konoha: here's something for you.
<Warpticompletelynaked> Hmm...let me say that while dressed.
*** Warpticompletelynaked is now known as Warpticon
<Warpticon> konoha: here's something for you.
-02.02.13

<Tama|food> hard dicks should be fast and big
-02.02.13

* Elana|MaybeShowering wants a nice, WARM shower
<DarkSong> cold showers suck. I yell at the top of my lungs when I have to take one
<Tama|home> pee is warm
<Auld|Work> I don't think she wants that kind of shower, Tama. :P
<Tama|home> pee in bath
* Tama|home does that in pools when pool is cold
<Auld|Work> note to self: never swim in a pool Tama has been in
<DarkSong> " this is our ool. notice there is no P in it. We'd like to keep it that way. "
-02.02.13

Only Nvidia trying to sell an outdated technology [GF4MX] with a new name. :-(
-Rafal
Am I the only one that immediately thought "Voodoo 5" then Rafal said this?
-Soulcrusher, 02.02.13

<bludstone-coffee> thats one of the main reasons i dont drive.
<bludstone-coffee> i mean, think about how intelligent the average american is
<bludstone-coffee> then realize half the population is dumber then that person
-02.02.13

<hen-neko> this pdf faq is great, although thats because it has stuff like "if i connect my smoothie to my set-top box I can't get on the internet"... here a smoothie is a blended fruit drink ;)
-02.02.14

* Warptigone loves the fact that, under "traits you look for in a person", he misspelled "truly" in "truly intelligent"
-02.02.14

<Sapphire|wet-hair> damn, my hands are slimy
-02.02.14

* Tama|work|gonegambling returns with $26 worth of lotto tickets
<Tama|work|gonegambling> Papa gonna buy some new anime series if i win
<jnik> Tama: I'd submit that's $0 worth of lotto tickets, but you can tell me after the drawing ;)
-02.02.14

<Lafiel|work> Cum on my tits is good too
<Skywise|sick> didn't Sapphire have a couple of those not long ago?
-02.02.14

* carpboy wishes he could meet cool people
<carpboy> or, barring that, dlw
-02.02.15

<darthmonkey> and [brotherhood of the wolf] has some really kool moments but it gets very....french
<darthmonkey> when i say french i mean lame
-02.02.15

*** Yamazaki-kun (~bsa3@i07-047.us.catvmics.ne.jp) Quit (Quit: BitchX: it isn't only my script, its also my client)
-02.02.15

<duckfood> everytime you did a mind probe (and that's 70% of the game) the person's thought and emotions fly all over the screen
<duckfood> and apparently japanese pple think in kanji
<duckfood> alot :)
-02.02.16

<Kaneda-kun> Secan is similar to PAL, and only France and Russia use it
<PatrickD> Kaneda: France and Russia too? Must have been another poor judge's decision.
-02.02.16

<moskun> got my learner's permit
<hen-neko> w00t
<hen-neko> don't do what my brother did and try to take on a tree head-on
<moskun> wasn't planning on it :p
* hen-neko somehow doubts his brother was either ;p
<moskun> it may have been taunting him or something
<hen-neko> road rage ;)
-02.02.16

<Andy_Pease> although I would like to see Karakuri-Zoushi Ayatsuri Sakon someday
* Andy_Pease has to cut and paste the title to that show every time he mentions it >_<
<Andy_Pease> it's hard to pimp a title you can't spell!
-02.02.16

* carpboy is looking for a place to live
<Lise> carpy is IRCing from a cardboard box?
<carpboy> yes
<funakupo> hell of a box
<carpboy> it's corrugated
-02.02.16

<Tempy> you misspelled Riki!
<Kazara|drawing|msg_me> Tempy: I don't use real names.
<Lafiel|work> thats not riki :)
<Lafiel|work> thats Kiri
<Tempy> give her bodacious boobies then :)
* Kazara|drawing|msg_me goes back to drawing
<Lafiel|work> mak me skip
<Lafiel|work> strip
<Lafiel|work> and turn into a hot cat thingy
<Lafiel|work> :P
<Lafiel|work> i mean not me.. kiri
-02.02.16

<Lafiel|work> looks like I have a huge penis :)
-02.02.16

<ReallyElana> Elana|NothingCertainButDeath&Taxes
* ReallyElana sighs, and goes idle...
*** ReallyElana is now known as Elana|NothingCertainButDeath
* Elana|NothingCertainButDeath snerks
-02.02.16

<duckroll> i want porn
<duckroll> of lel
<Danj> it's gonna be expensive, but it's gonna be worth it
-02.02.17

* PatrickD wonders if Tama has seen today's No Pants Con pic yet.
<Aya-chan> no pant's con?
<PatrickD> Katsucon...and there's a girl with no pants.
<PatrickD> Again.
<Skywise> PatrickD: WHERE???
<PatrickD> http://www.fansview.com/2002/katsucon/0216b117.jpg
<Aya-chan> :o
<Aya-chan> she has no pants
<DarkSong> down with pants!
<Sa-dono> okay..those 2 girls should like never be nekkid >_< *vommits*
* Chris_Beveridge assumes Sa-dono is a true prize catch now.
-02.02.17

<Db_shower> ds: I thought that girls prefered picks to ugly guys?
<Db_shower> Hmm, that wasn't phrased right.
<Db_shower> At all.
<Db_shower> and I meant to type picks.
<Db_shower> Just ignore me :)
<Db_shower> pricks.
<gpearson> Db :)
<Db_shower> fuck.
<Db_shower> gp: I give up :)
-02.02.17

* Skywise|dead flots up a copy of his last will and testament - giving his HT and DVDs to his next of kin
* Kaneda-kun steals the will
* Skywise|dead notes the word "copy" from his watery grave
<Kaneda-kun> ?
<Kaneda-kun> ohh
* hen-neko , the aforementioned next-of-kin, possesses the "original"
* hen-neko reclaims that which is his birthright
-02.02.17

<Tama|hacking> lol lise as op... /mode +b *!*@*
-02.02.17

<gpearson> Or the classic : $ chown us:us yourbase -R
-02.02.18

<TempyWORK> I haven't wanted to bitchslap an anime character since..mmm... Miaka/Yui or Anthy
<TempyWORK> oh wait....Hattie from Argent Soma
<TempyWORK> Candidate for Bitchslapping
-02.02.19

* jnik looks at a tootsie roll
<jnik> damn, Chris has ruined this for me forever
* jnik pops it in his mouth and gets a funny look
-02.02.19

<darthmonkey> btw afaik imho im rofl b4 there is a pita, but otoh it may be french
-02.02.19

* Auld|Work wonders how long until there is a yaoi-bukkake-con
<Auld|Work> >_<
* gpearson scrubs Auld's brain with the wire brush
<Auld|Work> thanks
<Auld|Work> but who are you??
<gpearson> My work here is done!
-02.02.20

<Jinnai> heh, you'll be writing the software and drivers for the devices i'll probably be using then :P
<hen-neko> prolly writing drivers in C++
<hen-neko> if (operator==jinnai) { device.explode(optAllOverThePlace); }
-02.02.20

<Tempy> I'm in a hentai mood
<Db_X> Tempy: Aren't you always?
<Skywise> Db_X: he's a guy - doesn't take much to figure out the rest
<Db_X> Sky .. wise, as always. :)
-02.02.20

*** Glittering_Junta was kicked by raziel- (just like killing a mime with a silenced pistol)
*** raziel- sets mode: +b *!*@199.234.127.2
-02.02.20

<Ainshi|milky-shaky> you guys send each other MOs?
<Praseo> Ainshi|milky-shaky: he bought some stuff for me
<Praseo> ainshi: drugs and shit
* wolve|lunch hopes he didn't mix-up the anthrax with the crack...
<wolve|lunch> :o
-02.02.20

<Skywise|work> you know... if anything is proof we're all going to hell - it's those quotes
-02.02.20

* sraz_clas hrms
<sraz_clas> how did I come to be sraz?
*** sraz_clas is now known as raz_work
<Danj> raz: the s from your class went onto the front for some reason
<raz_work> wierd
<Konoha> really.. if that happened to me I'd be aKonoh
-02.02.21

I want to know why Purpledump hasn't responded in this thread...or maybe I don't.
-Borkum_Riff, RE: Story behind your handle or user name, 02.02.21

<Konoha-Sae> Merli!
* Merliwolf hugs konoha
<Merliwolf> when did you become sae? o_O
<Konoha-Sae> Auld dressed me up as Sae, and never undressed me as Sae..
* jnik undresses Konoha as Sae
-02.02.21

<Skywise> wolve: yeah .- it involves going to this room and handing a girl some money - 20 minutes later I'm done
* Skywise hopes Leliel` "quotemachine" doesn't take that one out of context
-02.02.22

<raz_work> I always wanted to be the "Key Grip" in a movie. Never knew what it was :P
-02.02.22

<DarkSong> only three things I sleep with. My pistol, my big-ass khife, and suitable femmes
<DarkSong> and you ain't none of them
<Tama|MegaTokyo> yeah i am
<Tama|MegaTokyo> wanna see my... Pistol of Love?
<Tama|MegaTokyo> its a single shot pump-action weapon
* Tama|MegaTokyo cocks his weapon
-02.02.22

<Tama|MegaTokyo> if i jack off a lot would that lower my blood sugar?
-02.02.22

* Tama|MegaTokyo wonders what a girl version of him would be like
* Praseo keeps his comments to himself
<Praseo> hairy
<Tama|MegaTokyo> you talk ALOUD to yourself don't you
* Tama|MegaTokyo rubs his hair
-02.02.22

I appreciate that you are a nice guy and do not want anyone taken advantage of, but he is beyond reason. Let him get his obselete, half the pipeline, no DX8 featured, watered down piece of shit.

Who cares if the Ti200 has twice the pipelines, who needs all those pixels textured anyway?
-Starvenger, 02.02.22, re: malleus' gf4mx decision

* Kazara wonders how much it would cost his to eat sushi off from Lafiel|coloring's n3kk1d body oops did I type that I sound like a perv delete delete hope no one sees this oops damn
-02.02.23

<Praseo> we need a list of channel people going to which cons
<Leliel`> make one ;p
<Praseo> ok...
<Praseo> hmm bad choice for a file name...
<Praseo> file name: #animedvd con people
-02.02.23

<Tempy> I don't care if it was written by martians and drawn by kenyans...if it's good I'll watch it
-02.02.24

<Andy_Pease> Tempy: I suspect the Bt'X license was free with a bottle of Pepsi
-02.02.24

* Tama|bleeding stuck his hand into computer case while it was still on, pinkie got inside cpu fan, which by the way has excellent RPM and robustness
<Tama|bleeding> my pinkie started dripping blood like a faucet, blood sprayed everywhere LOL just like in doom when you throw a rocket at a monster and blood splotches everywhere
-02.02.24

<moskun> blowjobs are what you give your nes games when they don't work right
-02.02.24

<Jinnai|Shigoto> ok sol bianca the legacy makes no sense
<Jinnai|Shigoto> they explain NOTHING!!! nothing at all!!!
<Jinnai|Shigoto> to quote my coworker "That was very confusing."
<kisa-neteiru> co"worker"
-02.02.24

<newbs> I'd like to see how berserk ends as well.
<newbs> then I can die happy.
<DarkSong> they all die
<DarkSong> and you will too
* Chris_Beveridge takes DarkSong's happy pills away.
<DarkSong> I haven't taken any
<Chris_Beveridge> coulda fooled me! :)
-02.02.25

<jnik> Auld: Well, it's the same type of person who'll only listen to CCM
<Auld|Work> CCM?
<jnik> Contemporary Christian Music
<jnik> it's a lot like the Holy Roman Empire
<jnik> in that it's neither contemporary, nor christian, nor music
-02.02.26

<jnik> Fae: Well, and extramarital sex being worse than, say, sticky-fingering a candy bar at the convenience store
<gpearson> But what if it was a realy *big* candy bar!?
<bludstone-work> what if the sex was REALLY good?
-02.02.26

<NekoTsukimi> i can speak engrish on the fly, i've had to do it to help out some japanese ladies i met, they were really sweet
<Skywise> you mean "on the fry"
-02.02.26

<Lise> Merli: nooooo... must stay awake and read Marx
* Lise goes to play more of her H game
<Merliwolf> lol
<moskun> H Marx
<Lise> opiate of the masses, baby
<Merliwolf> H is opiate of the masses? o_O
-02.02.27

<carpboy> "Sammy will release Initial D: Another Stage for GameBoy Advance in mid-April, an adventure game based on the popular anime series Initial D. The game features a command based racing game, in which you have to use RPG like commands to control your car."
<carpboy> drive north
<carpboy> "your car goes north"
<carpboy> step up
<carpboy> "you step up"
<carpboy> attack rabbit
<carpboy> "you miss the rabbit."
<carpboy> "the rabbit hits you."
<carpboy> "you have died."
-02.02.27

<Yamazaki-kun> DarkSong: Spell-checkers don't do much good. They plane lee mark four your revue mistakes you cannot sea.
-02.02.28

* carpboy had a spell checker bypass "summery"
<kisa-neteiru> heh, during the summer it's quite summery ;P
<carpboy> kisa: that sounds pretty made up
<kisa-neteiru> that's because i just made it up :D
-02.02.28

<jnik> blud: I get about five or six porno spams a day.....
<jnik> well, I also get the occasional "As an Indian national, you're invited to invest in Resurgant India Bonds"
* jnik notes that he's 100% Dutch
-02.03.01

<Skywise|work> Tama: you hate your job?
<Tama|homework> hate is a strong word
* Tama|homework is amphibious about it
<Tama|homework> wait that didnt make sense
-02.03.01

<Tama|ExpNow> neo is a pretty boy :) he can do any bish character
<NeoAlus> I will not 'do' "bish" characters
-02.03.01

<AvatarADV> You OWNED Bible Adventures?
<jnik> I beta tested Bible Adventures
<Shinohara> think my brothers played it once before it got buried in the bottom of the NES box but it's probably still there somewhere
<Cav> that sounds almost as good as "Polio: the video ggame experience"
-02.03.02

<Praseo> well its too bad that somehow you got to be an op
<tena_busy_working> I've been an op for two years
<Praseo> and?
<Praseo> like i said thats too bad
<tena_busy_working> and I dont openly support boots in the channel
<tena_busy_working> pretty unbiased either way
<Praseo> oh well thats a good policy
<Praseo> that makes total sense
<Praseo> i was totally wrong on all accounts then
<tena_busy_working> then why cop an attitude with me
<Praseo> have you heard of sarcasm?
<Praseo> the part about you being right...that was sarcasm
<Praseo> next time when i use sarcasm with you i will use tags as follows [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]
-02.03.02

<Merliwolf> we just kick people
<Merliwolf> it's fun =)
*** Merliwolf was kicked by Aya-chan (this is fun!!!)
<Aya-chan> ^^
*** Merliwolf (elminster@12-236-92-29.client.attbi.com) has joined
<Merliwolf> geez
<Merliwolf> NOT ME!
-02.03.02

* Kazara didn't know Tama had L337 ass-kicking skillz :)
<Tama|home|linux> this was asian karate school thing
<Tama|home|linux> the teacher,
<Tama|home|linux> he's like some sort of famous asian guy
<carpboy> i'm sure the teacher is pissed off right now that you don't even know who he is, just "some famous asian guy" :)
-02.03.03

<StarCreator> duckroll: did you figure out the lack of BGM?
<duckroll> StC: Mitsuda said that he didnt want to "destroy the mood of the game"
<duckroll> so i destroyed him
<StarCreator> so the game is largely without BGM
<duckroll> no
<duckroll> its largely with BGM
<duckroll> because its largely cutscenes
-02.03.04

<Mike_Toole> Adm: Why not? Further, I don't understand why they released such a defective product to begin with. That show's a stunning lack of QC.
<Mike_Toole> er, shows
-02.03.05

<kaapusan> "Ay! I'm callin from Australia, mate, hope you can understand the accent! Would you like to know why i'm calling?"
<kaapusan> and my coworker, who answered the phone, said "Well, we're a business and we're busy, so not really."
<kaapusan> *hang up*
-02.03.06

<Lafiel_> and avatar should post about how AOD has good realations with AOD better then SHE will ever have
<AvatarADV> Laf: You're calling in an Ego Strike?
-02.03.06

* AuldDragon rips out Pras's spine
<Praseo> AuldDragon: impossible
<Praseo> i am spineless
-02.03.08

<quen> i wonder if graffiti artists have conventions... and if so, whether they have trouble finding a hotel ;)
-02.03.08

<Tempy|TokimekiCheckIn> there's this beer I tasted once... Golden Draak...a belgian beer
<Tempy|TokimekiCheckIn> it seemed nice
<Cthulhu27|daigaku> I must say that anything called "Draak" is off to a bad start :P
-02.03.08

<Chris_Beveridge> lesson #1: don't update user accounts first thing in the morning.
* Chris_Beveridge wonders what he's going to do now that he's deleted lejuns account instead of just changing the email address.
-02.03.09

<ChrisB> 7/nick Chris_Beveridge
<ChrisB> bah.
*** ChrisB is now known as Chris_Beveridge
<Skywise> Chris_Beveridge: what keyboard mapping are you running? the / is usually to the right of the . key
<Skywise> on my norwegian keyboard however it's shift+7 - which is why I'm wondering
<Chris_Beveridge> normal keyboard.
<Chris_Beveridge> what i have however is a 2 year old on my lap.
-02.03.09

<Ales_56k> !list
<Ales_56k> !list
<gpearson|fooding> Ales_56k: you are going to get kickbanned if you do that any more I imagine.
<gpearson|fooding> So, I'd either leave, or stop.
<Ales_56k> why?
<ReallyElana|Tired> We don't serve files or rips on this channel. We're hear to talk about DVDs.
<Tempy|CCS4> because there are studio reps in here who don't like people dealing with dvd rips :P
<gpearson|fooding> Because my truculent freind, this is a channel for the discussion of licenced anime. Not for piracy and theft.
<Ales_56k> oh
<Tempy|CCS4> and they check ips of people who do :P
<Ales_56k> i see...
<ReallyElana|Tired> And get your ISP to kill your account
<Ales_56k> truculent? :))
<ReallyElana|Tired> Look it up
<Tempy|CCS4> but you're lucky..avataradv isn't here
*** kisa sets mode: -o+b Ales_56k *!*a@*.25-151.libero.it
*** Ales_56k was kicked by kisa (no files here, bai~)
<ReallyElana|Tired> Or dlw
<ReallyElana|Tired> Or Justin
<kisa> or me
<kisa> oh wait
-02.03.10

<Tempy> chuckle
<Tempy> some hunters were protesting against the coming law against foxhunting...they went on a large foxhunt..but couldn't find one
<Tempy> mmm I guess the fox population isn't as large as they thought :P
-02.03.10

<bludstone> europe was very european
-02.03.11

<Warptigone> At the arcade at which I play DDR, the some of the most active players there are Chris, Chris, Chris, me, and Barry.
<Warptigone> It's like I'm caught in some demented Resident Evil skit.
-02.03.11

<Danj> KFC opens on wednesday, wai!!!
* Danj is SO going in there on opening day
<gpearson> Arent you meant to get DSL tomorrow?
<Danj> DSL tomorrow, KFC on Wednesday
<Ainshi> so much excitement jammed into one week
<Ainshi> how can you stand living on the edge like that dan?
-02.03.11

<duckfood> anyway, we discuss crappy stuff here all the time
<duckfood> if we only talked about the good stuff, it gets boring :)
<mosburger> ha
<mosburger> "Yeah, that was cool." "Yeah."
<mosburger> end of conversation :)
-02.03.11

Hmm... would we then have sound cards with great drivers or video cards with shitty drivers?
-Glendower, re: Creative and Nvidia to merge?

