If You Wannabe a Jedi A Star Wars Filksong by Lawrence Chu To the tune of "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls CHORUS 1: Luke: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want Yoda: So tell me what you want, what you really really want Luke: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want Yoda: So tell me what you want, what you really really want Luke: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I want, you know I really really wanna be a Jedi Knight... Yoda: Ha! Yoda: If you want your future, forget the past If you wanna train with me, better make it fast Now you stop wastin' this precious time Get your act together, maybe you'll be fine (Chorus 1) CHORUS 2: Yoda: If you wannabe a Jedi, you gotta get with the Force Learning ain't that easy, don't take the Dark Side course! If you wannabe a Jedi, you have got to give The Dark Side lasts forever, don't let your father live... So whatcha think about that? Now you know how you feel... Vader is your father, your dad for real... Just do or do not, there is no try; Else you can kiss your Jedi training away, goodbye! (Chorus 1) (Chorus 2) So here's the story from A to Z, you wanna train with me, you gotta listen carefully You got Vader in his place, he's laughing in your face You got Ben, now Papaltine, he will try to treat you really mean Lightning from his hands (it's a pain, now flee!) and as for me, ah, you'll see Slam your body down and lift rocks off the ground Slam your body down and lift rocks off the ground (Chorus 2) If you wanna be a Jedi, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam your body down and lift rocks off the ground Slam your body down and lift rocks off the ground Hey, hey, hey, hey, Slam your body down and lift rocks off the ground Slam your body down, be a Jedi knight, ha! If you wanna be a Jedi...