<PatrickD> Having sex with a drunk girl is easy too, but that doesn't make it okay either. ;)
<DarkSong> damn
<DarkSong> so much for my best technique
<PatrickD> DS: ...except for you. ;)
-02.03.13

* jnik asks a bootleg question
* Rabi_en_Rose boots jnik.
<Rabi_en_Rose> Hmm... jnik runs a lot better than Windows.
-02.03.14

<bludstone|work> link is what us sociologists refer to as a "fucking moron"
-02.03.14

<hen-neko> stupid diablo 2 :p
* hen-neko wanders off to sleep like he should have done 8 hours ago ;P
-02.03.14

<Rabi_en_Rose> Anyone know what that "De:vadasy" in the topic is?
<Auld|Work> its by AIC and Green Bunny, IIRC
<Praseo> i thought Green bunny was hentai
<Auld|Work> its non-hentai Green Bunny, but close
<DarkSong> rats
<DarkSong> and I was looking forward to some Ifurita pr0n, too
-02.03.14

* microlith listens to the red-chested warbler that invaded the songs encoded by xing
-02.03.15

<Tama|home|away> merli is not straight-edged
<funakupo> tama- the only thing straightedgers' do that he doesn't is they love punk
<Tama|home|away> they dress as sakura?
-02.03.15

<Prophane33> No don't..i'll just leave on my own.
<Prophane33> and just come back when there is no assholes on here.
<Prophane33> Fuck you all..bye
*** Prophane33 (Prophane33@1Cust15.tnt37.mia5.da.uu.net) has left #animedvd
* Andy_Pease notes that will be impossible :)
<PatrickD> Wherever he goes, there will be at least one asshole. :)
-02.03.16

<StarCreator> curse of being someone with above average auditory reception range
<Tempy> or AAARR for short
-02.03.17

* kaapusan wishes the minibosses site was working so he could listen to minibosses castlevania 3
<kaapusan> wait! i'm a fucking moron
<kaapusan> it's not on their site - it's on mine :P
-02.03.18

<gpearson> Bah, just become self sufficent.
<bludstone-work> gp; you mean masturbate?
<gpearson> Ok, I worded that badly.
-02.03.19

<DarkCorp> lol suika that was a joke but i do wonder what you look like
<Suika> the curse of having a vagina online.
-02.03.20

* bludstone|coffee thinks all these new games that use "bullet time" are lame
<bludstone|coffee> the original bullet time is when there were too many enemies onscreen in megaman
-02.03.20

<funakupo> tony is having issues with opening a new pack of shredded cheese lol
<funakupo> he keeps swearing
<funakupo> "cheese must be some national security issue now, fuck"
-02.03.22

<NekoTsukimi> wai wai wai wai wai i don't wanna give an oral today!!!!!
-02.03.22

<bludstone|coffee> okay.. theres a riot going on in the town
<bludstone|coffee> the characters say "We saw a bunch of people smash the window to a music shop and just take things!"
<bludstone|coffee> another character replies "luters, i imagine."
-02.03.22

<Tempy> Onegai Great Teacher Onizuka
-02.03.23

* DarkSong sets Sa-dono /mode +whiner
-02.03.24

* Neko|needshelving plays with nice merli kitty
* Merliwolf moos at neko ;)
* Neko|needshelving milks merli ^_^
<Merliwolf> o_O
-02.03.24

* kaapusan liked blade 2 better than blade 1
<kaapusan> but as a friend of mine said when i told him this: that's like saying you like herpes better than syphillis
-02.03.24

<duckroll> interesting to note that KH is one of few games where noone is going to go "damnit will the dub suck?!"
<Danj> duck: why not?
<duckroll> can you imagine Disney letting their characters have less than perfect voices?
<Danj> can you imagine Square letting their characters have more than imperfect voices? :P
-02.04.01

<Ainshi|showerychan> i can't believe it
<Ainshi|showerychan> tmpgenc took an hour to make a broken mpeg2
<bludstone|work> i can make a broken mpeg2 in half that time :D
-02.04.02

<the_pope> yea,.. i need to chat with your girlfriend more.. we were working out the detais of how to run your life. :)
<Onigiri> I think he missed an "i" in "run"
<Onigiri> =]
-02.04.05

<Mandoric> What, I've only been here a couple weeks and I'm already recognized as perverted? =P
<DarkSong|Chobits> you work fast. :P
<Shinohara> mandoric: the mere fact that you're here puts you at 90% odds of being ecchi
<Mandoric> "Fast-acting perversion". Like some kind of medication. =P
-02.04.06

<wolve> i'm not some stoopid ass fanboy that pays money for any thing Maaya does :P
<wolve> afterall.. Maaya did that Whoops crapola :P
<wolve> only have a couple of those singles
-02.04.10

<StarCreator> and my brother deletes random things if the "low disk space" thing in winxp pops up
<Shin\Asleep> ah, lovely
<StarCreator> they pop up for him
<StarCreator> they don't pop up for me
<DarkSong> you need to disable your brother
-02.04.12

<duckroll> the former like i coz sounds properly it not is a engrish are
-02.04.12

<StarCreator|Gone> A-F good but I don't understand the infatuation with super ultra HQ
-02.04.12 (stc said this? *STC*?! ;)

<moskun> heh, the right stuf hold music is that freaky song from Tetsuo's attacked by toys.
-02.04.13

Well I suppose it was just a matter of time. The student has surpassed the teacher. Kara is a much better Soldier of Fortune player than I am. It's true. Her impressive scores routinely place her at the top of the score board. This is the kind of pride parents must feel when their children become astronauts or scientists.
-Gabe, 02.04.24

* LawrenceC eyes the "1000 virgins" quote.
* Shinohara wouldn't mind having 1000 virgins around
* Auld|Work sends Shinohara to elementary school
* Shinohara sticks "legal gorgeous and willing" on there
* LawrenceC gives Shin 1000 legal, gorgeous and willing male virgins.
-02.04.24

<Onigiri|Studying> # Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
<Onigiri|Studying> # Your Mom is so fat, when she walks she sheds vortices so large that modern synoptic-scale models include her as a factor.
-02.04.25

* NekoTsukimi hyperglomps carpy ^_^
* carpboy is hyperglomped
<carpboy> wonder what that entails, this hyperglomping
<NekoTsukimi> a quick and strong glomp
<carpboy> er, like what?
<NekoTsukimi> comparable to krellie's tackle-hug
<carpboy> oh well then
* carpboy is bowled over by the AWESOME POWER of neko's HYPERGLOMP
-02.04.25

<Cav> I wish they'd turn off blinking text compatibility in all web browsers so that we could finally see it purged from the 'net
<Krellion> Cav: That can't be done... a simple javascript can still make things blink.
<Cav> Krel: and did I not also mention that Javascript is the next thing to go ? : )
-02.04.26

<Leliel> g: your japanese is pretty good ^^;
<gaijindog> hell yeah
<gaijindog> its all that anime i watch
<gaijindog> i can talk like a retarded 12 year old girl :P
-02.04.30

<bludstone> mill; feel for me, for i am sleeping in the same room as tong ><
<Praseo|gone> poor blud
<flatsue> you're with tong?
<bludstone> my poor ass ><
-02.05.01

<Mandoric> I may get weird looks from the staff for luting there for 2.5 hours, but there, my only distraction from work is... uh... 509 pages of Suikoden
<Mandoric> er, lurking
<Krellion> Mandoric: I imagined you sitting in a cafeteria playing a lute...
<Mandoric> I lack the musical talent... and luting's more often applied to another use of the instument, in the places that I hear it.
<bludstone|work> oh oh oh! did you hear about the guys who stole all that stuff from the music store? ^_^
<bludstone|work> they were luters~
* Krellion whaps bludstone|work.
<Auld|Work> blud, you told us already
<bludstone|work> auld; yes, i know.
<bludstone|work> but the opportunity presented itself again!
<bludstone|work> i had to take it!
<Auld|Work> --;
* Krellion whaps bludstone|work again.
<bludstone|work> krell; i deserve this, i know ^^
-02.05.01

<Merliwolf> manga is always better
<Merliwolf> except when there's an exception
-02.05.03

<Skywise|work> heh.. "this engrossing adventure anime film was seen by over 0.2 million people at the theaters" uhh.. considering Japan's population that doesn't seem much
<DannyCat> "0.0002 billion people loved it!"
-02.05.03

<wolve> Kaza is a wannabe DDR slut? ;)
<Kazara> wolve: Fsck no :)
* wolve sighs in relief ;)
<wolve> Kaza: you like to watch huh? ;)
<Kazara> wolve: Of course. People cramp up and end up in hospitals playing it :)
-02.05.03

<raziel-> where's Burn Up Excess
<raziel-> that title is like, more elusive than Princess Nine was
<carpboy> wait, it's out?
<raziel-> no
<Jasconius> probably why it's hard to find ;P
* Jasconius looks for r1 sugar dvds and finds them to be even more elusive
-02.05.05

<Jon|Boy> well I am going up to read for a bit I think
<Jon|Boy> then shower then bed
<Aya-chan> no shower in bed?
<Jon|Boy> no.. its tough to sleep in a wet bed
<Jon|Boy> I grew out of that long ago ;)
-02.05.09

<SumomoNeko> oi, you know what's funny, i have a stuffed beaver and i can't look at it in the same way anymore ;_;
<Mandoric> wai! i've been promoted to 'perv' from 'sic-you're cleaning my keyboard now, neko
<SumomoNeko> sic-you're cleaning my keyboard now?
<Mandoric> yes. - implying that i cut off what i was saying. ^+^
<Mandoric> you're cleaning ym keyboard, as the 'stuffed beaver' comment came at a very inopportune time. ^^
<Mandoric> you might say that my mouth was full of coke.
<Auld|Work> Mandoric: soda through the nose? ;)
* Mandoric is just glad it's an IBM Model M
-02.05.09

<Leliel> artx couldn't do drivers under ati
<Jon|Boy|Work> well the artx team hasnt done any pc products yet
<Leliel> i guess it's too early to blame them for the radeon
<Jon|Boy|Work> r300 will be some of their work
<Leliel> although one would think they'd be doing something by now
<Jon|Boy|Work> then we can blame them ;)
-02.05.11

<ToiletDuk> i think me, duckroll, and DarkSong need to all meet up one weekend and raise some hell
<DarkSong> nuh-uh
<DarkSong> I'd be the only one that comes out alive
-02.05.11

<Tempy> life is one long con
-02.05.11

<carpboy> i can't believe i got totally shafted by tama
-02.05.11

<Jinnai|Shigoto> ok, i'm NOT going crazy, the tilde key on this keyboard IS broken. sometimes it registers, sometimes it doesn't
<Tama|slut> get a can of air
<Tama|slut> blow your keybaord
<Tama|slut> give it a good job
<Tama|slut> hrm
* Tama|slut just turned himself on describing a cleaning process
-02.05.11

<duckroll> wow
<duckroll> im reading a "site for hardcore anime fans, completely manga orientatd"
<duckroll> err orientated
<duckroll> and they assume that anime = manga
<duckroll> in all their reviews
<duckroll> wtf
<Skywise> it's for hardcore fans that don't know much :P
-02.05.12

<Sa-dono|forums> omg...avs seperated hi-end projectors and normal ones -_-;
<Colorado_Jim> Sa-dono: for a second I thought you were talking about the Colorado Avs hockey team crashing into the cameras ;)
-02.05.12

<ToiletDuk> AvatarADV: first, what do you do at adv? (i'm probably the only person who doesn't know)
<DannyCat> Secretly heads the Houston-Kagekidan.
-02.05.12

Forget games.... porn on 3 monitors at once!!!
-B3D post re: (Matrox) Parhelia's TripleHead technology, 02.05.13

He just pauses sometimes while trying to remember the right word for something, like when he picked up my microscope.
-Yuzuha
I still do this even after being here in the US for over 21 years.
-Elina
I do this despite being a native english speaker!!! :P
-Paul Coddington, 02.05.13

# You're calling these pieces of advertising software that install themselves via known security holes - viruses, essentially - anyway, you're calling them Malware, and that is a pretty stupid name. I don't even care that you didn't come up with it. Why not Warewolves? Or maybe Badvertising? That took like five seconds.
-Tycho rant, 02.05.13

<YellowNeko> tempy just pops out of nowhere and disappears
<Chris_Beveridge> tempy has a premature irc'ing problem.
-02.05.14

<Mrdini> one thing I HATE about "modern" theatres now - they never turn off the lights totally any more
<DannyCat> Mrdini: That's most likely due to "modern" people tripping in the aisles and calling lawyers.
-02.05.14

* Sagecat will never see Titanic.. and will prob be the only reason Sage is let into heaven after he dies :)
-02.05.14

<Sagecat> I thought it was funny.. I saw some making of titanic and it was going on about how they had to edit the movie. They were showing secenes of all the people below the ship dieing and kids drouning and stuff, the people in the test audiences wouls run out of the room or pass out or have emotional breakdowns so they had to take all that out of the final cut of the movie :)
<bludstone|busy> sage; DAMMIT.. that woulda made the movie worth seeing :)
* Sagecat wants to see footage of people in the test screenings passing out or crying and stuff. That would be worth my $7
-02.05.14

<Tama|dreamingofdlw> whenever i get horny
<Tama|dreamingofdlw> tong comes for me
<Tama|dreamingofdlw> hrm
<Tama|dreamingofdlw> that doesn't sound right
-02.05.14

<Dragonbeast> duck: And so you can't bring yourself to consider the real, deeper problems, because you're faced with immediate, life-threatening problems. : )
<duckroll> Db: basically, yeah =)
<Dragonbeast> duck: This is why hobos don't become lynch mobs. :)
-02.05.14

<funakupo> that is the most LAID BACK man ever
<Lise> lelly? Doncha just love him?
<funakupo> it's rather intimidating but neat. i imagined him just calmy telling people he was goint to set them on fire while he sipped his afternoon tea
-02.05.14

There's more to a card than raw OGL power...
-v1mfuego
BITE YOUR TONGUE! ;-)
-chas, 02.05.14

<DrForester> Right now my favorite new show has got to be hack, enjoying that more than aya
<DrForester> and i'm enjoying aya quite a bit
-02.05.17

<wolve> dammit, stop talking about food
<wolve> haven't had barely anything to eat today so far :P
<hen-neko-home> wolve: what, you dont want to hear about the culinary delights of hotdogs, hamburgers, ice cream, pizza, steak, venison, soup, french toast, spaghetti, salads, and other wonderful things to eat?
-02.05.18

<Sa-dono|forums> TnM wants to prance around nekky in lingerie for that guy she likes ;)
<TougaNoMiko1> Haha no
<TougaNoMiko1> I don't have the balls for something like that
<SeamySideVolitation> people with balls generally don't wear lingerie.
-02.05.20

<TougaNoMiko1> When I cross my legs it makes squishy sounds
-02.05.20

<Skywise> todays spam - HOMOSEXUAL LESBIANS GETTING FREAKY! 21806
<Skywise> isn't that overdoing it.. I mean..not only are they lesbians.. they're homosexual lesbians.. :P
-02.05.20

<Auld|Work> I need some new hentai...
<Auld|Work> is Angels in the Court 2 a continuation of the original?
<Tempy> same characters yeah
<Tempy> not much of a story to continue on :P
<Auld|Work> notice I didn't say story. ;)
-02.05.21

<NekoTsukimi> all the logs i kept just happen to have beaver and porn and sex and panties and hentai in them
<AgtFox> "nice beaver"
<Krellion> And now your current #animedvd log has them too. :)
-02.05.23

<jnik> stupid-ass AOL page, nothing RESEMBLING a support section
<Cthulhu27> I think you have to call them, don't you?
<jnik> oh, goodie, and TALK to somebody with an IQ of 60
-02.05.23

<MightyGerg> You don't get hung over on Crown Royal... It makes you feel really good.
<gaijindog> i bet you said the same thing the night before the hobby show
-02.05.23

<kisa> i think that's the one with the line about giant spiders
<kisa> i think more bands should sing songs that involve giant spiders
<kisa> they're very relevant to my life
-02.05.23

<kaapusan> i would dye my hair if i wasn't looking for a fucking job
<kaapusan> fucking being a colorful expression of frustration, not an accurate description of job duties
-02.05.23

* Merliwolf is way incomplete
-02.05.23

<funakupo> being around me ruins all purity
<funakupo> must be my pheremones
<Reikun> kupomones?
<Jinnai|Shigoto> kupo moans?
<Jinnai|Shigoto> what merli doing?
<funakupo> "have your eye on a shy girl? playing hard to get? try new kupomones! one whiff and those morals are out the window" lol
-02.05.23

<StarCreator> little boy (boy on boy mix)
<StarCreator> something about that name disturbs me
<StarCreator> can't quite put my finger on it
-02.05.23

* Elana|Work only threatened dismemberment and death (in that order) if someone spoiled SW2 for her on the forums is all.
<b00ga> only...hehe
* Giles ph34rs what would happen if Elana actually got angry, if that's what you do for a threat :)
<b00ga> Giles: she'll make you paint her place again ;)
-02.05.23

<Andy_Pease> the problem is it's all plot and no action... so lack of plot development is a real problem.
-02.05.24

There was a strange moment where we were talking to humans from LucasArts, and they said that they were big fans, and we said that _we_ were the Goddamn fans around here, and it nearly came to blows with us trying to determine who respected the other _more_.
-Tycho rant 02.05.24

* Mrdini slaps a R on the channel entrance
* Mrdini downgrades it to a PG
* hen-neko headbutts the wall, forcing mrdini to censor the channel for the .uk audience
-02.05.27

<Cav> god i can't believe how bad the script sounds
<Cav> this one might topple 5 as the worst one yet :)
<weasl> well 10 must be bad, i mean Cav never sees ANYTHING in a negative light
<Db_out> Who knows, with a few last minute rewrites and edits, and good direction.. this movie could end up being good.. :)
<Andy_Pease> Db: Star Trek getting saved at the last minute? Only if Paramount has a deflector dish on the lot... ;)
<Andy_Pease> "Oh crap, invert the writer's polarity! Set the director on 'stun'!"
-02.05.27

<magicdress> i'm really disturbed that this guy's implying we've had conversations in the past...that's uncool
<Jarzi> he's grasping for straws
<Jarzi> I'm sure you'd remember a guy trying to take you ghost hunting with him :)
-02.05.28

After all, how will you be able to look your girlfriend in the face and tell her you would rather spend an hour "Cranking The Weasel" than hanging out with her at some "chick flick"?
-Firingsquad news, 02.05.28

<Jarzi> And even though it's over 10pm, I'll propably have to start cooking, since I feel hunger coming and have no more fishticks&potatoes :P
<Zygote55> "over 10pm" HA! That wasn't perfect english! HAHAHAHA!
<Zygote55> Should be PAST 10pm!!! ;)
<Jarzi> Painu helvettiin
<Zygote55> eh?
<Zygote55> Is that fuck off in finnish?
<Jarzi> Maybe
<Jarzi> :)
<Jarzi> Once upon a time some guy whom I had arguement with started attacking my grammar as a last resort, i answered him in Finnish aand he disappeared from that thread :)
-02.05.29

<Danj> so like... if I win, I'll be going to Japan for a couple days at the end of next month
<Lellowind> i'll be around
<duckroll> no you won't
* duckroll will make sure of that
* duckroll books a plane to Japan
-02.05.30

<funakupo> if i were db i'ld tell you it's typed y'all
<Db_st_nap> Well, actually no. :)
<Db_st_nap> If you were me, and you were prompted to comment, you'd have to comment that 'y'all' is not typed at all. Ever. :)
-02.05.30

<Tofusensei> the actress laying momo is pretty cute :)
<Tofusensei> err playing
<Tofusensei> O_o
-02.05.30

He's fractally stupid. Regardless of how stupid you think he is, he can always do something to make himself seem stupider. His stupidy is scale invariant; it applies to big, medium and small things. There is no aspect of existance where he is not revealed as manifestly stupid. Although he himself is thoroughly finite, his stupidity has endlessly, infinitely unfolding details of more and more stupidity.

He is, in short, the Benoit Mandelbrot of stupidity.
-02.05.30, v1mfuego re: malleus

<Tempy> Nothing like having your mother call you on the phone when you're busy watching tentacle hentai
<Tempy> @&*#&^@$
<Avatar|EX3> [Tempy] Oh, hi, Mom! I was just thinking of you! ;p
-02.05.31

A country once dubbed "Disneyland with a Death Penalty" by a New York columnist who hates [Singapore].
-luckyduck, 02.06.01

<Mike_Toole> My cable service also has Tele Futura... but only thing I've seen there is Lost Universe in spanish.
<Darkseid|> is LU any better in espanol?
<Mike_Toole> nope. still looks and plays like crap.
<Mike_Toole> that show will forever be known as 'lost budget', as far as I'm concerned. ;-)
-02.06.02

<wolve> if I have to sit next to some cross-dressing mofo at the industry panels at AX...
<wolve> well, god help me ~.~
* Merliwolf SITS NEXT TO WOLVE!
-02.06.03

<Danj> nobody's working today, except the people who are
<Skywise|work> that last sentence just makes so much sense
* Danj nods
<Danj> that was deliberate
<Auld|Work> Danjism
<Leliel> i thought a danjism was when danj played battle raper
-02.06.04

<Mandoric> screw it, i -will- reboob
-02.06.04

<LadyFae|workies> I'm gonna go postal on someone
* LadyFae|workies passes out hugs
-02.06.05

<Konoha> you just suck it and it dissapears.
-02.06.05

<V1m> Coincidentally, I'm eating salad right now
<DaugWok> is it a salad of DEATH?
<V1m> More like a salad of egg, cucumber, olives, tomaties, kabanos, yellow pepper & basil
<DaugWok> and pain?
<V1m> But in skilled hands, it could easily cause fatalities
-02.06.06

<SumomoNeko> jinnai: i have no idea how many orgies i've been in ^_^
-02.06.06

* Warpticonsciousnessless reminds people that he cannot be divided by the number of sexual encounters he's had, because it's a mathematical impossibility!
* Warpticonsciousnessless finds more creative ways to say "Me a virgin".
-02.06.06

<TougaNoMiko1> sperm scare me
<TougaNoMiko1> in health class I always freaked out
* Warpticonsciousnessless shows up at Karyn's door on Halloween in a sperm costume.
* Leliel wonders what's scary about sperm
<Warpticonsciousnessless> Lel: that's a baaad setup. :p
<Leliel> aside from potential side effects of unprotected sex, of course :p
<TougaNoMiko1> Lel: They're just...
<SumomoNeko> sperm can crack your eggs ;_;
<TougaNoMiko1> they wiggle ;-;
* Leliel wiggles! miko wiggles! many things wiggle :p
<Warpticonsciousnessless> Karyn: you know you don't actually SEE the wiggling...
<TougaNoMiko1> Warpy: Not the point!
<TougaNoMiko1> They're just..
* TougaNoMiko1 shudders
<Aya-chan> they iggles
* Leliel wiggles
* Warpticonsciousnessless wiggles, too.
* Aya-chan wiggles
<Konoha> just.. micrspoic worms in body fluid! Think of them as parasites dedicated to reproduction, like ROUNDWORMS!
-02.06.06

* Jinnai|Shigoto just reheated the noodle dish he cooked before work
<Tama|home> who me?
<Jinnai|Shigoto> no you are not the noodle dish i cooked before work
<Skywise|work> these are not the tama's you're looking for
-02.06.06

<Jinnai|Shigoto> aim for the eyes
* Skywise|work takes a needle and sticks into Jinnai's forehead.. using a secret accupuncture trick he effectively paralyzes Jinnai's eyes
<Jinnai|Shigoto> that's not quite what I meant
-02.06.06

<LadyFae|harried> okay, time to go bang on this server again...
-02.06.06

I don't think MM knows what OSD means. We have some of those monitors at work, and they have OSD.

Of course, they spend most of their time being shipped back and forth to KDS to be replaced, so it's hard to ever actually see the osd. :)
-williamm2, 02.06.07

* DarkSong hangs mosky's corpse on a meat hook in the freezer
<mosk|food> now I won't rot as fast
-02.06.07

<the_pope> nothing like waiting 15minutes for your rice to cook.. and then realizing you didn't hit the "cook" button. :(
<the_pope> why do rice cookers have to be so complicated. :P
<Leliel> not enough tolerance for human error ;)
<the_pope> damn straight
<the_pope> it should be able to sense food nearby and realize that food would go well with rice, and then cook some goddamn rice.
-02.06.07

<duckroll> lel: no WoT is neverending
<duckroll> that's different
<duckroll> long is when going from point a to point b takes time
<duckroll> WoT is when there is a Point A
<duckroll> and nothing else
-02.06.07

<bludstone> well, i didnt get anime
<bludstone> but
<bludstone> i got the greatest movie of all time!
<Reikun> Cabin Boy?
* carpboy murders reikun, confident he could get away with it if he shows the jury the log of what reikun just said
-02.06.07

<Merliwolf> you know this nightwish stuff is pretty kewl, I shall have to give leliel a good spanking for this :P
<TougaNoMiko1> It was Cherry, grape, Chocoalate, blue raspberry and lemon
* Leliel helpfully bares wiggling bottom for merli
<Leliel> lemon~
<Konoha> lel, look at what you just said back to back..
-02.06.07

<TougaNoMiko1> I wouldn't want that kitty near my kitty ;_;
-02.06.07

<carpShowaa> of course, it would also be nicee to actually have a translator, instead of relying on babelfish.
<carpShowaa> but that's ANS for you
<carpShowaa> i'm waiting for "mobile suit cancer dam" to show up in one of their news items
-02.06.08

<kisa> hmmm
<kisa> hen sure talked about utena a lot back then ;P
* kisa revises search keyword
-02.06.10

<duckroll> but STUPID KOREANS
<Darkseid|WorldCup> good game, but koreans should've done better definitely.
<kisa-sakkaa> if every good scoring oppurtunity had gone
<duckroll> the final miss was unforgivable
<duckroll> >_<
<kisa-sakkaa> i dunno
<Rikus> :)
<kisa-sakkaa> looked like a hard pass to convert there
<duckroll> koreans can't aim
<duckroll> they suck at FPS too
<duckroll> that's why they all play Starcraft
<duckroll> and Diablo 2
-02.06.10

* NekoTsukimi got mixed up on tons of sexes in the beginning, it was hillarious on my end
<carpboy> hopefully you were never confused with me
-02.06.11

<Tama|cooking> too big for fat32 my ass
<Tama|cooking> since when is 120gb too big... ah screw it
* Tama|cooking goes ntfs
-02.06.11

<Tama|cooking> 5H1 1ZU U31CH1NGU F0RU 1YU 4ND0 B3R1 5UR373N1NGU B1K4ZU 5H1 0NUR1 H4ZU UW4NU N4170U15HU 50NGU 4ND0 5H1 1ZU FUR45U70R3173D0
<Tama|cooking> i think i just programmed something in hex but i don't know what it does
<Skywise|work> aghhh.. ><
<Skywise|work> l33ngrish -_-
-02.06.11

<carpboy> np: Yoko Takahashi - Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi (Alter Ego Mix) (0:07 / 4:29)
<carpboy> yay script still works
* carpboy never uses again
-02.06.11

<h0ser-work> ...
<DaugWok> . . ... .. ... ...
<h0ser-work> .. .-.. . .. -.- .--. .- ... - .
<DaugWok> hmm
<DaugWok> If I know my morse code
<DaugWok> "help...my pants...are made...of cheese"
<DaugWok> a common naval com
<h0ser-work> hehe
<h0ser-work> .... . .-.. .--. / -- -.-- / .--. .- -. - ... / .- .-. . / -- .- -.. . / --- ..-. / -.-. .... . . ... . - help my pants are made of cheese
<DaugWok> for real?
<h0ser-work> yep
<DaugWok> make it the topic :)
-02.06.12

<Onigiri> kk ttyl gl hf bbiab
-02.06.12

<Reikun> I forget, when I found the lambic in the store yesterday. I cracked up when I found a beer called "He'brew" :)
-02.06.12

* Kazara covers his private parts with a cookie
* Leliel covers his private parts with a green leaf
* duckroll hands lel YATTA
<Leliel> that's g-i-double e-f-lives to you
* carpboy 's fist of righteousness moves swiftly towards leliel
-02.06.12

<Tofusensei> GXP, when they finally took 'No Need for Tenchi' literally
-02.06.12

<carpboy> don't you hate it when people are like "where have you been?!" and you haven't really been anywhere
<carpboy> that just says to me they weren't really looking for you :P
-02.06.13

The complex legal stuff refered to regarding us european dudes will be to do with all that non-disclosure crap... it's a lot more awkward to sue me over disclosing secrets than it is to sue an american... I understand it's something of a national sport over there?... (kidding :-)
-GrimDanfango, Morrowind forums, 02.06.13

<bludstone|work> is it me, or is google.com not loading
<IcyDeath> just you
<jnik> google loads fine
* jnik tries to load bludstone
<Danj> "bludstone.exe is not a valid Win32 application"
-02.06.14

* Giles 's hand is sore as hell from playing with wet balls all day >_<
-02.06.14

Funny you should say that. I have a 256 MB stick of Kingston ValueRAM PC100 in this rig running happily at 160 MHz. I realize that is one data point and says nothing about their current product, but I sure can't bitch.
-drpr0t0n, 02.06.14

<cabbitabesellingNie_7> oh...BTW...why did prphane33 get banned form IRC ?
<Avatar|SY1> Chronic cranial-rectal inversion syndrom, cabbit.
-02.06.15

I will wait for true CAS2 DDR400, and get half a meg of that...
-SquireSCA
I'll lend you $.60 so you can get a whole meg if you like.
-V1Mfuego, 02.06.15

<Konoha> you know, I hate it when I find trash in my pants
-02.06.15

<jnik> search terms: "eat a beaver" search location: #animedvd logs results: 24252 occurances found
-02.06.15

The action genre he favors is rarely going to be hindered overmuch by the fact that Japanese - as a language - looks like rows of disciplined insects, and not really any kind of language at all.
-Tycho rant, 02.06.17

<StarCreator|Sleep> Leliel: buy my airplane ticket and I'll go =P
* StarCreator|Sleep can't afford the $8 difference in tmpgenc plus j/e, let alone airplane tickets to japan and back
-02.06.18

<Suika> I don't know anyting about Gackt except he's broody and likes nudity.
<carpboy> and likes his penis
* HandMaidNeko thought carpy said that he liked his penis >_<
<Suika> neko: no, he was talking about Gackt.
<Suika> although I'm sure carpy likes his own just fine.
<Tempy> what's wrong with liking carp's penis?
<carpboy> neko: i've never seen it thankyouverymuch :)
<Suika> you've never seen your own penis?
<Tempy> carp has never seen his penis?
<Suika> do you weigh 800 pounds?
<carpboy> and actually
<carpboy> well
<carpboy> i'd be more happy with my penis if it had ever DONE anything
<carpboy> suika: i meant i've never seen gackt's penis :)
* HandMaidNeko tries to find her oxygen tank
* LawrenceC looks up. Whose penis weighs 800 pounds? o_O;
-02.06.20

<Mike_Toole> I really hope Korea upsets Spain... I want payback for Spain dropping Ireland. ;-)
<Mike_Toole> plus, that'd provide an opportunity for the entire nation of Korea to go apeshit AGAIN. I was so disappointed that the entire population of Seoul didn't swim across the sea of Japan and toilet-paper Tokyo after the win against Italy.
-02.06.20

<Skywise|work> muhahahahaha.. rumors of DOA Volleyball hidden fanservice mode
<LawrenceC> ...hidden fanservice?
<DannyCat|ST4> They didn't hide it very well...
-02.06.20

<Yamazaki-kun> The Orlando Sentinel has an interesting article today -- claims BMW's coming out with a car (in 2008) that runs on liquid hydrogen, storing it at "minus 487 degrees Fahrenheit" (-15 K).
* Yamazaki-kun informs nobel.se.
-02.06.20

Gao dan gaogaigar, danguard gar gaogaigar dan gar gaogar? Gai zer gar gar. Zer zer zer :) Gard gar dan dan.
(translation: Does gaogaigar, danguard and gaogaigar mean anything? They sound silly. Ha ha ha :) Oh well.)
-Tempy, 02.06.21

<Aya-chan> I wanna do myself
-02.06.21

In all ID quake3 engine games my MX mops the floor with any TI200 card :)
-malleus
I will admit that you know far more about mops than I do if you will admit that I, and most others here, know far more about computers than you do.
-larrison, 02.06.22

<Leliel> miko is a hard sell :)
<TougaNoMiko1> I'm a hard sell?
<TougaNoMiko1> Is that bad?
<carpEbay> touga: he means that in he's sold, and he's also hard
-02.06.24

... as someone who claims to understand computers and the difference between 32-bit and 16-bit drivers, you took a while to grasp the fact that Windows ME is a joke you install on someone's computer to make them think their computer is broken.
-wildstoo, Morrowind forums, 02.06.24

*** Jon|Boy|Work (jonmrose2@trex.biol.uvic.ca) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
*** Jon|Boy|Work (jonmrose2@trex.biol.uvic.ca) has joined
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<Jon|Boy|Work> ahh ms word let me cout the ways I wuv you
* lelD2 waits for list
<lelD2> or are you done :p
<Jon|Boy|Work> yup thats pretty much it
<lelD2> yeah my list is similar
<lelD2> maybe a bit shorter
-02.06.26

<Konoha> Sapphire... is a whole other bag of gems.
-02.06.26

<funakupo> ... do i want orange juice or coffee...
<hen-neko-home> orange juice is good for you. take the coffee
* hen-neko-home tries to work that into a matrix thing, but its been too long ;)
<Leliel> nobody can be told what the matrix is
<hen-neko-home> if you take the orange juice, you will go to sleep, and when you wake up it will be tomorrow
-02.06.26

* weasl thinks someone needs to up chobits12 somewhere for him or the kitten gets it
-02.06.26

<midblue> looking at prices on major computer companies' websites is fun.... the computer I just built for $1500 is $2300 on dell's website
-02.06.26

* TnM|home|working likes the dutch ;_;
* Leliel thinks jnik does too :p
<jnik> TnM: I *am* dutch
<jnik> Lel: Which is why my wife is a mixture of every Eastern European nation, selected from a school full of 100% dutch girls :)
<TnM|home|working> O.o
* TnM|home|working wants some dutch in her!
-02.06.26

<TnM|home|working> can you get put in jail for having sex in a pubic spot?
<Suika> I think so
<TnM|home|working> Ok
* TnM|home|working clicks yes
<Leliel> in a pubic spot? what other spots are there?
-02.06.26

* TnM|home|working is 5'9 !
<LadyFae|workies> I'm 5'10
<bludstone|work> you two girls are going to be the twin towers at otakon o_o
<TnM|home|working> blud: Hah
<LadyFae|workies> blud: more like the many hills of otakon ;)
-02.06.27

<LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance!
<LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a few times.
<LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then to Korean and back, we came up with:
* Jinnai|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P
* Leliel also :P
<LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes lower part it will be able to divide c."
<Suika|away> divide c!
<Suika|away> that's so moving
-02.06.27

<Dragonbeast> someone at the door, brb
*** Dragonbeast is now known as Db_afk
<StarCreator|Sleep> db changes nick to answer the door? o.O
<^Keys^> You neve rknow when you're going to be talking at the door for a long time
<Andy_Pease> Stc: well, if he has that nick for the next couple of days, we can call the cops or something :)
-02.06.28

Reminds me of the real instructions on a packet of peanuts on an airplane
Intructions: Open packet, eat peanuts
I wish I'd read them, I thought the headrest was a bit lumpy ;0)
-Chris (LEONOV), 02.06.28

<paul_grisham> okay, but the reason most people who likes akira and ghost in the shell (but haven't seen anything else) is because they are big, loud, and flashy.
<Jinnai|Shigoto> i don't think either is that shallow, they're rather deep, the problem is most people that watch them take them for the shallow face value they portray instead of the questions they bring up
<paul_grisham> jinnai: exactly. good point.
* Leliel has seen other stuff, but still likes both :p
<paul_grisham> i like both as well, or at least i really like akira.
* Ainshi has seen Lelly, and likes nothing else
-02.07.01

<jnik> Njr is REALLY a first-class idiot: "I have a macrovision free player (Pioneer 525), and can watch Battle Athletes *Victory* (R1 Pioneer) with the opening in front of *every* episode. Because of that, I was wondering if M/v is affecting any of the technical issues reported on the KOR DVDs."
<jnik> yeah, macrovision moves video from the episode to the menu.....
<weasl-st3> macrovision from his brain to his mouth is more like it
-02.07.02

<Tempy> I liked how the usa praised turkey for being the only islamic country to separate religion from state, and then how the us politicians reacted when the pledge was found unconstitutional and Bush' subsequent religiously filled statements
-02.07.03

<TnM|AX_Packing> If Suika fap faps I'm scared scared
<Suika> I DONT FAP FAP
<Avatar|SWTV2> Good, because "she has a penis" is among my biggest turnoffs.
-02.07.03

<Praseo|ES> neko is a violent person
<Brad_Worky> All girls are violent... the sooner a guy realizes this, the better.
<Skywise|work> brad - you mean like not give them whips?
<Brad_Worky> That's a good place to start.
-02.07.03

* TougaNoMiko1 fluffs her hair
<TougaNoMiko1> All the curls came out cause of the humdity ;-;
* TougaNoMiko1 is limp
<Tempy> TnM: at least you have curlies
<Tempy> Even my pubes lack enough curl
-02.07.04

<NekoTsukimi> it's difficult to swallow...
-02.07.04

<Jinnai|Shigoto> our army speaks l33t!
<Jinnai|Shigoto> Warning: Cannot add header information - headers already sent by (output started at /data/staRz4ndStrip3s/ops/news/faqtext.php:9) in /data/staRz4ndStrip3s/ops/include/shared.inc.php on line 2
<Jinnai|Shigoto> returned from
<Jinnai|Shigoto> http://www.americasarmy.com/ops/news/faqtext.php
-02.07.04

<paulg|afk> you guys haven't corrupted gp yet?
<Elana|ScantilyClad> paul: We're working on it
<paul_grisham> i find your lack of progress...disturbing.
-02.07.04

<jnik|JC_Denton> apparently manga's "looking into' WoH
<paul_grisham> manga needs to "look into" their assholes and figure out why they keep releasing shit.
-02.07.05

<Ainshi> alas, i was unable to fanagle this Otakon
<AvatarADV> Well, if you had attempted anything I'd have killed you and displayed your bleeding corpse at the con booth, so yeah, why not? (except you aren't going, so oh well.)
<Ainshi> wait, i could be at the booth?
<AvatarADV> No, your corpse could be at the booth. Whether you'd still be there is a matter for the philosophers. ;p
-02.07.09

* carpboy had a hard time trying to decipher newtype
<carpboy> it's like trying to read a book where the words on the page are arranged in circles and the sentences don't make much sense
<carpboy> very much like the real newtype
<carpboy> :)
-02.07.10

*** TougaNoMiko1 is now known as TnM|bitter
* hen-neko-home takes a bit of bitter TnM to make the batter bitter
-02.07.11

<b00ga> dlw, evil bastard! *smirk*
<b00ga> dlw, its hard to insult you.....they all come out sounding like compliments
-02.07.12

<Konoha> I love dog food.
-02.07.13

<Bao-Bao> Love is like oxygen.
<Giles> Bao-Bao: Cant live without it, but smoking near it causes explosions?
-02.07.15

<Krellion> Register.com suggests "one-thousand-rel-lion" for my name (I guess it sees the k being used as a 1000-marker :).
-02.07.15

* TougaNoMiko1 bounces
* Mandoric-NWN photographs bouncing
* Fireye buys photographs of bouncing
* Mandoric-NWN takes Fireye's money and uses it to buy TnM a trampoline, for yet more bouncing
-02.07.16

* carpboy thinks he heard the kikuko inoue version of tenshi no yubikiri too much
<carpboy> cause i keep waiting for a synth riff that never comes -_-
-02.07.16

<hen-neko-home> "We are looking for a college graduate (BS/BA) with 5 years experience in the following:" wtf?
* hen-neko-home considers applying to that one just on the off chance he might get a swing at the guy
-02.07.19

<the_pope> jinx, you owe me a bear
<the_pope> err
<the_pope> beer
<the_pope> BEER
<the_pope> NOT A BEAR
<the_pope> i do not accept bears
-02.07.20

<the_pope> why don't we throw the arrooobee around a bit,.. then go hit up a bar for some bears later
<Jonobi|OtherLab> hehe bears
<the_pope> that one i mispelled on purpose. :P
<gaijindog> hopefully the bears wont eat too many of the hotties
-02.07.20

<Avatar|BX3> Christian: Dumb sheeple. Pagan: Adventurous, yet still dumb. ;p
* TougaNoMiko1 pondes kicking Avatar again?
<Avatar|BX3> Touga: I have a -really- low opinion of religion. ;p
<DarkSong> Avatar - cool, I have a real low opinion of lawyers. :)
-02.07.20

<Ashuraou> I'm exploding with fruit flavor!
* DarkSong shoves a "pineapple" in Ashuraou's pants, and pulls the pin
-02.07.20

* Fireye wonders if uncircumcised shadows have a foreshadow
-02.07.21

* hen-neko plugs lel into the matrix and teaches him everything he should know for the exam
* hen-neko (hopes the exam's for kung fu ;)
-02.07.22

<DarkSong> okay, "slamdunkfan" on the forums just earned some respect points from me. He doesn't like the ending to EscaTV either.
<duckroll> DS: T_T
<duckroll> DS will now love Slam Dunk
-02.07.22

Well said Lone Wolf.
Especially the bits that made sense. ;)
Darkness, 02.07.24

* hen-neko-home sets his color laser printer to "prisimatic spray"
-02.07.24

<Sapphire28> gotta go sort Jasc and aya now
<Merliwolf> sort wascy and aya
* Merliwolf puts aya in front of wascy
* kisa sorts merli off a cliff
-02.07.24

<TnM|Otakon-Panic> I love DDR
<TnM|Otakon-Panic> Teaching millions of white boys rhythm
<TnM|Otakon-Panic> One eurotrash song at a time
-02.07.24

Me and my friend were chating when we got to the topic of agi and flee, I asked what his flee was, it was 48 (he's a mage).
Me: hmmm... 48 flee, 20 more flee and you'll be able to dodge porings.
My friend: hmm.... 30 more int and maybe you'll be able to outsmart a poring.
eric22800, 02.07.28, pak0

<Dragonbeast> I don't know how much more of Merli in a bathing suit I can enjoy seeing.
<Dragonbeast> eh.
<Dragonbeast> did I say enjoy?
-02.07.31

<Avatar|EX3|EX4> Work with Macek? That's not evil, that's WRONG. ;p
* ^Keys^ bought something from Macek on eBay once...
<jnik> Keys: Did it come to you in pieces with bits of other things glued to it?
<^Keys^> jnik: now that you mention it... and to think I was just blaming that on UPS...
-02.08.01

<Colorado_Jim> He-Man had a similar thing at the end of every episode, sort of like a public service announcement
<Andy_Pease> I still think Eva needed the psa's from Gendo
<Ainshi> Children, DO AS YOUR PARENTS ASK.
-02.08.05

<jnik> Fae: My philosophy has gotten to be if their sales division can't be bothered to give me a quote, their support division CERTAINLY won't be bothered with me. So, on to the next vendor :)
-02.08.06

<carpboy> i like this question "Are you going to be introducing some Shoujo titles in Shonen Jump? "
<carpboy> that's like
<carpboy> "is carpboy a girl?"
-02.08.06

*** Leliel (leliel@p7240-ipad03maru.tokyo.ocn.ne.jp) has left #animedvd
<StarCreator|Sleep> lel~
* StarCreator|Sleep madcuddles lel
<TougaNoMiko1> Uhm
<TougaNoMiko1> He left o.o
<Fireye> StarCreator|Sleep: ... he left.
<StarCreator|Sleep> oh
* StarCreator|Sleep puts on glasses
-02.08.07

* TiredNeko gives ds her young, genki body
-02.08.08

* hen-neko-home 's parents finally went to sleep, don't want them waking up again >.<
<hen-neko-home> well, not tonight I mean:P
-02.08.09

<bludstone|work> http://www.boners.com/grub/383432.html <- not safe for work.
<Jasconius> i like how blud says that while his nick is bludstone|work
-02.08.10

<kaapusan> g'night touga
<kaapusan> sleep tight
<kaapusan> don't let meier bite
* TougaNoMiko1 wheezes at carpy
<TougaNoMiko1> Eeee
<kaapusan> touga: hey, he gets to Have It His Way
* Sapphire|writing falls over
* TougaNoMiko1 falls over
* funakupo watches dominoes falling
-02.08.11

*** wolve3 is now known as wolve3|WHR
* Leliel waits for jasc to kick anyone with whr in nick ;)
<wolve3|WHR> ~.~
*** wolve3|WHR was kicked by Jasconius (kurukuru~)
* Jasconius runs
*** Jasconius (jasc@user-1120d2b.dsl.mindspring.com) has left #animedvd (ohohoho)
*** wolve (maaya@ip68-4-40-125.pv.oc.cox.net) has joined #animedvd
<wolve> fscker
<wolve|anime> hey... he ran
-02.08.11

* Krellion goes to get some cereal.
<raziel-> mmm, cereal
<raziel-> I want some of that
* raziel- goes to get some
<Leliel> ooo
<Leliel> razi's gettin' some
<raziel-> oh yeah
-02.08.12

* duckroll beats lel with a dick
<duckroll> errrrr
<duckroll> duck
<duckroll> >_<
-02.08.12

<TougaNoMiko1> Go listen to Tits n Ass Danj
<Danj> surely one usually WATCHES tits'n'ass
-02.08.12

<StarCreator|Sleep> a few posts on animeondvd.com vanished o.O
<TempyWork> neat
<TempyWork> kiriyama posts? :p
-02.08.12

One of my friends was playing a psionicist named Jack. The party had just defeated the minions of the Black Temple and were resting, most of them (Jack included) having been reduced to unconsciousness and come out of it after 10 minutes. The cleric came over. "Jack? Do you need healing?"

1 hit point Jack shook his head. "Nope. I can do it myself." He then cast Cell Adjustment to heal himself...and fumbled. He rolled damage, and rolled a 10. In my campaign, the house rule was that -6 was completely dead. Jack had put himself to -9 and fell over, stone cold dead. We all satthere, stunned, and then started laughing, with Jack's player laughing the hardest of all of us.

Cartoons were drawn of the event, including one of Jack's head swelling to enormous proportions and the party duckin for cover while yelling, "He's gonna blow!" I don't think we successfully brought the laughter under control for over 30 minutes.
- Andy
from the wizards.com archives

<Onigiri> Ahhh a couple friends and I are starting a studio
<Onigiri> well not really a studio per se
<Onigiri> never mind
<Onigiri> forget I mentioned anything
-02.08.12

* KotobukiRan remembers how my brother tried to be cool around his gf
<KotobukiRan> we were on a trip and passed a pasture and my brother said "look at the horses" and then my mother pointed out that they were cows :D
-02.08.12

<carpboy> once my friend was doing a webcast
<carpboy> and in addition to being somewhat classy and refined, he also has an INCREDIBLY deep voice
<carpboy> so he was talking about how he kind of had a crush on this girl whom he played music with at school
<carpboy> he played the bassoon, she played the piano
<carpboy> and we said "go ask her out man" but he said she wore headphones a lot of the time
<carpboy> he's relaying this story over the webcast, while we reply in text
<carpboy> so often he'd mutter what we said to himself before replying
<carpboy> so i said "dood, go up to her and say 'hey, how about you use my nutz as headphones."
<carpboy> so he reads that ALOUD
<carpboy> and i'm rolling on the floor laughing
<carpboy> hearing him say that
<carpboy> sapphire: i was listening to it in the computer lab at school at 2am!
<carpboy> while everyone else was working on essays and research papers
<carpboy> i'm falling out of my chair laughing in the computer lab
-02.08.13

<kaapusan|beebooop2> not work safe eh?
<kaapusan|beebooop2> I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT
-02.08.14

<Chris|reviewing|X> see, the problem is, if i joke around like i was, i get taken seriously by the trollish/newbies.
<Chris|reviewing|X> I think my only moment of truth during all that was that Canada sucks.
-02.08.14

<Merliwolf> kupo can't die until she's older than me :/
<Merliwolf> wait a sec that made no sense
-02.08.14

<Jinnai|Nekkid|Work> what WAS tnm's score?
<TougaNoMiko1> Jinnai: 56%
<Jinnai|Nekkid|Work> just slightly below average then
<Jinnai|Nekkid|Work> nothing wrong with that
<TougaNoMiko1> Unless i get an interest in animals, bodily fluids that aren't white or dead things
<TougaNoMiko1> Or I manage ot have sex in like..a TANK
* Jinnai|Nekkid|Work rents his tank for that purpose
<DarkSong> DONE THAT!
<TougaNoMiko1> a TANK?!
<Leliel> damn ex-military ;P
<Fireye|RelativlyPure|Zzz> DS was an army dude
<DarkSong> yep
<TougaNoMiko1> Holy shit
* Leliel wonders if hummers count
<TougaNoMiko1> How the hell did that work?
<Leliel> hummer the vehicle, not the activity ;D
* TougaNoMiko1 hummers Lel?
<TougaNoMiko1> Oh you meant vehicle
<Leliel> yeah
<TougaNoMiko1> never mind
<Leliel> sex in a hummer, not hummer in a tank ;P
<TougaNoMiko1> You've had sex in a hummer?
<TougaNoMiko1> Whoa
<TougaNoMiko1> I've only ridden in one.
<TougaNoMiko1> Er
<TougaNoMiko1> I mean as in actually riding.
-02.08.15

<duckroll> the malaysian DALnet servers suck ass
<duckroll> im in singapore, and even im not stable on them
<Sapphire|work> coins is sooo my last resort
<carpboy> plus a tidal wave killed dozens today in koal..kuraall... hmph, France!
-02.08.15

* carpboy is EXACTLY THE SAME AS DUCK
*** carpboy is now known as carpduckboyroll
*** duckroll is now known as duckcarprollboy
<duckcarprollboy> uh oh
<duckcarprollboy> we've merged!
<carpduckboyroll> wonder twin powers
<carpduckboyroll> activate!
<funakupo> shape of a fish!
<funakupo> form of a roll!
<duckcarprollboy> haha
<duckcarprollboy> and tastes like duck
* carpduckboyroll flops on the ground harmlessly
<duckcarprollboy> but looks like a boy!
<duckcarprollboy> hey sapphy wanna merge with us? ^^;
<Sapphire|work|lunch> no
-02.08.15

<Skywise> if I ever start babbling about it again - give me a kick
<Skywise> because if I do that often enough my impulse nerves is going to take over my brain - and my wallet
<jnik> GLADLY!
<Skywise> ...
* Skywise thouhgt jnik agreed to that a bit too cheerfully
-02.08.16

<Lagmaster_Bob> why has noone taken this fine nick?
-02.08.16

<AuldDragon> woo, sodomized polar bears!
-02.08.16

<Fireye> typing with one hand is hard ;_;
<soma> Fireye: i don't want to know what you're doing with the other hand
* Suika|Brand11 looks at fireye oddly
<Fireye> ... IT'S HOLDING A DREAMCAST CONTROLLER!
<soma> so that's what you call it, eh?
<Skywise> now that's a euphemism for it I haven't heard before
<Leliel> "dreamcast controller"... new euphemism i haven't heard
<Leliel> rofl
<jnik> well, it casts dreams alright.....
<Leliel> sky *5*
<Suika|Brand11> 'dreamcast', sheesh, aren't we conceited
* Skywise ^5s Leliel
<AuldDragon> rofl
<Leliel> poor fireye ^_^
<Fireye> At least touga isn't here >.>
<jnik> oh well, I had a thrustmaster joystick which I'd play with in my lap.....
jnik: force feedback version?
* soma plays with jnik's thrustmaster!
<jnik> Sky: nope, the X-fighter
<Skywise> jnik: force feedback version?
<Leliel> jnik: must have been good when you played descent with it ;)
<jnik> damn, my joystick was STIFF
<Fireye> crappity crap crap crap, evil iori is to damn fast >.<
<soma> Fireye: you should use two hands :P
-02.08.16

<Jonobi> do you believe in drastic my soul?
<gaijindog> ?
-02.08.16

<Mike_Toole> Avatar: DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT. I'd better find those. Sakura Taisen musicals = comedy gold. Look, Iris is taller than Kanna!
<DarkSong> grrrrrrr
* DarkSong eviscerates Mike_Toole
<DarkSong> I loathe that phrase
<Mike_Toole> DarkSong: What? I'm not shitting you. Kumiko Nishihara is like, a foot taller than Mayumi Tanaka.
<DarkSong> Mike - I know
<DarkSong> I can't stand that "comedy gold" phrase. It makes me violent
<TempFace> more violent?
<Mike_Toole> well, I could phrase it differently, but it would take longer. "Sakura Taisen musicals have found the SEA ROUTE to COMEDY INDIA!!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
-02.08.16

*** Skywise|sauna has joined #animedvd
* AuldDragon drools
<jnik> LOL
<jnik> Sky comes in in the sauna, probably naked....auld drools
-02.08.17

<hen-neko> well, I used to have about 3 cans of dr. pepper a day in his dorm, then one or two 20 oz dr pepper bottles in class, then if he had to work 'til midnight, he'd just get 2 liter bottles to take to work to drink out of ;)
* hen-neko was ... slightly addicted. Just slightly ;)
* hen-neko has cut back ;)
* hen-neko uses /me too much, and can no longer tell when he should be using first person, and when he should be using third ;)
-02.08.17

*** quen|slightlyhere is now known as quen|MangaRep
<quen|MangaRep> :>
<quen|MangaRep> wonder if anybody'll be fooled.
* kabael lynches quen.
<kisa> here
<kabael> Aiya!
*** kisa sets mode: +v quen|MangaRep
* quen|MangaRep squeaks in pain etc
<kisa> i'll help ;)
<funakupo> lol
<quen|MangaRep> lol
<kabael> Look! it's true!
* kabael gathers a mob of lurkers
<kabael> Get him, my minions!
<^Keys^> quen appears to be working on Manga titles just as much as the rest of Manga
-02.08.18

* PitaTenNeko apparently has tons of shoujo in her blood, whereas sky has h in his
<kabael> But, if you combined the two, you'd get shoujo + H.
<Skywise> I resent that - I have plenty of shoujo in my blood
<kabael> sHoujo.
<Skywise> ..and H
<kabael> That'd rule.
*** kabael is now known as kabael|sHoujo
<jnik> shoujo h
<jnik> damn, that would be cool
<kabael|sHoujo> See?
* PitaTenNeko laughs
<Danj> how can you have shoujo H?
<Danj> if it's H, it's not shoujo, now is it?
<kabael|sHoujo> "Tamahome." "Miaka." "Tamahome." "Miaka." "Tamahome." "Miaka." "Tamahome." "Miaka." "Tamahome." "Miaka." "Let's fuck like rabbits." "Okay."
-02.08.18

* Skywise2 does untypeable things to Konoha
<jnik> I was wondering how long we could have females in a porn channel without the gangbang starting
<Konoha> heh
* b00ga looks up....gangbang?
* jnik points b00ga at ducky
<Jinnai> oh great
<jnik> go at it
<Konoha> but this is more talk traffic than this channel gets in 5 hours a lot fo the time...
<Skywise2> well.. I don't know about Konoha - but Lise would be gangbanging us if anything
<jnik> Lise could take us ALL on and wear us out
<jnik> probably including Konoha
* b00ga wipes the scary imagery away from his mind that jnik has put there
<b00ga> bad jnik, no biscuit
<Skywise2> probably - and still sit down and have smoke afterwards looking at the carnage
<Konoha> lol
<jnik> then go out looking for kupo
-02.08.18

<Jinnai> mmmmm oil soaked fish from Houston Bay
<Jinnai> nothing like petroleum distilate for a spice
-02.08.18

<Fireye> There's not much to stroke yet touga-chan, but it should be further grown-out by AXNY...
-02.08.18

<carpbunny> oh, btw, open flames and penises don't mix
-02.08.19

<Tempy> I only have 4815 porn pictures
-02.08.19

<soma[coughchobitzucough]> me & nt had kinky sex and xp popped out
-02.08.19

<quen> Nobody here has any morals I presume? :)
-02.08.19

*** Giles (gpearsonte@AC974943.ipt.aol.com) has joined #animedvd
* NekoTsukimi wonders how fae's orgasm sounded...
<Giles> Good lord, what a line to come in on.
-02.08.19

<^Keys^> My radiologist uncle claims it was completely a coincidence that his daughters initials are MRI
-02.08.19

<carpboy> NOT WORKSAFE
<Tempy> What the fuck
<duckroll> hahahahahahahahaahha
<duckroll> hAHHAHAHAAHHAA
<Tempy> I hope that's not real
<duckroll> DOG RAPE
<AvatarADV> I'm sorry, how many people assume that something with "Yaoi" in the path is work-safe? ;p
<duckroll> DOG RAPE!!!
<Tempy> because it would be depressing as hell
<duckroll> tempy: and painful
<Tempy> you get raped by a dog
<duckroll> and disgusting :)
<Tempy> and then die.
<Tempy> what kind of frigging ending is that
<AuldDragon> lol Avatar
<carpboy> tempy, that's very real
<duckroll> the game is called Ambalance
<carpboy> that's very very real
<duckroll> what do you expect?
* carpboy had to make that page
<duckroll> carpboy: how do you know you can't win the game?
<duckroll> have you tried hard enough?
<carpboy> duck: *I* haven't played the game
<Sapphire|work> damn you caro
<carpboy> my friend (that's her page) plays them
<Sapphire|work> carp
<Sapphire|work> I'm trying to work here
<carpboy> and she says she knows there's like, another 8 pictures
<carpboy> and surely some of them must be good
<Sapphire|work> and all I can think is DOG RAPE
<carpboy> but she's just afraid they're all DOG RAPE
<carpboy> so she'll never play it again
<carpboy> sapphire: hahahah sorry? at least you didn't have to make the page
<AvatarADV> Y'know, this is why I avoid playing hentai games. ;p
<Tempy> I mean...all endings are DEATH
<Sapphire|work> I can't stop laughing
<Sapphire|work> this is hideous
<duckroll> im sure there's a good ending
<duckroll> how big is this game?
<Flaw|out> With dog rape, everybody loses.
<duckroll> hey
<duckroll> wait a minute
<duckroll> NOT WORK SAFE BUT NICE: http://www.cherrysoft.co.jp/cherrysoft/unbalance.htm
<carpboy> tempy: we're still building the whole site
<duckroll> this isnt the yaoi game!
<duckroll> wtf?
<duckroll> same name, but with GIRLS!
<carpboy> yeah
<carpboy> we kept running into THAT game too
<Tempy> oh that looks better
<carpboy> and she said "yah i bet that's a better game"
<duckroll> carpy: did you ever find a page on the yaoi game itself?
<Tempy> much better ;P
<carpboy> "but it looks like a shit dating sim game"
<carpboy> "IT DOESN'T HAVE DOG RAPE"
<carpboy> "... point"
-02.08.20

<Tempy> I will make the ultimate dating sim
<Tempy> DOG RAPE
<Tempy> choose your dog
-02.08.20

<duckroll> why i am digging up yaoi doujin pages for you is beyond me
-02.08.20

* AvatarADV looses upon Carp, oddly enough, a pack of wild dogs
<carpboy> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Tempy watches carp RUN
<carpboy> avatar: i'm a victim ;_;
<AvatarADV> Fortunately for you, they'll just eat you!
<AvatarADV> "You're to be torn to death by wild dogs!" "Thank goodness!"
-02.08.20

<carpboy> tempy: maybe unbalance was supposed to be a statement about the futulity of existance. no matter what you do, you'll die. Sometimes you get raped by a dog before you die.
-02.08.20

<hen-neko-home> oboes rock.
<hen-neko-home> (of course, as a bassoonist, I have to stick up for my fellow doublereeds ;)
-02.08.20

<carpboy> what's a crystal city
<soma> carpy: city made out of crystal, very fragile
<soma> no rocks allowed
-02.08.20

Drop by drop by drop
Sweet rain turns to killing flood
One mail, ten mails, spam.
-Frater 219, 02.08.20, /.

<jnik> B-Rad: That fails at the "intelligent" part. Intelligence is not a prerequisite for IRC
<hen-neko-home> uhoh, "intelligence" and "IRC" in a single sentence that wasn't about using "intelligence" and "IRC" in a single sentence. This could be bad :p
-02.08.20

* Mrdini idly wonders how many milliseconds a Geocities site would stand up under a slashdotting :)
-02.08.20

<millionsknives> i watched eva in mandarin too
<millionsknives> though I don't uderstand it
<millionsknives> Isn't eva the best series to watch in a language you don't understand?
-02.08.21

<Tempy> I had doctors named Wormgoor (worm gross) and Braakman (Vomit man)
<Tempy> okay..braak could also mean barren
<Leliel> was it a fertility doctor?
* Leliel hopes not ^^
<Tempy> no :P
<Tempy> my dentist is called Snoep (candy) though
<Tempy> o.O
-02.08.21

<adv_dp_fan> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/fetus_protection020821.html
*** Skywise|sauna is now known as Skywise|nude
* Skywise|nude <--- the only way to irc
* Mrdini looks
<Skywise|nude> why Mrdini - I didn't know you were interested
-02.08.21

<hen-neko-home> I wonder if I hang around my parents more, if I can get good material for a quote of the day from them ;)
<hen-neko-home> today's would be my mother asking me if she could taste my meat. Referring to a burrito I got at freebirds for lunch :P
-02.08.21

<DarkSong|half-awake|laundry> and when you go up to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter will look at you and go " A dubbie? Down you go!"
-02.08.22

<DarkSong|half-awake|laundry> Reikun - you're getting wolve disease!
<Reikun> aiiie!
<Reikun> bludstone|work|coffee: what's the cure?!?
<Reikun> crap
<bludstone|work|coffee> huh?
* Reikun kicks BitchX, repeatedly
<bludstone|work|coffee> the cure?
<bludstone|work|coffee> arnt they some really bad angsty band?
<Reikun> DarkSong|half-awake|laundry : what's the cure
<DarkSong|half-awake|laundry> the first part is NOT calling me by blud's nick. :P
<DarkSong|half-awake|laundry> you fail, and are doomed
-02.08.22

<DarkSong> and quicktime sucks poopoo from the poopoo tree
-02.08.22

<Fireye> I should go measure myself
<Fireye> ... that was intended in the most innocent way possible
-02.08.23

<Brad_L> Karyn: Yay, meat on a stick! <takes a lick> Wait a second... where's the stick? OH GOD!!!!
* Brad_L washes his mouth out with battery acid
-02.08.23

* Avatar|DG3 ends all diets
<Avatar|DG3> I mean, goodness gracious, I'm tired of all these nice proportional people wishing I could see their ribs.
-02.08.23

<Tama|home> merliwolf wa otokonoko kashira
<Merliwolf> errr I'm a male something o_O
<Kazara> Merliwolf wa josou suru otokonoko desu.
<Tama|home> soukana...
* raz_macross7 is now known as raziel-
<Merliwolf> damn you people!
* Tama|home wa te wo merliwolf no pantsu no naka ni tsukonde, tashikomarimasu
<Tama|home> waaaa
* Kazara facefaults
<Kazara> ROTFL
<Tama|home> nanja kore
<Merliwolf> errr, what's inside my pants? o_O
<Merliwolf> man that sounds so wrong
<Tama|home> kawaiiiiiiiiiii
<Tama|home> chichakutte sugoku kawaii desu
<Tama|home> SD mitai
<Tama|home> ne ne merli-chan, issoude mori no nake e itte pikuniku shimashou
<Merliwolf> wakarimasen!
<Tama|home> iiiiiiii tabemono agemasu kara
* Kazara thinks this is soooooooooooooo wrong :)
<Merliwolf> man kaza
* Merliwolf holds up the TRANSLATE sign
<Tama|home> maaaa so iyuwanaide, hayaku tabenasai
<Merliwolf> hayaku is faster...
* Tama|home wa merli-chan no kao no mae de ii tabemono wo tsurisagaru
<Merliwolf> tabenasai looks like some form of eat?
<Tama|home> hayaku tabenaito hokano hito ni mawasuyo
<Kazara> Tabenasai = command form of, "eat"; "Eat it."
<Merliwolf> ewwwwww
<Merliwolf> this sound wrong
<Tama|home> hai, jya darksong wa ikaga desyou
* Tama|home wa darksong no kao no mae ni tachimashita!
<Merliwolf> turtle j00 are not getting eaten
<Tama|home> hidoiiii... boku no sugoku oishii na tabemono kuannaino? kore merli-chan no esa da yo!
* Tama|home btw dares merli to copy all this down and ask his teacher to translate it
<Merliwolf> hmm
<Merliwolf> it's in my logs you know...
<Merliwolf> man our teacher told us to get a short book to translate..maybe I'll just use you =p
<Kazara> Tama: Evil. :)
* Merliwolf giggles
<Merliwolf> I hope that isn't saying I'm yummy food man...
<Tama|home> waaaa, shiranakatta... merli-chan wa daigaku no sensei no koto, sonnani aishiteru dattate... suteki...
<Merliwolf> wuv wuv wuv wuv wuv :P
<Tama|home> ne ne, sono hito anata no kimochi shitteruka
<Merliwolf> tama wa totemo hentai desu
<Tama|home> ima no tokoro, himitsu ni shinaito, barechattara sugoku yabbaiyo
<Tama|home> sono hito, anta no anal sekusu ga daisuki na koto wakattenaikara
<Tama|home> yukuri to shinaito ne
<Tama|home> yukkuri
* Kazara thinks
<Tama|home> ok
<Tama|home> print out your log file
<Merliwolf> uh
<Tama|home> ask your teacher to correct the grammar
<Merliwolf> why do I get the feeling ANYONE I show this to would laugh their ass off?
<Kazara> Tama: I have a weird idea...
* Sapphire|afk has figured out the problem with armada
<Tama|home> nene merli-chan, safaiya no koto dou omoimasuka
<Merliwolf> sempai, save me from evil turtle
<Kazara> Tama: After my group's skit was completed at SDCC's masquerade, we were interviewed by a local TV station's reporter.
<Merliwolf> hai safaiya wa omoimasu :P
<Tama|home> wow!
<Merliwolf> whoa
<Merliwolf> that's damn cool
<Tama|home> kaza is on tv lol
<Kazara> Tama: For next year, I thought about me giving the interview in Japanese and you would be there as my interpreter just to yank their chain :)
* Tama|home laughs
<Tama|home> and then at the end of the interview
<Tama|home> we switch languages
<Kazara> YES! :)
<Tama|home> or half-way through
<Tama|home> had that idea if i ever becoma e a guest of honor at a con
<Tama|home> talk in japanese
<Sapphire|afk> turtle
<Sapphire|afk> merli
<Sapphire|afk> get along
* Sapphire|afk wanders off again
<Tama|home> and then just start talking in english
<Merliwolf> I wuv turtle
<Tama|home> SCREW YOU
<Merliwolf> but turtle is just saying disturbing comments :)
* Tama|home takes gareth hostage
<Merliwolf> lol
<Merliwolf> turtle needs to become famous in the anime industry
<Tama|home> if you don't take that back
<Tama|home> you're never seeing gareth again
* Tama|home takes gareth away to a far far away place
* Kazara think it would rock if him and Tama can pull of the aforementioned idea next year :)
<Tama|home> lol
<Tama|home> we need to find japan tv
<Tama|home> and try to pull it on them too
<Kazara> If we can, yup. :)
<Tama|home> anyways i oughta reboot now
* Tama|home licks merli
* Tama|home licks kaza
* Kazara glomps Tama again
* Tama|home puts a plastic bag over Sapphire|afk's head and licks sapphire
* Tama|home has incredible satisfying nookie with gareth
* Merliwolf hugs turtle
<Merliwolf> hey turtle
<Merliwolf> weren't you gonna steal victor from fae?
<Tama|home> lol
<Tama|home> i couldn't
<Tama|home> i'm not half the man that fae is
* Merliwolf remembers something about incredible hunks of asian manmeat
<Merliwolf> ROFL
<Tama|home> err
<Tama|home> i mean
<Tama|home> >_<
* Merliwolf falls over
* Kazara facefaults again
<Tama|home> good thing fae isn't here
<Merliwolf> oh man leliel missed that
<DarkSong> I have it logged. :)
<Tama|home> wow, i can never attend another con fae is at lest she kick my ass
<Merliwolf> I've got way too many lines of turtle spouting utterly wrong japanese comments..
<Merliwolf> hey turtle
<Merliwolf> j00 are coming to animeboston, ne?
<Tama|home> merli to safaiya wa issou de suteki na ainoko wo tsukurimashou
<Merliwolf> ZENZEN!
-02.08.23

<Maizie> eep, just had to go down and help someone, and my breath is all stinky
-02.08.25

<Jinnai|WorkHell|HatePhones> i had one student yelling at me because i wouldn't help him get kazaa running faster
<Jinnai|WorkHell|HatePhones> i threatened to disconnect him from the internet forever for pirating movies and he hung up :P
-02.08.25

<Jinnai|WorkHell|HatePhones> phone started ringing and i said to it "I will not help you." I let it ring twice, reached to pick it up and it was a dial tone
<funakupo> haha
* funakupo is impressed
<funakupo> next time think " you will be a cute girl wanting a date"
<Jinnai|WorkHell|HatePhones> hahahaha
<Jinnai|WorkHell|HatePhones> i fear any girl that calls a helpdesk line looking for a date :P
<Jinnai|WorkHell|HatePhones> and besides, i require that any girl i will date must be able to get herself on the internet when the instructions are RIGHT THERE ON THE SCREEN
-02.08.26

* TougaNoMiko1 hates rootbear.
<TougaNoMiko1> er
<TougaNoMiko1> bear
<TougaNoMiko1> beer
<TougaNoMiko1> beer dammit beer.
-02.08.26

<Elana|Work> Williams ran into the woods wearing only an ill-fitting pair of panties that belonged to the homeowner's daughter, Bagley said. Williams was intoxicated when police found him hiding in bushes, the deputy said.
* Elana|Work wonders if this guy is related to that other panty lovin' Williams ;)
-02.08.27

<Mrdini1> maiziera = your full name?
<Maizie> The full version of Maizie, yep. =P Depends on mood, really. My full name is Laura Frances... but who wants to be called either of those? ;)
<Mrdini1> oh, where does Maizie come from then?
<Maizie> rp muds. =) The first Maizie was head of events at Reflections of the Wheel. The second one was a harper on Pern... the third, who insisted on being called Maiziera, was a brown ajah aes sedai who killed herself when she went insane ;)
<Mrdini1> insane? ^^;;;
* Mrdini1 backs away slowly
<Maizie> yeah, the guy who was going to be her warder was killed senselessly, so she kinda lost it
<hen-neko> neat
<Maizie> I also just got really tired of the character. Icky out of character political stuff was going on
<Mrdini1> hen, shouldn't we report her to the cops?
<AuldDragon> wow. ^^
<hen-neko> Mrdini: "Hi, could you come arrest this person, she killed herself" :P
-02.08.27

<manga20> someone now some fre ftp server for manga
<Giles|work> manga20 : that sentance no verb
-02.08.30

* Praseo hopes to someday move into a neighborhood with other weird people living there
<Praseo> and we can all be shut ins and never talk to eachother, it will be great
<funakupo> lol
<DarkSong> LOL, could you imagine all of us living in the same neighborhood?
<funakupo> the ham neighbor has parties all the time that we crash
<Praseo> you guys would be cool neighbors
<DarkSong> I'd have the "haunted house at the end of the street"
<DarkSong> "Don't go there. HE lives there."
-02.08.30

<TiredNeko> teeheehee, i'll do myself!
-02.08.30

* Tempy guess he should start getting used to the taste of semen
-02.09.07

Cruise seems perfectly comfortable as special agent John Anderton, as well he should, since he already made this exact same movie six years ago under the name Mission: Impossible. In fact, if you've seen his version of M:I, you'll probably be able to map most of Minority Report's twists and turns well in advance, even without being doped up in a milk bath.
-toastyfrog, 02.09.11

<Chris_Beveridge> amethyst came home with a stuffed beaver the other day.
<Chris_Beveridge> "daddy, look at my beaver!"
<Chris_Beveridge> and since i have a running gag with her that i'm going to eat her stuffed animals...
<Chris_Beveridge> "no, you can't eat this beaver!"
-02.09.11

<kisa> woohoo
<kisa> comet9 ass
<raziel-> woo, let me get some of that comet ass :P
<raziel-> good god, did I just type that?
-02.09.11

* DarkSong casts "Summon Pizza Elemental" - casting time - 35 minutes
-02.09.11

<DarkSong|CotS> sounds like a new version of Clue
<DarkSong|CotS> "TouganoMiko did it in the kitchen with the postman"
-02.09.12

* AuldDragon hates it when he forgets to put words in sentences
<LawrenceC|School> So I.
-02.09.13

<PlainNeko> ducky talks while dead~
<Danj> ducky is undead
<duckdead> and im not dead
<duckdead> i just appear to be dead
<TougaNoMiko1> I thought that said "Ducky talks while giving head"
<duckdead> TnM: ..............
-02.09.15

It has come to my attention after years of observation that Japan is not so much a sovereign island nation as it is a gigantic tear in the fabric of reality leading to a twisted alternate dimension.
Ben Reed, 02.09.17, tribalwar.com forums

<Sapphire28> make ze phone call
<Sapphire28> and
<Sapphire28> I wuv you
* carpbunny acts cool like han solo
<carpbunny> I know.
* Sapphire28 falls over
-02.09.17

<tzakiel> kingdom hearts is so scary
<tzakiel> i jsut cant imagine donald duck and squall doing battle
<tzakiel> it's just a contradiction of terms
<raziel-> I can't imagine that crazy hippie Squall fighting anything
<raziel-> I'd rather see him get killed and his body mutilated somewhere
-02.09.17

If the general populace weren't so technically illiterate this would make a great sit-com.
-KingOfFools
I think of it as our personal little reward.
And I can't bear to miss an episode...
-v1mfuego, 02.09.18, after a Malleusism re: free system memory

admittedly i'm not a hardware enthusiast, but i find it odd that your friend MM's approach to the problem of increasing performance is one of decreasing the need for said performance. seems counterintuitive to me.
-MagicDress, 02.09.18

* Sapphire|work tries to think of an NC-17 fic she honestly _liked_
<duckroll> i liked one Utena one
<duckroll> about Utena and Anthy at night
<duckroll> Utena was masturbating
<duckroll> then Anthy woke up
<Sapphire|work> duck
<Sapphire|work> you can stop now
<duckroll> but i really liked it
-02.09.19

<Tempy> "I'm protecting Japan, why the hell must I still go to school?"
<Kazara> "When you're done protecting Japan, you must be well educated because we will fire you when we no longer need you."
-02.09.20

<BoogiepopLain> I bet that there won't be subs because they will want to get all the money they can for this series in the US
<duckroll> BoogiepopLain: i bet it won't have subs because Production IG isnt going to waste money translating it for a market that doesnt understand english =P
-02.09.23

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
attributed to Martin Luther King Jr, spotted in piff133s sig 02.09.23

I'm sorry I make you put out bands with more marketing than talent who write uninspired music and then I make you promote dozens of their "Me too!" sound-a-likes so that I can vaguely dislike all of them without having to invest too much attention/bile into any particular brand. I'm sorry that it costs you about $.20 to make a CD even though you sell them for $15. I'm also sorry that at any one time there is probably one CD out there that I'd like to listen to, but its songs are splattered across twelve other CDs that feature one or two decent tunes and eight to ten crap ones. I'm more sorry than I can say that you seem to think it's a wiser decision to alienate and annoy and blame your audience than it is to embrace and adapt to a technology that you cannot ignore or control no matter how much money you throw at Congress.
Brian, 02.09.23 8BT rant

* AuldDragon hands Neko a rummy duckroll covered in frosting
<NekoKoneko> mmmmmm, frosted sucky :D
<NekoKoneko> ducky >_<
<NekoKoneko> ducky >_<
<NekoKoneko> curses
-02.09.24

<DarkSong|Dragon_Half> and where did they come up with a name like "Dick Saucer"
<TougaNoMiko1> Saucer~~~~~
<Leliel> o/~ sausaaaaaaa o/~
<Sapphire28> o/~ Saucer o/~
-02.09.25

<Jinnai> i wonder what catbuses eat
<funakupo> little kids^^
-02.09.25

Like I was saying, the point of the piece is that humanity can understand people individually. Why can't governments?
-monkey
Shoot Monk, you're addressing question like that to a guy with a nick of "Bonky"?
-bonky (rmonster), 02.09.27

<jnik> once I figured out you were supposed to hate [minmei] I was a lot happier
-02.09.27

They would do these amazingly complicated, cutting edge things, but just crap all over themselves on seemingly straight forward things, 32 bit color, AGP, OpenGL drivers, etc.
-immudium, 02.09.26, firingsquad, demise of 3dfx

Human beings are overwhelming my Inbox in support of a Robotech purchase, but before I could possibly have hit the mall the producer offered me a copy. You know what that means. It means Robotech gets ten out of ten.
Tycho's rant, 02.09.27

I didn't need to do any of the tweaking that destroyed my machine, as it turns out: it was a sound problem, if you can believe that. A sound problem with the SoundBlaster Live, a card that could quite reasonably be called the industry standard. Wrap your fucking head around that one.
Tycho's rant, also 02.09.27

<Tama|work> just treat others the way you want to be treated and it'll work out
<Tama|work> unless you're suicidal
-02.09.28

*** hen-neko (derf@adsl-66-142-132-193.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has joined #animedvd
<hen-neko> that was interesting ;)
<hen-neko> win98 can't do both a modem and an ethernet connection at the same time ;)
-02.09.28

<jnik> and you don't have her tucking the corners in so far your feet don't fit
* jnik has his #1 bitch :)
* funakupo blinks
<funakupo> i misread that
<funakupo> ah ok
-02.09.28

<Db_timing> anime is great. It only takes one director actually on crack/acid, and then everyone can enjoy "risk-free" :)
-02.09.28

* HappyNeko finds an e-z-boy she can lay :D j/k
-02.09.29

<Leliel> hmm
<Leliel> one of my msn contacts' nick is now
<Leliel> "I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with a hammer"
* Leliel worries
-02.09.29

<duckroll> takes guts to make the audience sit thru 26 eps and not end it
<duckroll> and then tell them to buy 4 games
-02.09.29

<Ainshi> morrowind has an internal mp3 player?
<LawrenceC> They've got a directory that's designed so you can just pop MP3s in from your collection if you want.
<LawrenceC> One of my friends decided he'd drop the A-Team theme as a battle song and It's A Small World After All as an explore song while I was sleeping.
-02.09.30

As far as fun per dollar spent goes, I really don't think anything that's less than 40% ethanol by volume can top D2's ratio =P.
Portishead, 02.09.30, d2net forums

Dave we all know that the lower the resolution you play in--the faster things render on screen because the CPU does most of the rendering, the 3d accelerator does it in a minimal way.
-Malleus, 02.09.30

My other idea was to do it in Unreal Tournament. We wouldn't ban people...we'd just team up and kill them.
-PatrickD, re: relocating chat servers, 02.09.30

Unreal Tournament 2003 People, explain to me why your game there sends me to the desktop ten seconds after the menu comes up. Would you have me believe that one of you hideous mongoloids actually ran a final copy of this game? There is no evidence of it. While we are here discussing things so plainly, I need you to tell me why utilizing an executable with your hilarious "security" measures removed works without flaw, for as long as I wish to play it. What I'm telling you is that the only way for me - and many, many others as you'll soon see - to play the game we bought from you is, in essence, to steal it. Meditate on this. Don't close my page, and don't prop up one of the straw men you have laying around just so you can be right.
-Tycho's rant, 02.09.30

<Jinnai> hmmmm maybe if i wrote a bunch of letters to President Bush about how Korea is full of terrorists and the only way to make them see the light is to open up these things called the Internation Ragnarok Online Servers of Peace.
-02.10.01

* ArgoGulskii decides that fighting Devil Gundam is pointless and blows everyone up with his handy strap-on bomb
<RainMikamura> eeeeps
<RainMikamura> Schwarz!
<RainMikamura> save me!
* DomonKasshu saves RainMikamura from the strap-on
<DomonKasshu> bomb
<DomonKasshu> oiii
<RainMikamura> ¬.¬
-02.10.02

<TougaNoMiko1> Skywise would you consider 28c hot?
<Skywise> TougaNoMiko1: nice and comfy warm
* SDNeko laughs thinking she was asking if sky thought 28c (c as in bra size) was hot :D
-02.10.03

<Jinnai|Shigoto> it's nice outside here
<Jinnai|Shigoto> if i wore shorts i'd be wearing them
-02.10.03

<duckroll> egoipajgpoajfajfdsjadsa
<Leliel> ducky
<Leliel> should i be worried?
<Freddo_> I thought that was normal for ducky, and the lucid speech was unusual. ^_^
-02.10.03

* carpbunny goes to pour a bowl of rice chex
<carpbunny> and slaughter millions of innocents
-02.10.03

<Db_nap> Some cats love the car. Just.. not very many of them. :)
-02.10.04

<gaijindog> YO
<gaijindog> UNTO YOU SAYETH I
-02.10.04

<duckroll> then his destiny was changed forever
<duckroll> his hair would never be down again
-02.10.04

* Flood|Cooking burns rice, starts again
* TougaNoMiko1 hands rice the hello flood kitty cooker
<TougaNoMiko1> er
* TougaNoMiko1 hands Flood the hello kitty rice cooker
-02.10.04

<Maizie> okay, the high's gone. now I need food... where's my silly boyfriend when I need him?
<jnik> looking for bf to eat him?
-02.10.04

<Jinnai|Shigoto> and we learned the ever important rule of "Do not build your Doomsday weapon out of Tang." rule in OAV 2
-02.10.04

<duckroll> that reminds me, i shall note that an Athlon XP1700+ cannot play a 1024x576 370meg Mahoro2 ep1 raw while also running IE, Winamp, ICQ, mIRC, and a bunch of stuff
-02.10.04

* Praseo|X isn't really liking Esper all that much
<Praseo|X> it dumps me a lot
<TempyWork> actually that sounds like a good reason for all of us to go there :P
-02.10.04

<jnik> okay, what kind of IDIOT sends an actual, legitimate e-mail message consisting of a word attachment and the text "I KNOW YOU WILL WANT TO SEE THIS ATTATCHMENT!"
<Skywise|uni> porn?
<jnik> no, it's not an ad, it's not a virus
<jnik> it's an announcement from our idiot ex-hosting service that they're moving offices
<Skywise|uni> does this email have any direct relation to why they're "ex"? :)
-02.10.04

*** Praseo is now known as Praseo|EoE
* Praseo|EoE will likely be back in a while complaining that his disc doesn't work
-02.10.04

<Cav> is there any demand for Comet? ;)
* Cav ducks
*** Cav was kicked by Jasconius (demand for this)
-02.10.05

EZ, answer me this, what is so bad about communism, the concept of?
-DaveB
The fact that it almost invariably mutates into a kind of facsism with better healthcare and schools.
-V1Mfuego, 02.10.06

Killing Mephisto
Fill him with Guided Arrows
Fuck, Isenhart's Case!
-DarkmanMaximus
Whoa, MSLE
Hey Emilio, get back!
Hello Asheara
-DarkmanMaximus, d2net haiku 02.10.06

<Giles> http://gosh.ex.ac.uk/~cs00gp/images/party/Tiff_1.jpg :)
<jnik> Giles: no nosebleed?
<TougaNoMiko1> LOL
* TougaNoMiko1 was going to say the same thing
<Giles> Haha :)
<TougaNoMiko1> jnik: I guessy ou have to be black to get him to turn red?
* TougaNoMiko1 poses
<jnik> TnM: I have a different theory....
<TougaNoMiko1> jnik: Ohohoh do tell!
<jnik> well, Touga, the question is...do you know the *full* explanation of nosebleeds?
<TougaNoMiko1> jnik: erm i thought I did
* jnik whistles innocently
<jnik> okay, so tell me under what circumstances an anime character gets a nosebleed?
<TougaNoMiko1> Uhm when you get a stiffy (unles syou're hideki. then its whenever you see a chick)
<jnik> nope, touga doesn't know the full set of requirements
<TougaNoMiko1> So enlighten me.
<jnik> now, now, I can't give *everything* away
<jnik> you only have half the equation
<TougaNoMiko1> jnik: Oh come on!
<jnik> just think about the types of characters who get the nosebleeds...and think what might be different in different situations......
<TougaNoMiko1> geeks?
* jnik laughs
<jnik> close!
<chefboy> virgins?
* jnik polishes the halo
<bludstone|work> virgins.
<bludstone|work> only virgins get nosebleeds :p
<TougaNoMiko1> Oh
<TougaNoMiko1> oh
<TougaNoMiko1> OH
<TougaNoMiko1> I GET IT NOW!!!!
<TougaNoMiko1> YOU ...
* TougaNoMiko1 stops herself
<TougaNoMiko1> ok.
<TougaNoMiko1> *cough*
<jnik> yes, I made a man out of Giles
* Giles wanders back in, and facevaults
-02.10.06

<b00ga> jnik, what you do with giles is your own business....TMI for me ;)
<jnik> b00ga: you aren't jealous?
<b00ga> jnik, nah, you can have him ;)
<jnik> but...don't you want me all for your own?
<b00ga> no, i'm willing to share
<jnik> okay ^^
<b00ga> it's more fun that way
<jnik> I'll share him with you too. But keep derek out of it.
* jnik doesn't trust derek with his men
<b00ga> derek is a scary individual, i think thats why we keep him around
<jnik> indeed
-02.10.06

My recommendation is that Square stick to making the same game over and over again rather than branching out into unfamiliar genres.
-Gabe's rant on Kingdom Hearts, 02.10.07

<duckroll> blud = logic
<duckroll> sapphy = fangirl
<duckroll> doesnt mix!
<duckroll> :)
<Sapphire28> ...
* duckroll runs
<bludstone|work> ducky; heh, role reversal :)
<Sapphire28> don't even TRY that one on me
* AuldDragon catches ducky
<duckroll> nooooo
<duckroll> let me go auld
<duckroll> she's lost it
<duckroll> let me gooooooooooo
* AuldDragon hands ducky to Sapphy
<duckroll> ~~~~
-02.10.10

* hen-neko notes that someone is going to take that news bit and turn it into "video games are fatal!" and completely ignore the fact that it was 86 hours, because that doesn't forward their agenda :p
<hen-neko> maybe he died just to get out of paying the internet cafe for 86 hours of computer time :p
-02.10.11

<EveAngel> I know I'm seriously screwed with Mario, as I was shopping today I though "hmm what if I jumped on those people, would the pop out coins?"
* jnik does guess that if Eve jumped on most guys getting money to pop out would be easy
-02.10.11

* wolve|lab can live without the rest of Zoids CC
<Sapphire|work|lunch> wolve - NO YOU CANNOT
-02.10.11

<Jinnai> so um lel swallows things into other dimensions and cthulhu eats everything
<Jinnai> this is a bad combo
-02.10.11

<TempyWork> it's because your heart is so cold
<StarCreator> cold hearts don't feel cold =P
-02.10.15

* kisa sends secret telepathic messages about closing windows to cth's programs
<kisa> todoke! meiwaku no telepathy~
-02.10.15

* Merli|Work goes back in time to when kisa sucked
-02.10.16

<Leliel> everyone can read engrish
<Leliel> first the channel -- then the world!
<soma[visio]> lel's engrish conquest of the world! O.O :O
<kisa> oh i thought you said "let's engrish conquest the world"
<kisa> which would be more appropriate ;p
-02.10.17

<TempyWork> the previous provider was running on windows
* Jinnai|Shigoto will not comment on his opinions of running a windows server for production purposes
<DarkSong> Jinnai - you might as well fuck a Haitian up the ass without a condom while sharing needles to shoot up?
<Jinnai|Shigoto> something... like... that....
-02.10.17

"It seems you've been living two lives, Mr. Baggins. In one, you are Frodo Baggins, simple hobbit of the Shire. You live peacefully at Bag End, you study elvish poetry, and you help your neighbor the Gaffer carry out his garbage. In the other life you are the Ringbearer; possessing one of the evilest items ever created, the One Ring, and being pursued by every minion of Sauron we have a name for. One of these lives has a future, Mr. Baggins, and the other does not."
-Mike Bruner, Usenet

* CookieNeko reveals that she's been a porn star for the last 10 years and that she's a million times more ecchi than anyone else in the chan ::gasp!::
-02.10.18

<Sapphire|work> okay stomach
<Sapphire|work> tell me _why_ you want to throw up
<carpboy> <stomach> me missy dlw
<Sapphire|work> -_-
-02.10.18

<Jinnai|Shigoto> DS made no comments on plot or story so i have no grounds to injure
<DarkSong> and she is pretty dumb
<Jinnai|Shigoto> now them's fightin words!
<DarkSong> but that's kind of cute in a way
* Kazara sees DarkSong cleverly walk the tightrope
-02.10.18

*** dunno002 is now known as dunno001
<TB3|Work> Ah. dunno got a promotion.
-02.10.19

<Totemobakadesu> i need a number for registration for a game TURBO GO
* Avatar|DG4 can only suggest www.goatse.cx
<carpboy|Operation-PS2h00kup> avatar: you're an evil man
<Avatar|DG4> Not that I've ever heard of Turbo Go.
...
<Totemobakadesu> OMG, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? GOATSEX?
-02.10.19

<kisa-neteiru> *aya hugs lel and ducky
<duckroll> yay!
* duckroll hugs yay
<duckroll> err
* duckroll hugs aya
<duckroll> ^^;;;
-02.10.20

<bludstone|work> they were preparing a responce to the message they had received in reply to the request for a call last night
<bludstone|work> sounds like a ff quest o_O
-02.10.22

The wife of the victim has asked that we pray for the sniper.
-Lobster
Pray that he has a good day? Pray that he's a better shot? Pray for what?
-Clint 02.10.22

<carpboy> tomorrow is a huge day?
<bludstone|work> yeah, ive got my 2 year eval
<carpboy> maybe they'll say "well, you're a very fine worker but you Bomberman skillz impress us most! you get 30k raise!
-02.10.23

* Giles|fixxoring tries to kill his father through the back of his head with the Gaze Of Death
<Giles|fixxoring> He's standing behind me, as if it'll make it work faster >_<
<kisa-inai> if he's standing behind you
<kisa-inai> didn't he just read that?
-02.10.23

<hen-neko> sw33t! I finally beat parasite eve :p
<moskun> yay!
<moskun> I hated that blob.
<Jinnai|Cleaning> now you have to eat it
<moskun> what :\
-02.10.23

<Jinnai> my roommate loves confusing the jahova's witnesses with the nerv flag we have hanging on the wall
<Skywise> Jinnai: how do you confuse JW with nerv flags?
<Jinnai> skywise: are you familiar with the text on the flag?
<Jinnai> same text as on the nerv logo
<Jinnai> "God's in his heaven. All's right with the world."
<TB3|Work> Original quote from Robert Browning.
<Skywise> ahh
<Skywise> lol
<Skywise> I can see that messing them up
<Jinnai> they comment on it saying that's nice, but then wanting to know what Nerv is. So he goes into about how it's this organization to fight off the coming angels. he doesn't mention it's an anime or fictitious :P
-02.10.24

<b00ga> i had chris fix my dlw boner 8-)
-02.10.24

<Semi-AwakeNeko> sky: oh well, i still love you no matter how lagged you are :D
<Skywise> how sweet - a love that crosses time and space
<Flaw_> Just like Hoshi no Koe...
-02.10.24

<TougaNoMiko1> carpboy!
<TougaNoMiko1> Am I different online then I am in person?
<carpboy> yes
<carpboy> well no wait
<carpboy> online you're black text surrounded by white background
<carpboy> i guess that's pretty much the same
-02.10.25

* Cavalcanti reads the comment about wanting a dlw centerfold
* Cavalcanti shudders
<adv_dp_fan|lunch|afk> O.O
<adv_dp_fan|lunch|afk> Nani?
<TB3|Work> Yikes! Where di you read that?
<kisa> in the centerfold thread in off-topic probably
-02.10.26

<carpboy> more happy winMX messages:
<carpboy> "Exchange we cannot ask? We ask may. Queue/cue entering all the way, if the ‚é it is with, the exchange OK, IM we ask. "
<duckroll> translation: do you want to trade? If you see something you want, queue it. If the exchange is ok, i will IM you."
<duckroll> or something like that
<carpboy> hahahaha
<carpboy> babelfish translates the japanese
<carpboy> ducky translates the babelfish
-02.10.27

<baka_bill> So, in The Ring, there's a video tape that kills you...
<baka_bill> ...is it Booty Call?
-02.10.27

<duckroll> Leliel
<Leliel> duckroll
<duckroll> msg
<NekoKoneko> sucky~
<NekoKoneko> ducky~
<NekoKoneko> >_<
-02.10.27

* Praseo turns lel's lights off
<Leliel> it's 3:30pm here
<Leliel> my lights are QUITE off :p
<Praseo> lel: oh?
* Praseo knocks lel's lights out
-02.10.27

* AvatarADV goes to install Battlefield Earth
<AvatarADV> Wait, no... "Battlefield 1942"
<AvatarADV> Close one! ;p
-02.10.27

<Dragonbeast> Jasc: Do you have a moment?
<Dragonbeast> I asked kisa, but she seems split. :)
-02.10.27

<adv_dp_fan> No I just had a friend send me a link to something VERY similar to an idea I've been trying to raise funding for for 5 years now.
<hen-neko> dlw: whats that?
<hen-neko> (if you don't mind us asking, and then takign over your idea too ;)
-02.10.28

<kabael> I understand how you feel, mosky. I'm convinced that somewhere out there, there is good porn. Good story, good plot, and lots and lots of fucking.
<kabael> But it'll take a lifetime to find it.
<kabael> It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. Giles? :)
* kabael can see the new fall TV show now: "Giles - Porno Hunter"
-02.10.28

<Merliwolf|afk> general good doesn't convince people to take 4 years of extremely hard medical school
<Merliwolf|afk> I sure as hell would be too lazy to study medical texts for 4 years straight without a 150k incentive
* Merliwolf|afk wonders if I woulda even wanted to program until the middle of the night on projects in college
-02.10.28

<bludstone|work> dont stand so, dont stand so, dont stand so close to me.
* SchoolNeko sits next to blud
<bludstone|work> sitting, is okay
-02.10.29

<moskun> they sez "you can't kick that much ass, bud. save some ass for everyone else."
<carpboy> matt: you ass hoarder
<carpboy> WOAH that came out so wrong
* carpboy goes back in time to stop himself from saying that
-02.10.29

<Jinnai> so the UPS guy kicked the bucket right on our doorstep
<HarahettaNeko> jin: what?!?!?!
<carpboy> jinnai: eh?
<moskun> O_o
<jnik> Jinnai: BAD Jinnai! No bumping off delivery guys!
<HarahettaNeko> he died?
<HarahettaNeko> right there?
<Jinnai> no, my roommate left the metal bucket we use for cleaning on the doorstep and the ups guy punted it
-02.10.29

"Why is it that you must get a key to open a chest, when you can just crush it with ease? Is a wooden box stronger than the legions of Hell? If it is, I want one of those boxes."
-DariusTriplet, 02.10.29

<Yojii> dlw: I do have a pic of Joey and Amy.
<Yojii> two cute oriental gals
<adv_dp_fan> A good shot of them?
*** DannyCat (rhiruman@12-225-81-245.client.attbi.com) has joined #AnimeDVD
<Yojii> welll? I didn't take the picture
<DannyCat> It was always burning since the world's been turning?
-02.10.29

<midblue> heh, yep jasc sent
<midblue> thanks though
<Leliel> yup
<Leliel> (he sent to me too, damn his infernal hide)
<carpgone> yes
<carpgone> his infernal hide only serves to hold in the sweet sweet nectar
-02.10.30

take computer and unplug power cord...throw power cord in the sea
if women don't work out by new cord
-Lord Silver, 02.10.30

* Maizie will flash you all as many times as she has to
-02.10.31

<GenkiNeko> i was so happy to lose my virginity to DDR
<GenkiNeko> even though it was embarassing and uncomfortable the first time
-02.10.31

* PissedOffNeko clears the auto-complete as she is getting disguted with the number of porn sites her brother has visited >_<
<Konoha> none of yours, I hope? ^^;
-02.11.01

<DannyCat|busy> Konoha: Know any good ways to earn 9800 yen before February?
<carpgone> danny: sell body parts
<carpgone> both your hands, and your eyes
<carpgone> it'll be like the gift of the magi!
<carpgone> with more blood
<DannyCat|busy> These land far outside the slightly opaque bubble that is "good"...
-02.11.01

*** Skywise is now known as Skywise|benkyoushiteiru
<Skywise|benkyoushiteiru> it's annoying that you can't do nicks in Japanese
<Skywise|benkyoushiteiru> at least not in mirc
<Leliel> sky: probably more annoying for those that can't read japanese chars. :p
<Skywise|benkyoushiteiru> Leliel: imagine how it would fsck with spammers though
<Leliel> then they'd see rubbish like these characters: ‚™‚�‚•�@‚�‚…‚�‚�‚Œ‚…�@‚“‚ˆ‚�‚•‚Œ‚„�@‚†‚‰‚‡‚•‚’‚…�@‚�‚•‚”�@‚ˆ‚�‚—�@‚”‚��@‚„‚‰‚“‚�‚Œ‚�‚™�@‚Š‚�‚�‚�‚Ž‚…‚“‚…
<Leliel> and get annoyed
-02.11.01

*** gaijindog (gaijindog@CPE014310115516.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #animedvd
<gaijindog> yo
<TB3|Work> It that Carlos, or just a script?
<gaijindog> nono
<gaijindog> i lovingly type in "y" and "o" every time i log in
<TB3|Work> It's just so regular I thought you were a 'bot :)
-02.11.02

*** MyFairPenis (hawkfry@ad202.166.108.57.magix.com.sg) has joined #animedvd
<DannyCat> Well, that's a musical I hadn't heard of...
-02.11.02

<MyFairPenis> sapphy you still here
<International-House> yes
<MyFairPenis> yay!
* MyFairPenis hugs sapphy
<International-House> O_O
<Jinnai|Shigoto> now there's an image :P
-02.11.02

<carpgone> hmm
<carpgone> i will get an unbiased opinion
<carpgone> lel: me without pants = good or bad?
<DarkOx> carp: good
<carpgone> lel: you shall burn
-02.11.03

<Giles> Hmm, DS is a closet G-Taste fiend? :)
<Skywise> Giles: I don't think DS is a closet anything
-02.11.04

<carpgone> (really though, i've bought the series three times now, and will probably get it a fourth)
<moskun> what?
<moskun> did you spill coffee on them twice?
-02.11.04

<carpgone> hah
<carpgone> i just tried ogg vorbis
* carpgone has never tried it before
<carpgone> but i've not heard glowing recommendations
<carpgone> [14:00] <pomes> but the last time i encoded in ogg, it sounded like children dying
-02.11.04

<moskun> <svamppi> fuck, what happens with winrar when the trial time runs out?
<moskun> <moskun> it explodes, crippling your computer
<moskun> <moskun> and your legs
<moskun> <ilparatzo> it causes erectile dysfunction
<carpgone> matt: say "the same things that happens to everything else"
<carpgone> then strike him with a lightning bolt
-02.11.04

<raz_ST2> aieee
<raz_ST2> Sakura and Iris walked in on me with my pants down -_-
<DannyCat> And that's why pants-wearing skill is a key element of the entire Sakura Taisen saga.
-02.11.04

<Lise> Tempy, I have a favor to ask...
<TempyWork> whee
<Lise> Oh drawing maniac one
<TempyWork> uh oh :P
-02.11.04

<carpgone> thank god for visionaries like Marc Yu
<carpgone> to think -- he thought of a 24 anime channel *three years ago*??
<carpgone> i mean, no one was into anime three years ago
<carpgone> he must be like, super cool, or something
-02.11.05

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
spotted in a sig 02.11.06

Sounds like something I tried a few weeks ago.
I went out of town and on purpose left D2 cd home, so I wouldn't play it on my Laptop. Well, within a day I went to a EB store bought a LOD copy played it for three days then took it back to the store.
Moral of the story, you can run from it but you can't hide from it, death is the only way to escape the addiction. :)
-Greybeard
"Not even death can save you"
-tentpeg, 02.11.06

<SuperHappyNeko> carpy wants to score at a con :D
<carpgone> you could have just left off that "at a con"
-02.11.07

<midblue> I dunno, shenmue 2 is selling pretty well I thought
<ducksick> erm
<ducksick> what's "pretty well"
<ducksick> i think at this moment AM2 requires like 1-2 million in sales =P
<ducksick> Shenmue costs a fortune
<ducksick> and it sure isnt selling like FF
<midblue> I guess I'm judging by sales at my store
<midblue> we've sold a bunch
<midblue> not like 1-2 million though ;p
-02.11.07

<ducksick> 70% of the difficulty of games in the 8-bit era can be attributed to bad game mechanics
<ducksick> the other 30% is coz we were all kids
-02.11.07

<DeadMilkman> AHHHH CHOOO
<DeadMilkman> stupid cats...
<DeadMilkman> thankfully I'm not alergic to cat-girls :)
<carpgone> deadmilkman: but.. my cat's a girl :)
-02.11.08

* b00ga has the giant macross box 8-)
* Yamazaki-kun also has the giant Macross box.
* carpboy 's toes regularly get bruised, running into the giant macross box
-02.11.09

Last Thursday when I was over to write the strip, he was doubled up on the floor, curled into a crescent shape like a huge baby. He suggested that he might be unable to do a strip, so intense was his agony, and I told him he'd better rub some dirt on it because this isn't fucking Megatokyo.
-Tycho, 02.11.11

<kisa> that aya spends too much time on the phone
<kisa> and not enough time watching fancy lala
<Aya-chan> I was counseling though!
<kisa> FANCY LALA
<kisa> ;)
-02.11.12

<Mandoric> Pants are for the weak.
<Mandoric> True men wear banana peels.
<Mandoric> I'm glad to say I'm weak. =P
-02.11.13

<b00ga> so is someone gonna come back in time to stop Lel from producing legions of megaplayboys and overpopulating the earth?
<TougaNoMiko1> b00ga: ME!
* TougaNoMiko1 is named Karyn!
-02.11.13

<duckroll> do you know how LotR2 starts?
<bludstone|work|sick> no, dont tell me.
<LawrenceC> LotR2 starts with Marty and the Doc going to the year 2015 in order to--oh, wait.
* LawrenceC suddenly has a mental image:
<LawrenceC> <Sam> Great Scott, Frodo! We have to go...BACK to Mordor!
-02.11.13

<jnik> yes but if the demon is occupying someone else's body against their (dead) will isn't that some sort of weird forced prostitution
<Tempy> mmm that inspires me
<jnik> okay, NO
-02.11.15

<Tempy> His & Her Circumcisions
<Jasconius> i wuv trsi
<Jasconius> because
<Jasconius> #3
<Jasconius> has
<Jasconius> TSUBASA :D
<Jasconius> (on the cover)
<Jasconius> good choice for pic
<Praseo> of His & Her Circumcisions?
<Jasconius> yes
<Praseo> sounds like an odd show
<Jasconius> !!!!!
<Jasconius> you haven't seen it?
* Praseo thinks jascy needs to read more closely
<Jasconius> err
* Jasconius kills tempy
<Jasconius> aaaaaaaand
<Jasconius> praseo
-02.11.16

<carpboy> you still end up in a noose, hanging from a branch
<carpboy> so the dog rape doesn't kill you - i can only assume the shame does.
-02.11.17

<Mandoric> What, is it automatic that any conversation me, Tempy, and Chu are involved in automatically involves wangs? :P
-02.11.17

<duckroll> but do you know why there are actual Christian terms?
<duckroll> because missionaries were actually posted to Japan in the feudal times
<duckroll> and they worked hard with the common pple
<duckroll> to convert them
<duckroll> and translated everything into japanese
<duckroll> so they could be understood
<duckroll> but sadly, their hard work is now what the common japanese person uses to create cooler anime plotlines
-02.11.17

* FreshHairNeko practices spanking the monkey
-02.11.18

* Shinohara pokes krell
<Shinohara> wai! bday nookie!
-02.11.18

<Sapphire|dozing> you need to watch SEED 7
<Sapphire|dozing> cause I've watched it
<Sapphire|dozing> and screamed - A LOT
<Tempy> that bad?
<kisa-honyaku> this is sapphy we're talking about
<kisa-honyaku> she screams for a wide variety of reasons ;p
-02.11.18

* GenkiNeko hops on avatar and makes sure he's really up
-02.11.18

<Miko_with_intensity> I thought Maizie's nick said HandJobMaizie
<Miko_with_intensity> I was like "......?!"
<HandMaidMaizie> nono, I don't advertise when I do that. besides, hands are so ineffective ;)
-02.11.18

<Soyo> can anyone tell here to get INITIAL-D movies ???? please pvt-me
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* AvatarADV laughs
<Skywise> soyo: type !list
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<Giles|work> -_-
<Guest47681> !list
<AvatarADV> LOL
* Elana|work fol
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* Elana|work LAUGHS!!!!!
<AvatarADV> LOL^2
<Giles|work> HAHA!
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* Elana|work ROTFL
<Skywise> danj is lagged today :)
<Elana|work> Sky: He did it ANYWAY
<Auld|StarOcean2> bwahahaha
<AvatarADV> Sky... that was friggin' hilarious.
<Giles|work> Skywise: You missed a classic :)
<Skywise> paste it :)
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<Elana|work> [12:28:00 PM] <Giles|work> -_-
<Elana|work> [12:28:04 PM] <Guest47681> !list
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-02.11.19

<pope|partEH> DS, i miss you cupcake (riki)
<carpboy> no one ever misses carpy
* Xianghua misses carpy!
<carpboy> lel: but you don't call me cupcake
<Xianghua> no
<Xianghua> i don't
<carpboy> and thank god too
-02.11.24

<Skywise> I had a dream about RO - about stats building in RO for crying out loud
-02.11.24

<Danj> has Chris got mirrors mounted on his shoes?
<Chris_Beveridge> Danj, heaven's no.
<Chris_Beveridge> I'm a gentleman.
<Chris_Beveridge> I look down their blouses.
-02.11.25

A user came to a master who had great status in lkml. The user asked the master: "Which is easier: implementing new features to the kernel or documenting them?"
"Implementing new features," replied the master.
The confused user then exclaimed:
"Surely it is easier to write a few sentences in the man page than it is to write pages of code without error?"
"Not so," said the master. "When coding, the Tao of Linux opens my eyes wide and allows me to see beyond the code, to let the source flow from my fingers, to implement without flaw. When documenting, however, all I have to work with is a C in high school English."
-from The Tao of Linux, on /., 02.11.25

<Flaw_> I put gas in my car.... and it died.
<NeoAlus> that'll learn you
<jnik> gassed up and wouldn't start after that? fun
<Giles> You put diesel in? :)
<Skywise> water?
<NeoAlus> sugar?
<Skywise> actually - check the gas tank plug
<Skywise> try starting with it off
<Skywise> could simply be a vacum
<Giles> Simply attack it with a gun until it bursts info flame, drag the driver of a nearby sportscar out and take his vehicle. Easy!
<Giles> Then, get to a pay-and-spray to ditch the cops.
* NeoAlus takes VC away from Giles
<Giles> What's VC?
<Giles> :P
-02.11.26

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<BoredTiredNeko> hi tnm
<BoredTiredNeko> hi chris
<AbeChinchilla> Howdy Chris.
<TougaNoMiko1> Ooo I came in the same time as Chris
<Chris_Beveridge> i like coming the same time as TougaNoMiko1
-02.11.26

<Avatar|NO2> That's like the guy who says "It's okay that I find Sasami sexy, 'cause she's 800!" No, man, you're a pedo. ;p
-02.11.26

<carpboy> in my mind
<carpboy> i tell myself it was the old streamline dub
<Xianghua> carp: because you too are in love with cam clarke? ;)
<carpboy> ;_;
<carpboy> cam
<Xianghua> well i've got news for you
<Xianghua> we can't BOTH have him
<carpboy> well duh
<carpboy> that's why he has two names
<carpboy> you can have jimmy flinders
-02.11.26

<mashadar> well... if I would get a card today it would be Radeon 9000pro
<onizuka2323> 9000 pro ? no man
<mashadar> why not?
<onizuka2323> yeah its nice and all but ...
<mashadar> but what?
<onizuka2323> its just nvidia man
<mashadar> if you have lots of $$ to shell out, sure. I don't.
<Xianghua> mash: but he's an nvidiot, disregard him :p
<Xianghua> wait
<Xianghua> am i supposed to say that? :p
-02.11.27

<soma> when did maizie clone herself?
<Merli|work|HELL> whoa, two maizies would rawk
<Warptigone> There's been a pair of maizies since yesterday. :P
<soma> oh i didn't notice :P
<ChuTwo> Yeah, we're planning on dating them. >:D
<LawrenceC> Yeah, we're planning on dating them. >:D
-02.11.27

<Skywise> [01:39] * Warptigone clears hard dicks pace.
<Xianghua> hehe
<Xianghua> he does that a lot
<Xianghua> (that particular typo)
<Skywise> [01:40] <carpboy|TurnA> see
<Skywise> [01:40] <carpboy|TurnA> at this point
<Skywise> [01:40] <carpboy|TurnA> we really have to assume it's on purpose, warp
-02.11.27

<Skywise> so no point in switching then
<Skywise> this is going into the shuttle so heat is going to be critical
* Andy_Pease reads Skywise's statement a couple time before he realizes that NASA isn't really upgrading the 8086's
-02.11.27

<RomanizingNeko> crisis!
<RomanizingNeko> my head has exploded
-02.11.28

<Mrdini> I give up anyway.. today's too bloody hard
<Mrdini> will need to buy tomorrow's paper to find the answers
* carpboy weeps
<carpboy> mrdini has crushed my ideal of the american preservering spirit
<carpboy> oh wait
<carpboy> dini's british
* carpboy knew they were quitters
<carpboy> :D
-02.11.28

<carpboy> it really warms my heart when i'm entered into a remote queue on WinMX at slot 1168
-02.11.29

<Jasconius> god i hate shipping :p
<Jinnai> without shipping it would never get to you though :P
* Jasconius debates the merits of just letting it sit in japan and saving like $50 ;p
-02.11.29

<oishii> maybe princess tutu can take a break from messing with the prince's heart and spend a moment gathering the shards of dalnet back together
-02.12.01

<Giles> Yaaaaaaaag
<Giles> throat on fire
<NeoAlus]> stop drinking the whiskey
-02.12.01

I think the thing that finally pitched [Gabe] over the edge into Home Depot territory was the Xbox, which he had to pile everything else on top of. Not only was it hard on the eye, it was like a treacherous, fabulously expensive variation on Jenga every time he added a new component.
-Tycho, 02.12.02

<TougaNoMiko> Fuck me i can't spell
* Outicon fucks Karyn.
<Outicon> Can you spell now?
-02.12.02

* Shinohara seriously considers buying his parents a cheap Ape for xmas
-02.12.03

<Spacerr> Weasl what do you do?
<weasl> Spacerr: my offical title is level designer
<weasl> though i tend to use the title designer, janitor, and fire fighter with out a fire hose
<Tempy> he makes sure you don't fall off the world
<Spacerr> sounds important :)
-02.12.04

* GoneNeko makes tempy give her wuv to give her a special feeling :D
-02.12.04

<UBAnime|gendo> anyone know if newtype 2 has hit retailers yet?
<Guest84147> it's out
<Guest84147> been out
<Guest84147> i just got mine today
<UBAnime|gendo> but is it out in stores b and m
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<UBAnime|gendo> or just mail\TRSI
<TiredOfChangingNicks> yeppers
<TiredOfChangingNicks> it's in stores
<UBAnime|gendo> suncoast got it yet?
<TiredOfChangingNicks> b&m stores
<TiredOfChangingNicks> my suncoast had it
<TiredOfChangingNicks> just call to see
<UBAnime|gendo> hmmmm good to know
<UBAnime|gendo> well its on my way home
<UBAnime|gendo> ahh ill get one next week
<UBAnime|gendo> thanks
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<hen-neko> .... interesting :P
<hen-neko> is it out now? is it out now? it is? ok, I'll get it later :p
-02.12.05

* duckroll got his nick too
<duckroll> but then again, who uses -duckroll-
-02.12.07

<duckroll> come on
<duckroll> Domon in ep1 was the coolest
<adv_dp_fan> from what I've seen domon is a twit
<carpboy> no he was just a punk
<carpboy> with a heart on his hand
<carpboy> when you have a heart on your hand, you and cool are in different zip codes
<duckroll> ;_;
<duckroll> but but
<carpboy> no
<duckroll> pple start calling you KING OF HEART!
<carpboy> ...
<carpboy> that's not working in his favor
-02.12.08

<SonicNeko> i lost due to time running out on the last boss
<AvatarADV> Neko: At least you didn't accidentally run into a highly-motivated Cao Cao...
<SonicNeko> cao cao tte nani?
<AvatarADV> Ancient Chinese ruler. Reputation as a real hardass. Incidentally can take off two-thirds of poor Lu Xun's life bar in one combo...
* SonicNeko sits confused
<hen-neko> different game :P
<AvatarADV> Yeah, I'm playing a historical beat-'em-up. ;p
-02.12.09

*** Aya-busy (sestina@h-66-167-128-243.PHNDAZ91.covad.net) has joined
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*** Aya-busy is now known as Aya-angel
*** Aya-angel is now known as Aya-goddess
<Nefron> wow, rapid promotion
<the_pope> well, she was "busy"
-02.12.09

<Adagio> Grr where is Fireye|Cleaning
<carpboy> cleaning, one would assume
<AuldDragon> cleaning, maybe? ^^;
<carpboy> yes, yes, we're all smartasses here
<moskun> we are
<moskun> i love it when someone asks a dumb question
<moskun> and they're flooded with responses from people who were idling
<moskun> who quickly go back to idling
-02.12.10

<Jinnai|Food> elana: so i hear, and not really, i staff enough cons, i want to be able to just relax for one a year :P
<Jinnai|Food> AB is that one this year
<Jinnai|Food> must, try, to, add, more, commas, to, my, sentences, i, have, an, overabundance
-02.12.11

<carpboy> oogh
<carpboy> scoop chase is nearly done
<carpboy> and ive got barely any cleaning under my belt
<carpboy> not literally
<carpboy> under my belt is very clean
<carpboy> though not pathologically clean
<carpboy> i'm digging myself a hole
-02.12.12

<kupostuffies> you all should see the freaking mound of boxes i've got here
<kupostuffies> really
<kupostuffies> it's HUGE
<kupostuffies> santa himself would weep in shame at his dive
-02.12.12

<Leliel`> and that last adept book was hella lame ;p
<carpboy> hella?!
<carpboy> you're fired, lel
<Leliel`> but.. you never hired me ;/
<moskun> i think hella should be allowed
* carpboy hires lel
<carpboy> hey sport
<carpboy> i think you'll fit right in
<carpboy> OH WAIT I'M KIDDING
* carpboy fires lel
<soma> carpy you're so mean :(
<carpboy> he's the one who said hella
-02.12.12

<carpboy> aya: warp can then be blessed with some dick space?
<Aya-goddess> hahaha
<Aya-goddess> I still remember that
<Sleepticon> "still remember that" isn't hard, since I do it almost every time I try to type it.
-02.12.12

<Jonobi> I just repaired a 19 part file using 9pars and 10 rar portions
<Jonobi> I wonder why we dont just use pars :)
-02.12.12

<raz_proofing> Ceresu should just vaporize Praseo
<Praseo> but i wuv Ceres
* Praseo points to dvds and manga
* Ceres vaporizes praseo
<Praseo> ; ;
* Praseo thinks raz should keep his opinions to himself :P
-02.12.12

<Lise> the merriam webster word of the day is lethargic
<Lise> what a good word
<Jinnai> apathetic is still mine
<Jinnai> i haven't bothered to change it
-02.12.16

<carpdecorating> everyone come help me decorate then
<carpdecorating> i need a wreath
<mandoric> Carp: If you were in central MA instead of MD, I'd take you up on that =P
<carpdecorating> from my perspective, you're the one who needs to move :)
-02.12.18

* Praseo 's dad is currently stuck in Chicago it seems, they are missing some parts for the plane, so they can't take off just yet
<wolve> Praseo: missing?
<FrustratedMiko> "Oh shit. We forgot to add another wing!"
<Praseo> not really the thing i wanna hear before he gets on plane
<Andy_Pease> "Hey... how many engines does a 767 have again?"
-02.12.18

*** FrustratedMiko is now known as away
*** DannyCat is now known as awill
-02.12.18

* Sleepticon wonders if vaginas come prepackaged with an god complex and neediness :p
-02.12.19

<mandoric> gaah, animejungle. They make my wang feel all tingly... but then when my cc statement arrives it's just my butt feels sore... ;_;
-02.12.20

<NekoKoneko> hmmm, i did smak
-02.12.20

*** carpboy|shower is now known as carpboy
* carpboy is an all-new, all-different carpboy
* EvilNeko wants to be the first to touch the new carpy :D
<carpboy> sorry neko, not possible
<carpboy> i lathered, rinsed, and repeated -- and it washed away all my dirty, dirty irreverencece
<carpboy> i can't allow frivolous acts like touching any longer
<Reikun> you repeated?
<carpboy> rei: that seems to have been the magic touch, yes.
* EvilNeko touches carpy
<Praseo|out> carpy: and i washed your back for you!
<EvilNeko> i lather rinse and repeat, but i don't repeat endlessly
<EvilNeko> i did that once and i ran out of shampoo
<EvilNeko> i was a stupid kid at that point
<carpboy> neko is making the world difficult for the all-new, all-different carpboy
-02.12.21

<EvilNeko> i can go up to any guy on the street and get all the sperm i want to for free :P
-02.12.21

<Tempy> I'm friggin 28 and my mother calls me to tell me to put on warm clothes because it'll be freezing outside
<TougaNoMiko> Aww
<moskun> aww
<moskun> how cute/sad :)
-02.12.21

<moskun> <moskun> well, either i've been disconnected for some time, or there's a bizarre silence.
<moskun> *** Disconnected
-02.12.21

* kupo snogs the wind out of fishface
* carpboy wakes up dazed
<carpboy> oh man
<carpboy> oh that was great
<carpboy> oh man the only thing that makes it better is my wi..
<carpboy> wait
<carpboy> WHERE'S MY WIND
<carpboy> AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* carpboy breaks down in tears
-02.12.21

<Skywise|sleep> I thought the cpu died?
<Jinnai> skywise: no, it was a problem with the power converter
<Jinnai> i couple solders later it was up and running
<Jinnai> but the memory controller took a hit apparently before it fixed it
<Leliel`> aww, but i was going up to toshi station to pick up some power converters :/
-02.12.21

* ComicNeko gives reikun some fresh milk
-02.12.21

<Tempy> which would translate into cheaper anime for the consumers right? :P
<adv_dp_fan> Cheaper, better, faster!
<jnik|FF4> that sounds like you're going to have a units conversion problem, dlw
-02.12.22

<Tempy> neko: it can be a mindboggling show...especially the new series has absolutely no plot at all..it's all about the sisters talking about how much they love their brother
<jnik> tempy: Hmmm, maybe I should have my sisters watch that :)
-02.12.23

<carpboy> dear carpboy,
<carpboy> if you'd like people to be able to view the comic, you have to upload the files.
<carpboy> otherwise, no amount of journal entries is going to display them.
<carpboy> love,
<carpboy> carpboy
-02.12.30

<the_pope> its more like privateer in space.
<Jonobi> as opposed to privateer which was in space?
<Jonobi> :)
<the_pope> er
-02.12.31

* DarkSong munches on mad amounts of shrimp
<wolve> fried shrimp?
<wolve> raw shrimp?
<wolve> killer shrimp? :D
<Freddo> claw shrimp!
<Andy_Pease> claw shrip?
<Freddo> yeah. Live down deep, big as a man. :P
* Andy_Pease cuts Freddo.
-03.01.01

* PatrickD2003 hears fireworks outside.
<PatrickD2003> ...or gunshots.
-03.01.01

<moskun> new keyboard..
<Aya-chan> you got one?
<moskun> expect many a typo
<moskun> yeah
<Aya-chan> [02:01] <moskun> ha, i can' pe /qui
<Aya-chan> like that?
<moskun> ha, no ;p
<moskun> see, t and y WORK now
<Aya-chan> yay!
<Leliel`> ha les ou pe such hings as hank ou
<Leliel`> :P
<moskun> ah damn
* moskun bites lel
<Leliel`> -_-
<miyu> i hough hose kes were pre irrelevan anwa
-03.01.02

<Merliwolf|homeatlast> soma:hurry up and cosplay you wimp ;)
<soma> lol
<soma> i'm too tall
<Merliwolf|homeatlast> excuses
<soma> :P
* Merliwolf|homeatlast points at patrickd and jnik
<soma> d'oh :P
-03.01.02

<gaijindog> nothing quite as odd as seeing a scratch built model kit identified as a "Quattro Vagina Special"
-03.01.03

* moskun would walk 5000 miles
<moskun> or is it 500?
<carpboy> 500
<carpboy> god i hate that song
<moskun> 5000 is a lot.
<carpboy> yeah
<moskun> not sure i would walk that.
<carpboy> but 500 is ok
<carpboy> what about 500 more?
<moskun> right, right
<moskun> well, i guess.
<carpboy> well you'd be the man who walked a thousand miles
<Sapphire> if I had a quote file
<Sapphire> I'd save that
<Sapphire> as a reminder
<carpboy> a reminder of?
<moskun> sapphy: there's always something there to remind me.
-03.01.03

<Merliwolf|ddr> sapphy does like 50 things at once and I still don't see how
<Sapphire|work> neither does sapphy
-03.01.09

<moskun> wuv is so wrong, yet so right.
<carpboy> i agree, except for the last part
-03.01.10

<carpbunny> here's ducky on the gundam x train ------------------------------------------->
<carpbunny> and here's sapphire on the x train ----------------------------------------->
<carpbunny> and woah, ducky's just went \_______________________________>
<carpbunny> he switched tracks
<carpbunny> AND WENT TO CRAZY TOWN
-03.01.12

<Praseo> why didn't you tell me to read Shin-chan :P
<carpbunny> i didn't know you could read
-03.01.12

* carpboy scratches his head and tries to remember if he's ever asked sapphire to marry him
<carpboy> i wanna say yes, but i learned pretty early that she drinks coke and i don't forget stuff like that
-03.01.15

<Jinnai> time to stop playing and get food while laundry cooks
-03.01.28

* International-House tries to think of something non-fattening to eat
<carpboy> crickets
-03.01.29

<jnik> "This has produced meads of astonishing clarity which are absent of virtually any flavor or aroma defects"
<jnik> the joys of misplaced modifiers :)
-03.02.08

<moskun> the name 'mattius' doesn't really haunt me.
<moskun> what's embarrasing is me begging raz for that nude Mai mugen file
<moskun> if you can find that ^^
-03.02.11

If you were making a living from CAD, wouldn't you want the fastest, regardless of brand?;-)
-azstew
Depends on if I'm getting paid per job or per hour ;)
-zygote55, 03.02.16

I was able to see it on Valentine's Day, yes, but that isn't to say I saw it with Brenna. She might vote pro-geek in an election, but she's not a member of the party. It is as though she's come to terms with some disease I have.
-Tycho (re:Daredevil), 03.02.17

<quen> i didn't find it all that funny, just a bit. but that's probably because of my humour bypass operation that we discussed earlier.
<DarkSong> that's just because you're a stuffy-arse bret. ~_^
<DarkSong> brit, even
<quen> ds - exactly. we get humour bypass operations free on the national health service :)
-03.02.17

<LawrenceC> "How you have served me! I am ruin'd. Now, dress quickly, before the Count returns!"
<carpboy> Count Chocula?
<carpboy> or the count from sesame street?
<LawrenceC> I think just "the Count."
<soma> no the count from sesame street
<soma> damn you carp
<TougaNoMiko> carp: AHAHAH
<soma> always stealing my ideas
<carpboy> ONE?! AH AH AH
<TougaNoMiko> 1 ! 2 ! 3! Orgasms!
<LawrenceC> "One! Two! THREE orgasms in one night!"
<carpboy> TWO?! AH AH AH
<LawrenceC> "Ah, ah, ah!"
<LawrenceC> ...DAMN YOU ALL.
-03.02.17

<Tama|home> you just wait and see!!! i'll get into merli's pants somehow!
-03.02.17

<Taaru> Well, I used to trust they're milkshakes, before they went triple-thick on me. Now it's too much of a damned chore.
<Konoha> taaru: I trusted them until I started finding strawberry chunks int he bottom of my chocolate ones
<Taaru> ew... That's why I never got the chocolate ones, I guess.
<Taaru> finding strawberry chucks in my strawberry milkshake is a bonus.^^
-03.02.17

* StarCreator|HOME curls up in DS's lap
<DarkSong> noooo
* DarkSong throws stc into #yaoi
<DarkSong> you are the wrong flavour for my lap
* StarCreator|HOME is cuddly tho ;_;
* StarCreator|HOME thrown away like unwanted plushie ;_;
* StarCreator|HOME cries
* Kazara puts StarCreator into his plushie collection
<StarCreator|HOME> waaaaaiiii~
* StarCreator|HOME cuddles Kazara
<Kazara> STC: That might not be a good thing since I'm the plushie pr0n king. XD
<StarCreator|HOME> o.O
-03.02.19

<ascendance> Well, I'd be rather further ahead if I hadn't been constantly playing Tactics Ogre for the past few days.
<ascendance> And now I'm kicking myself, because I failed to save after my last titanic battle.
<Neffy|lab> haha, nice. Your upset because you effectively wasted your time-wasting time.
-03.02.20

<LemonFreshTaaru> Nope. slipped on the wet tile and fell flat on my back. reeeaaally loud thud.
<raziel-> ow
<raziel-> tile is one of the most painful surfaces to fall on
<raziel-> it's just below stairs, sharp rocks, and spikes in megaman
-03.02.21

Out of all the things that you can spend money on for your PC the motherboard has to be the absolute most important. It is afterall the mother of all boards.
-Malleus, 03.02.27

<Merliwolf> they need like honey I shrunk the kids rays
<Merliwolf> except for boobs to make em bigger
-03.02.28

* Reikun is all for more miyuki-chan cosplayers
* Merliwolf becomes miyuki-chan for rei
<Reikun> NO
-03.02.28

* DarkSong casts "Summon Pizza Elemental", cause he didn't have time to hit grocery store on way in
<Taaru> You're gonna have to teach me that spell. I know the "Alcohol Elemental" spell, but not that one.
<raziel-> you can get alcohol delivered?
<Taaru> Yeah. the drawback is that the spell also summons 3-6 guys that also want to drink. :\
-03.02.28

<moskun> i wish the house of the dead movie was called house of the dead: original gangsta
<moskun> so we could call it hotdog
-03.03.03

<carpboy|BubblegumCrash> aya
<Aya-pi> carpy?
<carpboy|BubblegumCrash> build a time machine
<carpboy|BubblegumCrash> and go back to 1990
<Aya-pi> oh hah
<Aya-pi> why?
<carpboy|BubblegumCrash> convince artmic and aic not to be raging cocks
<carpboy|BubblegumCrash> and finish bubblegum crisis properly
<Aya-pi> ahhh
<carpboy|BubblegumCrash> please?
<carpboy|BubblegumCrash> if you do, i'll buy you a banana split
-03.03.03

<Merliwolf> ewww
<Merliwolf> contaminated fruit
* Merliwolf keeps ichi away from other ichigos
* Ichi|Sick shoves himself into merli's mouth and makes him swallow.
-03.03.04

<Pseudodragon> what's GPM bout?
<gaijindog> a bunch of high school kids who are mecha pilots
<Pseudodragon> that old story again? :)
-03.03.06

<Jinnai|Shigoto> raz_away: you don't have enough free disk space
<Jinnai|Shigoto> you need a little over a gig to repack
<raz_away> geez
<raz_away> I was about to scream "that's a damn lie"
* raz_away deletes 6.9gb
-03.03.07

<paul_grisham> does paul want pizza tonight?
<jnik> nah, paul wants cheap chinese
<paul_grisham> jnik: yeah, but she
<paul_grisham> 's busy tonight.
-03.03.08

<Giles> Mmm, bloated
<Konoha> no chicken and waffles?
<Kraehe> tempy:oooo, draw ds as neko-sensei
<Giles> Fuck with orange sauce was so good
<Giles> er
<Konoha> LOL
<Tempy> o.oO
<Giles> Duck. Duck with orange sauce
-03.03.13

<duckroll> i should continue FFX-2
*** duckroll is now known as fuck|FFX-2
<mikeohara> hahahahaah
<mikeohara> nice name Duck
<fuck|FFX-2> OH SHIT
*** fuck|FFX-2 is now known as duck|FFX-2
<microlith> hahah
* jnik kinda liked the other
-03.03.16

<mosk|snowday> rogue leader: the game where 'retreat' is way too close to 'attack ties'
-03.03.18

<PatrickD> We should make a deal with Iraq. If they exile Saddam, we'll do the same with Bush.
-03.03.18

i'm asking because about 20 minutes ago i had a spider the size of my hand on my arm as i was half asleep on easy chair, in my haste to escape, i knocked my wife down. she thinks i need help.
-mstary1
That is not arachnaphobia, that is basic survival sense in Australia.
-V1MFuego
hehehhhhehhehe, thanks for cheering me up
wife not so understanding, reckons i would throw kids in way of spider
reckon she is right
-mstary1, 03.03.22

<moskun> i should check if my people have assassinated me yet
-03.03.22

<Aokakesu> but can Gotoh's artwork still carry the day when the panties go away
<jnik> aokakesu: I would think removing the panties is MORE fanservic
-03.03.24

<^Keys^> there's also the fact that when you're looking for a sigoth, 'lives with parents' is probably rarely a plus
<carpboy> oh woh
<carpboy> i thought that was some sort of elder god for a moment
-03.03.24

* Arima tosses sanity down the cliff, it's overrated
* Leliel` sorts merli off a cliff
* Arima is immune to extremely old quotes
* hen-neko strikes Arima with a barrage of brand new throwing quotes: " ' " ' " ' " ' "
<hen-neko> underhanded toss! ,
-03.03.24

<the_pope> i only have one fault with jordan
<the_pope> Number 1) He sucks ass, I hate his books (cept the first one), I hate the first one cause it was good and that suckered me into almost reading all of book 6, and his depiction of woman makes monkhood look like a dandy idea.
<the_pope> i think theres more to point one

* ^Keys^ reads about French's mustard... finds yellow mustard annoying but passable
<jnik> that's FREEDOM's mustard to you!
-03.03.28?

<Konoha> is there anything good next season?
<Sena_Robin> Konoha: a show about me
<Konoha> really?
<Sena_Robin> yup
<Konoha> what's the op theme?
<Sena_Robin> umm
<Sena_Robin> Somnia Memo
<Andy_Pease> the show is Sena X... intro theme is Ainshi ja Nai
-03.03.29

<^Keys^> No it's not, it's only too late once I hit you with my anti fertility gun
<^Keys^> (for now, in prototype mode as a nice steel toed boot)
-03.03.29

<Jinnai|Shigoto> he's not my type
<Tama|food> man
<Tama|food> you're too picky
<Konoha> are your favorite kinds of donuts those cream-filled ones with the nuts on top?
* Jinnai|Shigoto is very picky in that half the human race is immediatly excluded ;P
<Tama|food> i like nuts
<Merliwolf> screw half
<Jinnai|Shigoto> and they don't have nuts
<Merliwolf> wait I don't mean that literally
<Tama|food> [11:26pm] * @Jinnai|Shigoto is very picky in that half the human race is immediatly excluded ;P
<Tama|food> [11:27pm] <@Jinnai|Shigoto> and they don't have nuts
<Tama|food> see
<Tama|food> he's perfect for you then
-03.03.29

<the_pope> mmm ben thanh food, vanilla coke, with chips and dip for desert
<the_pope> is there nothing better?
<gaijindog> you need something from the chocolate group and from the whipped group
-03.03.30

<the_pope> i had similar problems.. then my mobo cpu and video card died
<the_pope> now the problems are gone.. and so are my mobo cpu and video card. :)
-03.04.01

<raziel-> you shouldn't succumb to pants with a lot of pockets
<raziel-> women engineered those pants to make guys carry all their stuff
-03.04.03

<PatrickD|work> Jim Lazar doesn't have an account yet?
<raziel-> I'm almost certain he won't make one Patrick
<raziel-> he swore he'd leave if we moved to UBB
<raziel-> and I'm happy we called his bluff ;)
<PatrickD|work> raz: Oh, so THAT'S why Chris switched.
-03.04.04

<Tama|home> anyways yeah i figure if i can apply the same principles in real life that i apply to RO i could be a millionaire by end of summer
<Tama|home> i would also have died 5 times but anyways
-03.04.05

<moskun> np: Nena - 99 Luftballons (3:51)
* moskun (mosky@112.denver-16-17rs.co.dial-access.att.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Sapphire> the ballons killed mosky
<Sapphire> how sad
<Aya-reading> well there were 99
<Sapphire> and only one of him
-03.04.06

<Merliwolf> raziel:ya I'm apathy central here
<carpboy|ProjectA-Ko> apathy central
<carpboy|ProjectA-Ko> bah
-03.04.07

<TweedleKeys> I'm going to build a VoH commune where everyone with VoH cels can live and we can then watch them all together
<TweedleKeys> until they all mysteriously die and I get them
* TweedleKeys whistles
-03.04.08

<Jinnai|Shigoto> see, i think that when i become world dictator i'll do a good job, but i'll take certain people as advisors
<Jinnai|Shigoto> like merli
<Jinnai|Shigoto> cause world-benchmark is just nice to have
<Jinnai|Shigoto> but i will temper the love fest
<Jinnai|Shigoto> with an iron fist
-03.04.11

If a Deathmatch game comes up when we have Xboxes hooked together, it's not going to be Brute Force. I'll give you a hint which game is going to get played: It's Round, And Angels Wear it.
-tycho, 03.4.14

I had tried to go to the bathroom just before this, and a loop from my fleece jacket had gotten caught on the pinball machine so I couldn't move, and I had chalked it up to "force fields." So this is the state of mind I was in when a shot of tequila, two lemon wedges, and a rubber band were placed before me.
-tycho, 03.4.14

<blargh> ... Bush is the president, there's war in Iraq, the hot new RPG is Final Fantasy 1, stuff like Excitebike is just now getting down to pocket-money levels, Robotech just recently finished its home video release, and a new music format is starting to gain middle-of-nowhere public acceptance.
<blargh> I'm too young to feel like this.
-03.04.16

<Tama-pi> every con
<Tama-pi> i take a different part of riki's body
<^Keys^> and then you can use all the photos and make a robot version
-03.04.27

<Jasc-wuvtl> [21:31] -Leliel- DCC Send Virginity <-- maybe i shouldn't have auto-accept on
-03.04.28